Dinosaur Butt Sex Book Is Finalist For a Prestigious Award

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_HOT_JOCK_ASSChuck Tingle is the erotic fiction writer behind such beloved works as Pounded In the Butt By My Own Butt. Fans love him for his raunchy sense of humor and hot sci-fi sex. But would anyone call his latest smutty short story “Space Raptor Butt Invasion” a literary masterpiece? Apparently, the answer is yes, according to the folks who judge the esteemed Hugo Award.

The Hugo Award, given annually to the best works in science fiction and fantasy, is widely considered one of the most prestigious science fiction awards. So, you may be wondering—have they lost their damn minds nominating “Space Raptor Butt Invasion”? The short answer is, sort of: according to the Guardian, a right-wing campaign of conservatives is seeking to “combat the Hugo tendency to reward works deemed ‘niche, academic, overtly to the left in ideology and flavour, and ultimately lacking what might best be called visceral, gut-level, swashbuckling fun.’” Given this criteria, yes, it does seem “Space Raptor Butt Invasion” would indeed give readers “gut-level, swashbuckling fun.” Perhaps these judges might also find something of high literary merit over at Pornhub—there’s plenty of butt invasion going on there!

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Check out more about the dinosaur butt sex book up for a prestigious award here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/space-raptor-butt-invasion?utm_term=.anyW9oMBYl#.sgjQEAl6KL

These Places Are Really Into Redhead Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_japangirlWith porn, there’s a category for pretty much everything—and that includes fiery hardcore redheads! Pornhub just released data on which places really love to see gingers getting it on. And, as it turns out, the states that just can’t enough hot redhead action are Montana, Wyoming, and Alaska (with Texas, New Jersey, and Florida the least interested in ginger lovin’).

They also looked at which countries have a boner for redheads and, not surprisingly, Czech Republic, Ireland, and the UK were at the top of the list—places where redheads already happen to live. And apparently, men aged 18-24 and 45-54 are the ones who want to see redheads getting down the most. We mean, with those cute freckles, what’s not to love?

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Check out more about Pornhub’s stats on the places that love redhead porn here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/psa-montana-and-wyoming-are-searching-for-the-most-redhead-p?utm_term=.glKek9grB7#.vhAv1rDwZW

Pornhub Offers Olympic Attendees Free Porn to Prevent Zika

volleyballThe upcoming summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro has attendees freaking out about contracting Zika, among other concerns (robberies and unclean water, anyone?). Brazil especially suffered from the mosquito-spread disease, and many people are worried that with all the, um, mixing at the Olympics, there’s a chance the virus could spread and cause a worldwide epidemic. But, as always, Pornhub has a solution: the “Ooohlympics.”

“According to a press release, the porn site’s plan is to provide free access to its high-definition service, Pornhub Premium, for all residents of Rio de Janiero, Olympic athletes, and attendees,” reports the Daily Dot. Apparently, the porn mega-site will also be handing out “Zika protection kits consisting of bug spray, tissues, and lube as well as actual Pornhub Premium gift cards,” the press release said. And if that wasn’t enough, the athletes will be supplied with condoms—45,000 of them, or 42 per athlete! Zika or no, let the games begin!

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Check out more about Pornhub’s plan to counter Zika here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pornhub-free-premium-zika-olympics/

The U.S. Bible Belt Loves ‘Big Black Dick,’ According to Pornhub

BBCIn a recent analysis of Pornhub’s gay male content, statistics show America’s Bible Belt sure does love its black gay porn. “The analysis focused on the 3% of U.S. visitors who go directly to the gay male section of the site, and excluded the large number of lesbian videos viewed on Pornhub,” reports Gaily Grind. They broke down the analysis by each state, and the results were pretty surprising.

Southern states like Florida, Mississippi, and Louisiana made up the places that watch the most gay porn, just behind New York and the District of Columbia. These Bible Belt states also watched the most black gay porn, including categories like “big black dick” and “black daddy.” Interestingly, the word “black” is the most widely searched for term under the gay porn category. Pornhub also looked at the top 20 gay categories across the U.S., and found that after “black,” the most popular categories were “Straight guys,” “Bareback” and “Big Dick” videos. Southern states do it better!

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Check out more about Pornhub’s gay porn stats here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/20/the-u-s-bible-belt-loves-to-watch-black-gay-porn-says-pornhub-insights/

Get Pumped (Literally) For Pornhub’s New ‘Sexercise’ App

bangfit-logoWant to get fit as fuck this summer? We have just the thing for you: BangFit, Pornhub’s latest “sexercise” program! This brilliant new app is the perfect thing to “encourage sedentary souls to get active through rigorous and regimented bouts of sexual activity,” reports Distractify. After all, BangFit can be done from the comfort of your own home, er, bedroom!

The app lets you choose a sexercise video to follow along with, and then when you’ve “finished,” it tells you how many calories you’ve burned. The videos are available for couples, multiple partners, and solo participants to get their cardio on. “BangFit was designed after exhaustive research through the thousands of sexercise studies/articles, consulting with health and fitness experts and professionals (including personal trainers) and cross referencing that with anecdotal evidence on what are the most fun sex positions,” Pornhub says. BangFit also offers a workout band that links to your smartphone for more targeted performance tracking. Who said working out couldn’t be enjoyable?

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Check out more about BangFit here.

