8 Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part I

If you’re a man who fucks other men, you’ve probably had some not-so-sexy, somewhat embarrassing experiences during sex. And if so, you’ll probably recognize at least a few of these awkward moments (terrible beard-burn, anyone?). Here are 8 awkward moments during man-on-man sex.

  1. When you get facial hair in your mouth while kissing
    This can be pretty disruptive. But, hey—at least it’s facial hair and not some other type of hair!
  2. When you’re lying on top of each other and your erect penises keep awkwardly poking each other
    Guy 1: “Oh, excuse me!”
    Guy 2: “Oh, excuse me!”
  3. Beard-burn from kissing
    Ouch! Worse than rug burn!
  4. When you’re so turned on, you orgasm within seconds of him touching you
    “OMG, you’re so hot…Oops!”
  5. When you can’t get it up
    It happens. And yes, it’s awkward.
  6. When he’s just too tight
    “Just. Can’t. Seem. To. Get. It. In. Argh!”
  7. When you keep falling out
    As Homer Simpson would say (if he had gay sex): D’oh!
  8. When you get a little poop on your penis
    Well, it was probably worth it!

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Check out more awkward moments you have during man-on-man sex here and keep watching the Phone Sex Blog for part 2 coming up in a few days!

7 Facts You Should Know About the Male G-Spot

Image Source: Flickr.com | Richard FosterYou’ve heard of the G-spot, but have you heard of the male G-spot? If you’re a guy who’s experimented with ass-play, you probably aren’t surprised to learn that there is in fact a G-spot inside the prostate. When stimulated properly, the male G-spot can make orgasms all the more pleasurable. Here are 7 facts you should know to enhance you or your partner’s experience.

  1. It’s located about 3 inches inside the anus
    This proves that when it comes to ass-play, bigger is definitely not better!
  2. It’s shaped like a walnut
    The prostate reaches its full, adult size at 20-years-old. It measures 1.6 x 1 x 1.2 inches, and weighs between 0.66 -0.75 ounces—the shape and size of a walnut.
  3. You’re probably rimming the wrong place
    “Unless you have a giraffe’s tongue, you’re not going to be able to reach his prostate. Instead, you should lick his perineum to maximize pleasure, which is located between his testicles and anus. It puts pressure on his prostate externally,” says Pride.
  4. Kegels will help you have better and longer prostate orgasms
    By doing Kegel exercises, you can strengthen your prostate and in turn have better, more intense G-spot orgasms. Contract the muscles in the anus and release repeatedly to get those muscles ready for awesome orgasms.
  5. Dildos and prostate massagers are not the same thing
    While a dildo is straight, a prostate massager is curved, vibrates, and is specially designed to maximize prostate stimulation.
  6. Use the “come hither” motion to hit the G-spot
    Use your index finger or middle finger (or both!), and make the “come here” motion with your finger facing towards his belly.
  7. Prostate orgasms are full-body orgasms
    Orgasms occurring in conjunction with stimulation of the prostate gland can result in orgasms perceived as ‘deeper,’ more widespread, intense and longer lasting,” says a doctor and sex expert.

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Check out more facts about the male G-spot here: https://www.pride.com/gay/2016/1/22/8-things-everyone-needs-know-about-male-g-spot