Tag: Porn Parody

There’s Now An ‘Apex Legends’ Porn Parody

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Grab your joysticks, because the hot new Apex Legends porn parody is finally here. Ass Sex Legends is described by the creators as “an anal homage to the smash hit video game.” Instead of a Battle Royale, viewers are in for a hilarious and hot “Butt-le Royale” and one of the most “ass-tonishing” porn parodies to date from the adult film site WoodRocket.

Ass Sex Legends is directed by Missy Martinez and Holly G. Myers and features Charlotte Sartre and Isiah Maxwell. It follows in the nerdy, NSFW footsteps of such video game porn parodies as Fortnut and Legend of Zildo. The sexy spoof can be streamed for free on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub.

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Check out more about the new Apex Legends porn parody: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/apex-legends-video-game-porn-parody-pornhub-premium/

There’s Now a Fortnite Porn Parody

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If you’re a fan of the world’s most popular game, Fortnite, we’ve got good news for you: there’s now a porn parody! Fortnut combines all the things you love about the game with sleazy, hilarious sex. In other words, you can get Victory Royales interspersed with gratuitous pussy shots.

The parody opens with a silly take on Twitch streamers, and we meet the star PussySparkles as she jumps into the game. From there, we see characters being pushed in shopping carts while wielding guns with dildos attached to the end. Obviously, Ramirez gets her own coveted “Dick-tory Royale” in the end. Wood Rocket and Pornhub are behind the raunchy porn parody, which you can currently stream for free on either site.

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Check out more about the Fortnite Porn parody: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/fortnut-porn-parody-fortnite/

There’s Now a ‘Rick and Morty’ Porno

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Is it any surprise the hugely popular sci-fi comedy Rick and Morty got a porn parody? The show just wrapped up its third season on Adult Swim and is now getting the XXX treatment, thanks to porn parody site Wood Rocket. Yes, the site which brought you such classics as SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Strokémon, has now decided to make Dick and Morty.

The studio announced the project with an exciting new trailer and a pretty NSFW description: “When Morty Blows it again, Dick recruits ex-girlfriend Untitty to help him with his pickle,” the press release reads. “In the meantime, Beth eases the pain of her divorce with a little help from the genitals of Mr. Meesex and Birdperson.” As you’d expect, the trailer includes loads of sex puns and X-rated Rick and Morty cathphrases, such as such as “Pickle Dick,” “shlom-shlom,” “testicle-made Szechuan Sauce.” Out of this X-rated world!

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Check out more about Dick and Morty: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a3kbn4/of-course-theres-a-rick-and-morty-porn-now-vgtrn

Pokémon Go Has Inspired People To Get Really Into Anime Porn

Pokémon Go has been inspiring people to do all types of weird and wild stuff lately (as we posted yesterday, Pokémon nudes, anyone?). Also since the game’s release, the porn site xHamster has experienced an uptick in Pokémon related searches. According to the company, the site’s typical top searches for categories like “MILF” and “Teen” have been replaced with “Pokemon,” “Pikachu,” “Hentai,” and “Anime.” Not only that, but anime is now the most accessed genre of film, xHamster said.

The searches are coming from the United States, Japan, Germany, France, Canada, and the United Kingdom. Since Friday, “Anime” has gotten 202,765 searches, “Hentai” scored 803,228, and Pokémon came in at 147,248. In case you’re wondering, yes, Pokémon porn is most certainly a thing—just check out Wood Rocket’s porn parody Strokémon we reported to you last year. It seems Pokémon Go is getting people to do a whole lot more than just explore their neighborhoods!

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Check out more about Pokémon Go and the anime porn uptick here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pokemon-go-porn-searches/

Inside the Wild ‘Full House’ Porn Parody

Image Source: Screenshot capture from PornHub via The Daily BeastThere are two things Americans love: cheesy ’90s sitcoms about happy, quirky families and porn. So what better way to give the people what they want than with a Full House porn parody? Pornhub’s sex-com is timed to be released with Fuller House, Netflix’s reboot of the popular show. Thankfully, there is nothing family-friendly about the XXX version, Full Holes.

