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Twitch Streamer Goes Viral For Celebrating Birthday By Looking At Porn

Ah, the milestones of turning 18 years old: voting, buying cigarettes, and, most importantly, legally watching porn. One Twitch streamer went viral after making a video about celebrating his 18^thbirthday by watching cartoon porn. Users’ responses to the video ranged from amusement to finger-wagging to sympathy.

“Fucked up how this is exactly the first thing I did when I turned 18,” said one user called “they call me sugar pussy.” Lil Hentai tweeted, “this is the most pure thing I’ve ever seen. Welcome to the ‘legally allowed to watch porn’ team.” But as SaltyStuff aptly noted, “Congrats, you can now look at them titties. L E G A L L Y.” Oh the joys of young adulthood in the internet porn age!

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Check out more about the 18-year-old who celebrated his birthday by watching porn: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/streamer-porn-twitter-viral/

Tumblr’s Anti-Porn Algorithm Is Flagging Basically Everything As Porn

tumblr’s famously unpopular decision to ban all adult content on its site has proven to be a disastrous failure. So far, tumblr seems to be flagging everything it deems to be explicit material—but it’s algorithm seems to be busted. Hundreds of users have reported having totally innocuous posts flagged on their accounts—everything from abstract art to an image of a vase.

One user was flagged for a gallery of dinosaur pics, while artist Erika Moen (the creator of Oh Joy Sex Toy) has had her fully-clothed selfies flagged as explicit, while her photos of dildos went unnoticed. A lot of people have also noticed that non-explicit LGBTQ content is being flagged, simply because it contains words like “lesbian” or “transgender.” As one poster said, “Curious to see if tumblr will walk this back or just collapse.”

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Check out more about tumblr’s busted anti-porn algorithm: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/tumblr-nsfw-algorithm-flagging-2018/

YouPorn Hits Back At Starbucks Porn Crackdown

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A popular porn site isn’t taking Starbuck’s move to ban porn from its stores lying down. YouPorn has announced that it will no longer allow Starbucks products inside its offices. The site emailed its employees to inform them of the move, and a source confirmed that it’s real.

“Dear YouPorn Team, In light of the news that Starbucks has blocked customers from searching and viewing adult content within their establishments, Starbucks products will officially be banned from the YouPorn offices,” vice president of YouPorn said. Entrepreneur reported that YouPorn is really trying to hit Starbucks where it hurts most by urging its employees to buy coffee from Dunkin’ instead. It comes after Starbucks announced that it will finally launch a content-blocking tool to prevent customers from watching pornography in its stores – nearly three years after it initially vowed to do so, and long after other chains including McDonalds, Subway, and Chick-fil-A made the move.

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Check out more about YouPorn hitting back at Starbucks after its proposed porn crackdown: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6447767/YouPorn-hits-Starbucks-porn-crackdown-banning-Starbucks-offices.html

Cardi B Featured As First Female Performer At AVN Porn Awards

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Stripper-turned-superstar Cardi B is the perfect artist to be featured at the upcoming AVN Awards. The AVN’s are an annual awards ceremony honoring stars in the adult film industry. The AVN’s, dubbed the ‘Oscars of porn,’ will for the first time this year have an all-female cast of co-hosts, comedians, and, of course, Cardi B.

“I’m so excited that the AVN Awards chose me to be their first female performer ever,” the rapper said. At the show, the hip-hop star will reportedly be able to “go to town” at the nearby AVN Novelty Expo, “which features sex workshops, seminars and lots of fun products to try out,” AVN sources said. The AVN president had this to say about Cardi B performing at adult entertainment showcase: “We are beyond thrilled to be welcoming Cardi B to perform at the 2019 AVN Awards.”

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Check out more about Cardi B performing at the AVN Awards: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6444129/Cardi-B-makes-history-featured-female-performer-AVN-porn-awards.html

Porn Star Streaks During Dutch Football Game

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A porn star streaked naked across a football field after Dutch fans paid her to distract their rival team’s players. The adult film actress named Foxy ran out during the game wearing nothing but football socks and sneakers much to the delight of the excited stadium. The blonde waved a Rijnsburgse flag as she stormed the field and paraded around in front of shocked players and fans.

Of course, fans got footage of the spectacle, which shows Foxy trying to distract a player, who does his best to ignore her. A steward then calmly chases her as she makes her escape to the other side of the stadium. Unfortunately, Foxy’s naked streak wasn’t able to inspire Rijnsburgse to victory—the team lost 6-2 at the final whistle.