Pornhub Leprechaun Porn Rises 8,000% on St. Patrick’s Day

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: nataliemaynorBased on last year’s statistics, Pornhub expected its viewers t0 to get lucky this past St. Patrick’s Day—with leprechaun porn! “Pornhub has reported that searches for ‘leprechaun’ porn rose by 8,142% compared to daily averages on March 17, 2015, and the number of people searching for St. Patrick’s Day-related porn went up by 6,000%,” reports Mashable. Pornhub also found the words “luck” and “lucky” dramatically increased on the notoriously rowdy holiday.

Popular searched terms also included “Irish creampie,” “Celtic,” “Irish anal,” and, even stranger, “Green panties.” According to Pornhub, Irish porn searches rise in the week leading up to St. Patty’s Day, and spike 3,000% on the holiday weekend. We guess these kinky viewers really want those horny leprechauns to help them find that pot of gold! Ah, the luck of the Irish!

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Check out more about Pornhub’s leprechaun porn 8,000% rise here: https://perezhilton.com/2016-03-17-st-patricks-day-leprechaun-porn-pornhub-statistics/?from=post#.VuzRoxIrKRs

There’s Now a VR-Capable Twerking Robot Butt Sex Toy

Image Source: TwerkingButt.comThe good folks at PornHub are at it again with their newest sex toy, aptly named TwerkingButt. And just as the name implies it is indeed a twerking robot butt sex toy that you can most certainly fuck. Not only that, but it also comes with a virtual reality headset that offers “the first 3D cybersex experience.”

TwerkingButt, which looks like an upside down jiggly ass, does so much more than just twerk for you. The artificial ass has a feature called Cyberskin that heats up, vibrates, and massages in six different settings. There’s also the Deluxe Version, which PornHub says is capable of “endless twerking settings.” Both the versions (Classic or Deluxe) come with a VR headset for an immersive cybersex experience—and a water jet for cleaning up after you “make it rain”!

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Check out more about the VR-capable twerking robot butt sex toy here: https://gizmodo.com/finally-a-vr-enabled-twerking-robot-butt-that-you-can-1716792260

The Most Popular Porn Searches in Each State

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: posterboynycthough the US seems more divided than ever, there is one thing that perfectly unites red and blue states: a love of porn. It’s true. PornHub compiled its data to find out what porn searches are most popular in each state. And as it turns out, Americans in varying regions really aren’t all that different after all.

Lesbian” is the most popular porn nation-wide. “Step-mom” and “step-sister” are also quite popular, especially in the naughty mid-west. (Just don’t ask any of our Flirt’s for step anything, we don’t allow it).  Even very culturally different places like the northeast and Alaska love them some step-MILFs! Finally, the more fringe searches are “ebony,” concentrated mainly in the south, and “cartoon” porn, which you can find all over because, honestly, who doesn’t love animated fucking?! So keep these important stats in mind on your next domestic vacation: “If there’s one thing Rhode Islanders love, for example, it’s the great seafood—and MILFs,” reports Gizmodo.

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Check out more about the most popular porn searches in each state: https://gizmodo.com/what-kind-of-porn-is-most-popular-in-every-state-1761551304

Inside the Wild ‘Full House’ Porn Parody

Image Source: Screenshot capture from PornHub via The Daily BeastThere are two things Americans love: cheesy ’90s sitcoms about happy, quirky families and porn. So what better way to give the people what they want than with a Full House porn parody? Pornhub’s sex-com is timed to be released with Fuller House, Netflix’s reboot of the popular show. Thankfully, there is nothing family-friendly about the XXX version, Full Holes.

It is, however, full of ’90s nostalgia, as the legendary porn parody director Lee Roy Myers really was a fan of the show: when BJ (aka D.J.) is caught living up to her name, she says that she’s “looser than a pair of Hammer pants!” Full Holes is Pornhub’s first original movie, and since the company refers to itself as the “Netflix of porn,” it makes sense that it would riff on a Netflix original show. “Netflix created the template for successful, original content creation and we’re providing the adult alternative,” says Pornhub Vice President Corey Price. Whether the parody ruins your childhood memories or fulfills all your naughtiest fantasies, you have to appreciate such gems as Kimmy Gobbler’s winning line, “Thanks for the dick, you greasy monkey.” As Uncle Jizzy, er, Jessie, would say: “Have pussy!”

In the mood to fulfill all your wildest fantasies? Let us just say, “You got it, dude!”

Check out more about the Full House porn parody here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/02/27/inside-the-wild-full-house-porn-parody.html

Meet the Winner of Pornhub’s First College Scholarship

pornhubPornhub, the world’s largest provider of free porn, is trying to clean up its image with its latest philanthropic endeavor: a college scholarship. The scholarship is worth $25,000, and the winner must be at least 18 years-old and have a 3.2 GPA. The winner was chosen, and she isn’t exactly what you’d picture for the massive adult website.

MaryAnn Uribe, a 48-year-old mother of two, is a Texan with an truly incredible story. Not only was she disqualified from most scholarships because of her age, but she’s also the survivor of a crazy murder plot involving her ex-boss. According to the Washington Post, after she reported her employers to authorities for allegedly committing felony barratry, her boss put a hit on her. She’s now trying to move on with her life and begin studies at a four-year university—which has been made possible by the good folks at Pornhub! “MaryAnn epitomizes the drive for determination and success; from her indelible personality, to the resiliency she’s shown to achieve her goals,” the announcement on Pornhub’s website reads. Now we have even more reason to love Pornhub!

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Check out more about Pornhub’s college scholarship here: https://jezebel.com/winner-of-pornhubs-college-scholarship-is-a-48-year-old-1748987767