Porn Stars Draw Their Most Memorable Scenes

At Venus, the largest erotic trade fair in the world, Vice asked porn stars to draw their most memorable scenes. And after all the rigamarole of putting on live shows on the various stages and posing for pictures with excited, groping fans, the porn stars were all too happy to oblige. Vice promises that “the end result is a collection of beautiful, original drawings culled straight from the memories of your favorite porn stars.” Here are some of the highlights (check out the illustrations below).

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  1. Groupie Girl,” by Pussy Kat Pussy Kat’s picture is of an eager groupie girl that she decided to shoot a three-way scene with. Pussy Kat says that she was “totally crazy! Like really wild.” And that she “demanded that Leyluken [Pussy Kat’s friend and scene partner] cum in her face while I squirt in her mouth. So that’s what we did.”
  2. The Propeller,” by Mia Julia This is an illustration of the time Mia Julia’s co-star decided to “take [her] the other way around.” She says, “all of a sudden, I was upside down, he was holding me by my butt and I gave him a blowjob upside-down. He ate me out a little too.”
  3. Piss Mishap,” by Jill Diamond In this one, Jill Diamond gets an unexpected surprise right in her face—and we’re not talking about cum! Apparently, her co-star had a medical condition, and accidentally pissed all over her face during a blowjob scene. Whoops!
  4. “The Tree,” by Hümeyre Ophelia Yep, you guessed it: this porn star fucked up in a tree! She admitted that it was “totally crazy” but also good. Talk about becoming closer with nature!

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Check out the porn stars’ illustrations of their most memorable scenes: https://www.vice.com/read/we-got-adult-actors-to-draw-some-of-their-scenes-876

New Sex Toy Lets You Experience a Porn Star’s Every Thrust in 3-D

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The new sex toy the “eJaculator” is promising to take virtual sex to the next level. Not only will you be able to watch porn in 3-D, but with this device you’d actually be able to feel the porn star’s every movement as if it were really happening. The eJaculator’s creator said, “What you see is what you feel. Whether that is a guy moving in and out of a girl or a woman jumping on top of the guy.”

The eJaculator works by downloading an app onto a smartphone and then using a special headset to allow the viewer to see custom porn scenes specially for them. There’s also a masturbation sleeve (in shapes like mouths, anuses and even extraterrestrial sex organs!) that is synced up with the headset, which lets the user feel the physical sensations projected on the screen. The eJaculator’s sex tech team are currently working to create porn POV content that will work with the sex toy—and if that sounds challenging, that’s because it is. They’ll need to figure out how to synchronize the masturbation sleeve’s movements to a porn star’s thrusts, bumps and grinds. But thankfully, the ambitious team is confident they can do it within a year or two.

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Fetish Porn Studio To Open First Erotic Haunted House

12079514_1881665755392505_1068448069717541158_nKink.com decided to open its dungeon to all the naughty adults who are more into Halloween tricks than they are treats. Since Kink.com is the largest producer of BDSM and fetish porn, the company figured they would combine titillation with terror by opening the first ever erotic haunted house. It’s taking place in the San Francisco Armory where they shoot their porn films—which, as it so happens, is actually haunted in real life!

Kink.com says, “The two emotions, fear and sex, are inextricably linked. We wanted to play off that and offer people a truly old school scare in an unexpected setting.” The haunted house has eight sets with various characters and scenarios, including a deranged doctor (you can probably expect some light torture), a bad, bad dominatrix, a voodoo queen, and even a naked vampiress who, if you’re lucky, will lick your face. And, of course, there will be blindfolding, tight spaces, strangers touching you, and lots of other kinky surprises!

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Target Accidentally Plays Porn Over its Loudspeaker…Again

Image Source: Flickr.com/photos/jeepersmedia/Customers at a California Target got plenty of bang for their buck (literally) when audio of a porn started accidentally playing over the store’s PA system. One shocked shopper recorded the entire incident and posted the video to Facebook (watch below), while several others stormed out of the store, or angrily screamed at the employees to turn it off. In the video, sex moans can be heard, along with some very sexually explicit language loudly coming through the loudspeakers.

A porn star can be heard moaning, and then saying, “I want you to get it really wet. Get that cock in between. Oh yeah, you know how to do it. Yeah, you wanna fuck these titties?” Children are heard crying in the background—in between the porn star’s screams and moans! The store was in chaos, with both customers and employees freaking out over the incident: “Employees were running around everywhere. Picking and hanging up phones, which worked….for about two minutes before it started up again,” according to the New York Post. Amazingly, this isn’t the first time something like this has happened at Target. The same thing happened at another California Target only months before. Target is investigating, but it sure seems like the work of a very naughty prankster!

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Pop-Up Porn Books

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There’s a new webseries by Canadian filmmaker Stephen Dunn that uses pornographic picture books to tell sexy stories about online dating/hook-up culture. The series, aptly named Pop-Up Porno, first wowed audiences at Sundance and is now being released online. Dunn started the project as a way to normalize the trials and tribulations of online dating—and what better way to do that than with pop-up cocks in a picture book?!

Each pop-up book takes about a month to create, and is brought to life by a collaborative team of designers (including celebrated homoerotic fetish artist Tom Of Finland), writers, and Dunn himself. Together the team adapts true erotic stories told by real people in the dating world into “an aesthetic to suit the tale.” Dunn hopes to continue making pornographic pop-up books, saying “Regardless of what happens they’re fun as hell to make, and as long as people keep sharing stories and we have enough money to pay our crew and the book designers, I’m happy to keep making more.”