It is, however, full of ’90s nostalgia, as the legendary porn parody director Lee Roy Myers really was a fan of the show: when BJ (aka D.J.) is caught living up to her name, she says that she’s “looser than a pair of Hammer pants!” Full Holes is Pornhub’s first original movie, and since the company refers to itself as the “Netflix of porn,” it makes sense that it would riff on a Netflix original show. “Netflix created the template for successful, original content creation and we’re providing the adult alternative,” says Pornhub Vice President Corey Price. Whether the parody ruins your childhood memories or fulfills all your naughtiest fantasies, you have to appreciate such gems as Kimmy Gobbler’s winning line, “Thanks for the dick, you greasy monkey.” As Uncle Jizzy, er, Jessie, would say: “Have pussy!”

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Check out more about the Full House porn parody here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/02/27/inside-the-wild-full-house-porn-parody.html

6 Amazing Gay Porn Parodies Inspired By Your Favorite Hollywood Movies

batman-robin-male-xxx-gay-porn-parodySure, we’ve all seen Batman and Robin, but have you seen Batman and Robin: An All Male XXX Parody? Or what about the newest Harry Potter’s?—you can have your pick between Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls and Larry Cotter and the Wizard of Ahhs. If you love these movies and other Hollywood classics, and you also happen to be a fan of hot gay porn, we have good news for you: you can watch amazing gay porn parodies inspired by your favorite movies! Here are some of the best.

  1. Twinklight
    Yes, this is Twilight but with gay vampires. What’s not to love?
  2. Batman and Robin: An All Male XXX Parody
    This just makes sense—everyone always knew that Batman and Robin were in a gay relationship!
  3. Web of Sperm: A XXX Parody
    This Spiderman gay parody will definitely turn on your spidey sense! The gay sex is so hot it will having you climbing up the walls while shooting white fluid from your body!
  4. Larry Cotter and the Wizard of Ahhs
    Synopsis: “This sexsational flick of hot twink lust introduces Brit BoyToy Larry Potter. Watch him wave his magic wand and make hot Brazilian soccer players appear. Lean teen, barely legal boys, hard pounding anal action, colossal cumshots, and a bit of magic.”
  5. Green Lantern is Gay: A XXX Parody
    Well, obviously he is! This gay porn parody will keep you (hard) on the edge of your seat as the Green Lantern fights to “win the heart and ass of his true love.”
  6. G.I. MO: Rise of the Cock
    Synopsis: “Gavin keeps a nice hard-on while he’s getting fucked, which I love about him. Bradley gives it to him good, and Gavin shoots a huge load all over his chest while Bradley’s fucking him, and then Bradley pulls out and shoots an amazing load himself. It made Gavin looked like a glazed doughnut!”

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Check out more amazing gay porn parodies inspired by your favorite Hollywood movies here.

Finally, a Pokemon Porn Parody

PikachuSexIf you love Pokemon, and have always (secretly) fantasized about fucking Pikachu, your prayers have been answered. The makers of such porn parodies as Spongeknob Squarenuts and Bob’s Boners, WoodRocket.com, is pleased to present their latest creation: Strokemon, the Pokemon porn parody. It includes all the Pokemon characters re-imagined as their horny alter egos—Dickachu, Fisty, Gash—and all played by sexy porn stars in ridiculous costumes.

Watching the trailer alone is a strange exercise in getting oddly aroused by silly cartoon characters—especially considering the campy dialogue and shoddy costumes. It’s even trippy like the cartoon: there’s a floating hand puppet with teeth that gets “squirted” by a floating, giant green dildo! And at one point, Dickachu’s gibberish is interpreted as, “Oh, she just said that I have a really big dick.” If Strokemon is anything like WoodRocket.com’s other porn parodies, Pokemon/porn fans are in for one wild and ridiculous ride! Or to put it another way, Dika Dika!

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Check out the Strokemon trailer!