Tag: Puns

Governor Bans Sex Puns On Free Condom Wrappers

condomsThe governor of Utah stopped state distribution of free condoms due to sexual innuendos on the packaging. The state’s HIV prevention campaign intended on giving away 100,000 condoms—until they saw the racy and funny sex puns. The condoms had short slogans on them like “SL,UT,” “toss the jello salad,” “put your arch into it,” and “explore Utah’s caves.”

“The Governor understands the importance of the Utah Department of Health conducting a campaign to educate Utahns about HIV prevention,” the governor’s office said in a statement. “He does not, however, approve the use of sexual innuendo as part of a taxpayer-funded campaign.” Unsurprisingly, people on Twitter like the punny condoms. As one tweet said, “Okay unsurprising that Utah canceled this but these condom designs are great? every state should have a campaign about being ~regionally horny~” We couldn’t agree more!

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Check out more about the governor of Utah banning free condoms because of sex puns: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/utah-governor-condom-wrappers/

Parents’ Subtly Raunchy Costume Wins Halloween

You might think that so-called “parent humor” is similar to how “mom jeans” look: stiff, outdated and overly conservative. But a photo a 22-year-old posted of her parents getting ready to party for Halloween proved the stereotype wrong. And that parents can still get raunchy for Halloween!

The photo shows the dad as a dill pickle and the mom as a female deer. While at first this might seem innocent, there’s something “punny” about their costumes. “He’s a dill pickle. She’s a female deer. Together they’re a ‘dill-doe.’ And also my heroes,” the 22-year-old boasted to Buzzfeed. These clever, naughty parents are also our heroes—and the winners of Halloween!

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Check out more about these parents’ subtly raunchy costume here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/parents-nailed-it-with-most-subtly-raunchy-halloween-costume-ever_us_580fbc0de4b02b1d9e6367cd