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Hologram Porn Takes Virtual Sex to the Next Level

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_oculus_xxxBrian Shuster, the pioneer who brought porn to the internet in the ’90s, now wants to up virtual reality’s and 3-D porn’s game with his newest innovation: hologram porn. Shuster is trying to start a new wave of virtual reality porn because he’s dissatisfied with current realistic but limited VR porn, like the newly released Oculus Rift. He envisions an immersive experience in a 3-D space where users can move around and see details as minute as hair follicles, just like you’d experience in real life.

Schuster says, “In current virtual reality you can turn your head and see where the performers are located, so you can look all around the scene, but from the standpoint of a performance you are still seeing porn performers from one angle in 3D.” He plans to change that by using live-action holograms that will enable users to view a performer from every angle. He’s also working on Syntholograms, or a realistically filmed scene where users can walk around their environment without seeing a cutoff. Schuster is currently trying to crowdfund his ambitious, extremely expensive 360-degree porn dream, promising live-action holograms “that will ensure your VR porn experiences in the future will be as mind-blowing as Sandra Bullock’s and Sylvester Stallone’s in Demolition Man.” But for now, 180-degree VR porn is still pretty amazing!

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‘The Golden Girls’ Like You’ve Never Seen Them Before in XXX Parody

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To celebrate The Golden Girls 30th anniversary, Hustler decided to give the feisty ladies the ultimate tribute with its porn parody, This Ain’t The Golden Girls XXX. The Golden Girls was a cutting edge show in the way that it showed that age doesn’t necessarily mean death of the libido. And for a show that pushed back against sexist double-standards by its sassy ladies never shying away from sex, the porn parody truly celebrates their lust for life.

The porn parody stays true to the show’s message that older women can still be sexy and sexual. Its cast is made up of older, seasoned adult film actresses, including Karen Summer who made a comeback with her portrayal of Sophia after a 20-year hiatus. “It was like the old days of porn. We had scripts, and wardrobe, a full crew and a couple of days shooting,” says Summer. The ladies in Golden Girls XXX definitely take the innuendos and saucy dialogue up a notch with the hardcore sex scenes—gray wigs and all! But most importantly, the parody proves that women can still love sex and getting frisky at age 60 and up.

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The Donald’s Porn Parody

48008133.cachedFinally, the porn parody you never knew you wanted is here with none other than recent GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump. The Donald is following in the footsteps of Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton as the most recent WoodRocket.com XXX political parody. Lee Roy Myers, the brainchild behind such porn parodies as Bob’s Boners, Game of Bones, and Spongebob Squarenuts said that his decision to make a Trump porno was a no-brainer.

“…we’ve really felt like there was a need to spoof him. Because of what WoodRocket does, spoofing him with penetration seems like the right way to go,” Myer said in an interview with the Daily Beast. Donald Tramp stars porn actor Dick Chibbles, who sports a ridiculous toupee and orange spray tan while yelling un-politically correct, bombastic absurdities. So, naturally you’re wondering what the sex is like. Myers said, “We wanted the sex to be a parody of how Trump would have sex. It’s definitely one of the weirdest things we’ve shot, and we’ve shot a Pokemon porn parody.” Dick Chibbles admitted that besides trying to stay in character without cracking up, keeping that monstrosity of a wig on while getting hot and heavy was definitely no task for “losers!”

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Porn Star Builds Darth Vader Out of Sex Toys

Porn star Kayla-Jane Danger gave the Star Wars super villain the ultimate makeover with her latest project: a 7-foot Darth Vader made entirely out of sex toys! “It’s easily the most unique thing I’ve done in porn,” Danger said of her buzz-worthy creation. She’s calling her statue “Darth Vibrader,” which was brought to life with more than “$3,000 worth of sex toys, including 200 vibrators, 10 paddles, a whip, two rows of anal beads, a rubber fist and a pair of what Danger called ‘hooker boots,’ according to the Huffington Post.

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Danger is a former student of Parsons School of Design and still needed around eight hours and the help of two others to construct Darth Vibrader. The statue will be displayed at the headquarters of Woodrocket.com, which the porn star believes doesn’t need to serve just a decorative purpose. “You could rub yourself on the light saber, or use the big strap-on in front,” she said. “There are five bullet vibrators in his hands — and those have more power than a Hitachi wand.” All hail, lord Vader!

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Learn more about Kayla-Jane Danger’s Darth Vibrader here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/porn-star-kayla-jane-danger-builds-sex-toy-darth-vader-nsfw_55afdbc3e4b0a9b948535810?

Meet the First Porn Star to be Sent Into Space

Pornhub has ambitions to use the space tourism industry to make the first ever space porn! The porn site is trying to raise three million dollars through an Indiegogo campaign to send porn stars Eve Lovia and Johnny Sins to fuck in zero-gravity. But with a little over a week left and only $235,000 raised, its featured porn stars might not be able to join the ultimate mile high club after all. Thankfully, CoCo Brown is stepping up to become the first porn star to be sent into space.

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She’s part of an elite program that will train 100 people to travel into space by earning their astronaut wings for the bargain price of $100,000 (new technology has made space tourism much more affordable now than when it first started—think $20 million for an hour of sightseeing). Although CoCo Brown won’t be testing out what space sex is like for all us curious and randy earthlings, she is excited to learn if her boobs will float. She says, “You notice the rest of your body losing gravity but I’d like to see… Do fake boobs do something weird in space? I don’t know…” Floating boobs will have to do until the day when porn will boldly go where no sex film has gone before! Space porn: the New Final Frontier.

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