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Italy’s Supreme Court Rules Public Masturbation Is Not a Crime

Image Source: Flickr.com/ | Member slushpup
Image Source: Flickr.com/ | Member slushpup

It seems Italy isn’t embarrassed to bring self-love into the public sphere. The country’s highest court has ruled that masturbation in public is not a crime, as long as you’re not getting off in the presence of minors. The decision came from the Italian Supreme Court after overturning a case involving a 69-year-old man who was caught masturbating in public.

“The man was convicted in May 2015 after he performed the act in front of students on the University of Catania campus, according to documents filed with Supreme Court,” reports CNN. The man’s lawyer appealed the conviction on the grounds that public masturbation out of the presence of minors was decriminalized last year. The man ended up with just a fine, not prison, since the criminal code only calls for imprisonment of up to four-and-a-half years if the act is witnessed by a minor. Maybe Italy will become a tourist destination for exhibitionists?

Looking for a little self-love yourself? Ain’t nothing criminal about masturbating here!

Check out more about Italy’s Supreme Court public masturbation ruling here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/09/11/italys-supreme-court-rules-public-masturbation-not-crime/

Citizens Push Over a Port-a-Potty With Chronic Masturbator Inside

A chronic port-a-potty masturbator in Portland, Oregon learned the shitty way the importance of closing the door when jerking off in public. Officials say the 48-year-old homeless man would chronically pleasure himself each day in the same portable toilet, in full view of his fellow homeless people. But today, the homeless heroes “decided to form a vigilante justice league and tip the toilet over, leaving the semi-public masturbator covered in shit and pee,” reports Willamette Week.

“(He) was flashing us over and over again, and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn’t,” a homeless woman told a local Portland news station. The masturbator needed to be rescued by police when the port-a-potty fell door-side down. “Physically, he’s fine but he had a crappy day,” said police spokesperson Willie Halliburton. He wasn’t arrested, since being trapped in a turned over port-a-potty is sufficient enough punishment. And we can probably assume the man will close the door next time!

Looking for some private time to unwind? Just make sure you close the door and leave the rest to us!

Check out more about citizens pushing over a port-a-potty with a chronic masturbator inside here:https://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-33298-citizen-heroes-push-over-port-a-potty-with-chronic-masturbator-inside.html