New Book Uncovers Presidents’ Sex Lives

Although they might have held the highest office in America, a scandalous new expose reveals a long history of presidents and their wild sexual shenanigans. Sex with Presidents: The Ins and Outs of Love and Lust in the White House uncovers “the bedroom secrets” of the powerful elected officials. The book covers Thomas Jefferson having six children with his slave Sally Hemmings, who was the half-sister of his wife, as well as Warren G. Harding exchanging lusty letters with his wife’s best friend.

And of course the book details JFK’s infamous affairs, including with Marilyn Monroe and sex in the White House pool and Jackie O’s bed. It covers seemingly prim Woodrow Wilson’s “raging libido” whose mistress was almost paid $500,000 to publish his love letters to her. The book also touches on modern presidents, including Bill Clinton who liked to, ahem, “do business” on his desk.

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Check out more about a new book detailing the secret sex lives of famous American presidents: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8791145/New-book-uncovers-presidents-sex-lives-including-JFKs-romps-Jackies-bed.html

Trump Joked That Sarah Sanders Should Have Sex With Kim Jong-Un

Trump made an off-color joke involving one of his staff members and a vicious dictator. In Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ new book, Speaking for Myself, she tells a story about Trump suggesting she take “one for the team” and have sex with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un. According to the Guardian, Jong-un winked at Sanders during a 2018 summit in Singapore.

Sanders says she related this to Trump, who said, “Kim Jong-un hit on you! He did! He fucking hit on you!” He added, “Well, Sarah, that settles it. You’re going to North Korea and taking one for the team!” Trump continued, “Your husband and kids will miss you, but you’ll be a hero to your country!” Sanders did not find this exchange funny, unlike the three other men present who yucked it up with Trump.

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Check out more about Trump joking about Sarah Sanders fucking Kim Jong-un: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/trump-joked-sanders-sleep-with-jong-un/

Larry Flynt Offers $10 Million For Incriminating Sex Videos Of Trump

trump statuePorn kingpin Larry Flynt is upping the ante on his original offer to get dirt on Trump. During last year’s presidential campaign, Flynt dangled $1 million to anyone who could turn over video or audio capturing Trump behaving in an illegal or sexually demeaning manner. Now, he’s raising the sum to $10 million, which he detailed in a full-page ad in the Sunday edition of the Washington Post.

The infamous porn publisher hopes that any incriminating information might lead to Trump’s impeachment and removal from office. While Flynt would settle for another “Access Hollywood” type video, it’s safe to assume that what he really wants is evidence of Trump’s “private dossier,” which allegedly involves water sports and other scandalous sex acts with Russian prostitutes. In Sunday’s ad, Flynt asks for any “smoking gun” that is fit to publish and drive Trump from office—but what he really means is “peeing gun.”

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Here’s more about Larry Flynt’s $10 million offer for incriminating info on Trump: https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/15/larry-flynt-offers-10-million-for-dirt-that-could-get-donald-trump-impeached.html

Heroic Artist Gets ‘Make America Great Again’ Tattooed Around His Anus

TattooQueer performance artist Abel Azcona is letting Donald Trump know how he really feels—by tattooing the words “Make America Great Again” on his butt-hole! The tattooing happened in an art gallery in Chicago, amongst a large crowd of eager onlookers. The words of the president’s campaign slogan has been permanently inked onto the artist’s anus in what the artist describes as the ultimate queer, political act.

Azcona explains that he considers the anus tattoo to be a bold statement, where he is using his body as a political tool of resistance. “The anus is a pleasure zone for many people, and an area of sin for others. I think demystifying what the anus is, and writing a fascist political motto like that in my anus, is a clearly critical and subversive action,” the artist explained to HuffPo. As a performance artist for more than 12 years, his painfully powerful statement is another way for him to use his body as a “weapon of empowerment.” It’s pretty clear where he thinks Trump can stick his campaign promise!

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Check out more about the artist who tattooed “Make America Great Again” on his anus: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/make-america-great-again-anus-tattoo_us_58cac967e4b0ec9d29d9bba0?23423423

Trump Addresses the ‘Golden Showers’ Report

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In his first press conference as president-elect, Trump wanted to put to bed the kinky allegation staining his reputation a bright yellow. Allegedly, Russia had blackmail materials about Trump’s sex life, including a report that he paid prostitutes to perform “golden showers” in a hotel room during one of his visits. Trump denied the allegation by explaining, “I’m also very much a germaphobe, by the way.”

Trump added that the contents of the report about Russia having information on his sexual habits were “all fake news.” He said, “It didn’t happen. It was gotten by opponents of ours. It was a group of opponents who got together—sick people, and they put that crap together.” While Trump did admit that he believes Russia hacked several U.S. political organizations, it’s not likely that he’ll be coming clean about his private, dirty kinks anytime soon.

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Check out more about Trump denying the allegation that he likes golden showers here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2017/01/11/trump-on-golden-showers-i-m-a-germaphobe.html

Hookers For Hilary

Image Source: HookersForHillary on FacebookDennis Hof, owner of the Las Vegas brothel the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, is turning his attention away from sex work and toward a more main stream subject: the 2016 presidential election. Hof and the ladies who work at the Bunny Ranch decided they wanted to throw their support to Hilary Clinton, a candidate who’s championing women’s rights as part of her campaign. And they decided there’s no better way to bring attention to Clinton than by caucusing with sexy, skin-tight red, white, and blue negligees and stilettos!

Hof is no stranger to getting involved in politics—in 2008 and 2012 he caucused for Libertarian candidate Ron Paul with “Pimpin’ For Paul.” He believes strongly in the importance of elections and politics, and is adamant about the Bunny Ranch’s women voting in the upcoming election. While not everyone is for Clinton (including Hof, who is torn between her and Donald Trump), Hof believes it’s a great way to get people interested in politics and give the Bunny Ranch some free PR: “[Hookers for Hillary] is a great way to get, not only the Bunny Ranch’s name out there, but to get more support for Hillary… Hopefully maybe people who were not really [political] followers before kind of looked into it and went, ‘Wow, this is big! What’s going on?’” God bless America!

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Check out more about Hookers for Hilary here: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/15/hookers-for-hillary-clinton-nevada-caucuses-bernie-sanders-moonlite-bunny-ranch