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Check out more about the porn star who streaked during a Dutch football game: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6363135/Porn-star-runs-naked-football-pitch-Netherlands-Rijnsburgse-Boys-fans-paid-her.html

Hefner’s Sex Tapes Appear in Cosby’s Civil Case

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The news about Hugh Hefner’s personal porn stash keeps on coming. Even though the majority of his tapes were reportedly dropped into the ocean in a cement-lined coffin some time ago, he still had some salacious material left to be introduced into just one of many civil trials still set coming against Bill Cosby.

Florida-based lawyer Spencer Kuvin claims to introduce the tapes in question, many of which are said by the Daily Mail to be “professionally edited and produced”, on behalf of his client, 28-year-old Chloe Gains. Cosby is already behind bars in a state prison for a minimum of 3 years for sexual assault, with 33 civil cases still down the pipeline for similar allegations. Kuvin’s claimed he and his team have spent “hundreds of hours” watching those tapes… probably not what they expected to do when they passed the bar!

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Read more about Hefner’s tapes and Cosby’s case here: https://avn.com/business/articles/legal/report-hugh-hefner-sex-tapes-to-surface-in-bill-cosby-civil-case-810440.html

9 Hilarious Posts About tumblr’s Porn Ban

The internet has a lot to say about tumblr’s recent decision to ban porn on its site. To memorialize the good-ol’ days of T&A on tumblr, these users have made some pretty hilarious posts. As BuzzFeed says, “at least we still have memes.”

“tumblr users: please ban the Nazis.
tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight.”
See the irony here, tumblr…?
“tumblr’s next update: an online ‘swear jar.’ We’ll actually have to pay every time we say the words fuck and sh*t.”
tumblr = nagging parent.
“Users: fix the porn bot problem
Tumblr staff: Ok! No more NSFW”
Wait! No!
“Literally illegal to be horny on main.”
Pretty much.
“Does tumblr have a nazi problem?
No, it’s the female-aligned nipples.”
Hmm…
“It’s time to go back to Myspace. Who wants to be in my Top 8?”
NiteFlirt does!
“I log off for a day and y’all ban titties?”
D’oh!
“No dick, no titties, no pussy…tumblr starts looking like my real life.”
A sad fate…
“I can’t believe the last meme of 2018 is tumblr’s death.”
Yup, pretty much sums it up.

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Check out more funny posts about Tumblr’s porn ban: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/tumblr-porn-ban-memes

Pornhub Responds To Starbucks Porn Ban With Clever SFW Idea

Pornhub is already devising a “backdoor” plan to get around Starbucks recently announced porn ban. The porn mega site has a workaround so you can still get your kicks from caffeine and porn: a “Safe For Work” category. “While we were aware some people’s preference in a sexual partner mimics that of their coffee, we were unaware that people were acting on such impulses when getting their caffeine fix,” said the Pornhub VP in a statement.

“To comply with Starbucks’ new policy, we’ve created an option that allow fans to still enjoy great content to which they are accustomed, but that is appropriate for consumption in public places,” Pornhub’s VP continued. The actual content on the SFW page is just as varied and quirky as everything else you’d find on Pornhub: music videos, video game clips, and a hodgepodge of other stuff. It’s also not yet clear if people will actually be able to access the SFW Pornhub page or if the entire Pornhub URL will be blocked.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s new SFW category: https://mashable.com/article/pornhub-starbucks-porn-filter-sfw/#TowAbOZFLgqr

George R.R. Martin Reveals There Will Be Westeros ‘Erotica’ In New Book

George R.R. Martin just created even more excitement for Game of Thrones fans. If you were eager for the new book before, your mouth will water when you hear this. In addition to dragons and bloody battles, Martin has revealed that in his new GoT novel, Fire and Blood, there will be “Westeros erotica.”

During a recent appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Colbert asked the historical-fantasy author how he would deviate from Tolkien, saying “Part of the critique of Tolkien is that there’s no sex in Tolkien.” Martin responded with “We do have, in Fire and Blood — you know it’s written by an Archmaester going back to primary sources — and there’s one particular incident where he has to, somewhat reluctantly, consult a book called ‘A Caution for Young Girls’ — which is basically erotica from Westeros.” He added, “That’s one reason I’ve really diverged from Tolkien… because there is no porn in Middle Earth.”

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Check out more about George R.R. Martin talking about Westeros porn in his new novel: https://mashable.com/video/george-r-r-martin-westeros-erotica-colbert/#AC8fWq_3HPqh