Tag: Portland

Portland’s Oldest Strip Club Goes Virtual

Even as Portland, Oregon saw rapid changes over the decades, one thing remained constant: Mary’s Club, Portland’s oldest and most famous strip club. Now, performers at the nearly 70-year-old institution are keeping the show going—virtually. “Every Sunday, via Mary’s Instagram account or by email, viewers can purchase access to the show, which typically features a rotating cast of seven who all broadcast from their homes, and a couple of the bartenders even exchange banter in a chat room,” Willamette Week reports.

Since not every dancer has a pole in her living room, performers have gotten creative with their at-home routines. “We’ve had oil baths, we’ve had shower shows, we’ve had dancers rolling around on beds of roses,” says performer and virtual show co-producer Rocket Queen. “Mary’s Club is full of dancers who are just true entertainers and really love their job and love being onstage. We all miss it a lot. This is a fun, creative outlet.” Thank you for your service, Mary’s Club!

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Check out more about Mary’s Club going virtual: https://www.wweek.com/bars/2021/02/10/portlands-oldest-strip-club-has-gone-virtual-to-survive

Strip Club Transforms Into Haunted Playboy Mansion

For the third year in a row, Portland’s Strip Club Haunted House is celebrating Halloween in style. It started as an X-rated one-off and has become an annual event courtesy of adult entertainment mogul DJ Dick Hennessy. The theme for this year doesn’t disappoint: Dick Hefner’s Haunted Strip Club Mansion.

mti0odc2mdi4ota3nji5mtg3“The theme is that I’m Dick Hefner, and I suffer a heart attack and die unexpectedly during an intercourse session with a young lady,” says Hennessy. “So they decide to do a seance with a ouija board, inadvertently opening a portal to Hell, where demons and things from Hell overrun the mansion and take over.” The haunted house has a bar, a library, and yes, a grotto, all with different situations in each room of the “mansion.” What everyone wants on Halloween: sex and scares!

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Check out more about Portland’s Haunted Strip Club: https://www.wweek.com/culture/2017/08/29/portlands-strip-club-haunted-house-will-return-for-the-third-year-in-a-row/

Portland’s Kinky Coffee Shop Is Spearheading Alternative Sexual Lifestyle

coffeeIf there’s two things Portland loves, it’s coffee and sex. And now the city which proudly boasts the most strip clubs per capita is combining its two loves—with a kinky new coffee shop! The MoonFrye Cafe is the nation’s second-ever sex-positive coffee shop where customers can meet, drink coffee, learn about sex, and get kinky. The dedicated spot for coffee enthusiasts who are also members of the kink and BDSM communities is spearheading the alternative sexual lifestyle.

While you can’t bring food or beverages into the dungeon, you can sit with a latte and watch an ex-military sergeant called “Puppy” bark like a dog in a Polyamory workshop. As Willamette Week says, “You can go to classes covering everything from ‘electrical play’ to the master/slave relationship to high protocol service to a monthly Fetish Night.” It also features handcrafted sex toys, leather items and paddles from local vendors, a play room to cater to blood and scalpel play and an after care room where you can heal. Kink University called Portland the “Kinkiest City in America,” and it sure seems to be living up to its reputation.

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Check out more about Portland’s kinky new coffee shop here: https://www.wweek.com/culture/2017/02/07/at-long-last-portland-has-the-kinky-coffee-shop-its-needed/

Meet the Stripper Comedian Baring It All While Getting Laughs

iStock_000009106859MOST-SMALLWendy Weiss is a seasoned, beloved stripper in Portland, Oregon—who is also a comedian! While she admits “you definitely piss off a lot more people doing comedy than showing them your vagina,” she still boldly straddles being both a comedian and a stripper. Not only that, but by stripping and telling jokes, she’s changing the way female comics talk about sex.

She hosts a monthly show that has comics take off their clothes while trying to make people laugh. She explains that comedy got her through her early days of stripping, when she was such a bad dancer that she “would just plop down and tell jokes.” Now as a stripper comedian, she’s trying to normalize sex, and talk about it in a way that challenges stereotypes: “Sex is either portrayed as sad because they don’t have it, or women are sluts because they do,” Weiss says. “I’ll be like, ‘So I was having sex and this weird thing happened,’ or, ‘This lady said something super-racist at an orgy, isn’t that weird?’” Wendy Weiss really can do it all on a stage!

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Check out more about Portland’s stripper comedian here: https://www.wweek.com/arts/comedy/2016/07/12/wendy-weiss-is-portlands-best-stripper-comedian/

Citizens Push Over a Port-a-Potty With Chronic Masturbator Inside

A chronic port-a-potty masturbator in Portland, Oregon learned the shitty way the importance of closing the door when jerking off in public. Officials say the 48-year-old homeless man would chronically pleasure himself each day in the same portable toilet, in full view of his fellow homeless people. But today, the homeless heroes “decided to form a vigilante justice league and tip the toilet over, leaving the semi-public masturbator covered in shit and pee,” reports Willamette Week.

“(He) was flashing us over and over again, and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn’t,” a homeless woman told a local Portland news station. The masturbator needed to be rescued by police when the port-a-potty fell door-side down. “Physically, he’s fine but he had a crappy day,” said police spokesperson Willie Halliburton. He wasn’t arrested, since being trapped in a turned over port-a-potty is sufficient enough punishment. And we can probably assume the man will close the door next time!

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Check out more about citizens pushing over a port-a-potty with a chronic masturbator inside here:https://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-33298-citizen-heroes-push-over-port-a-potty-with-chronic-masturbator-inside.html

Hundreds of Dildos Mysteriously Hang on Power Lines in Portland

While seeing a pair of sneakers dangling from a power line is nothing new, how would you react if instead of seeing some Nikes you saw a pair of sex toys hanging up there? Well, residents of Portland, Oregon have certainly been reacting to the real life spectacle dangling from their power lines. And they’ve taken to social media to express their emotions, which range from shock to outrage to just plain WTF?

One resident said, “Some would blush, others would laugh, and most would take photos.” The hundreds of sex toys have been thrown on power lines all around the city, including several commercial boulevards that have passerby’s doing a double (or triple!) take at the surreal nature of seeing sex toys hanging in the sky on their way to work or driving their kid to soccer practice. The sex toy prankster is still at large, but in the meantime, Portlanders can enjoy the thrilling sights hoisted all around town. Keep Portland Weird!

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