Tag: Politics

Stephen Colbert Makes Controversial Oral Sex Joke

vladtrumpStephen Colbert is no stranger to making racy jokes that cross lines and push boundaries—especially political ones. But his latest oral sex joke aimed at Donald Trump is offending people on both sides of the aisle. LGBTQ advocates are upset that the joke inadvertently attacked gay sexuality, and Trump supporters are mad that the President was accused of sucking dick!

During his opening monologue, Colbert made a joke implying Trump performs oral sex on Russian President Vladimir Putin. “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” Colbert quipped. The joke suggests Trump giving head to Putin is somehow demeaning, because the punchline involves gay sex between two men, which many are calling homophobic. And Trump supporters don’t like the President being attacked through a gay sex joke. The hashtag #FireColbert has since been making the rounds on Twitter by both liberals and conservatives, leading his fans to wish that it was his character from the Colbert Report who made the joke, instead of him.

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Check out more about Colbert’s homophobic oral sex joke: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/stephen-colbert-homophobic-joke/

Michigan Finally Wants To Ban Police From Legally Having Sex With Prostitutes

trumppeefaceSoon, Michigan police might need to give up a very unique job perk. A bill advancing in the state legislature would ban Michigan police from having legal sex with prostitutes during undercover investigations. Lawmakers say Michigan is the last state in the union that offers police officers immunity from prosecution if they have have paid sex while undercover.

“This is pretty significant when you’re the only state left in the country who still makes allowances for undercover police to accommodate sexual intercourse. And finally we’re to the point where we need to eradicate this law and repeal it and get rid of it,” Republican Senator Judy Emmons said. The Michigan police claim that they do not take advantage of the immunity offered under the law, but regardless, “it’s still on the books,” as Emmons says. The legislation will move on to the state House after it was unanimously approved in the Michigan Senate. God bless America!

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Check out more about Michigan finally passing legislation to ban police from legally fucking sex workers:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4449250/Michigan-police-t-paid-sex-anymore-lawmaker.html

Heroic Artist Gets ‘Make America Great Again’ Tattooed Around His Anus

TattooQueer performance artist Abel Azcona is letting Donald Trump know how he really feels—by tattooing the words “Make America Great Again” on his butt-hole! The tattooing happened in an art gallery in Chicago, amongst a large crowd of eager onlookers. The words of the president’s campaign slogan has been permanently inked onto the artist’s anus in what the artist describes as the ultimate queer, political act.

Azcona explains that he considers the anus tattoo to be a bold statement, where he is using his body as a political tool of resistance. “The anus is a pleasure zone for many people, and an area of sin for others. I think demystifying what the anus is, and writing a fascist political motto like that in my anus, is a clearly critical and subversive action,” the artist explained to HuffPo. As a performance artist for more than 12 years, his painfully powerful statement is another way for him to use his body as a “weapon of empowerment.” It’s pretty clear where he thinks Trump can stick his campaign promise!

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Check out more about the artist who tattooed “Make America Great Again” on his anus: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/make-america-great-again-anus-tattoo_us_58cac967e4b0ec9d29d9bba0?23423423

Swedish Politician Advocates For Paid Sex Breaks During Work Hours 

bathroomIf you’ve ever fantasized about moving to Sweden, here’s another reason why you should seriously consider it: a politician is proposing that workers be compensated for sex breaks while on the job. The 42-year-old local council member wants Swedes to be able to take a one-hour paid break from work to go home and have sex with their partners. He expressed concern about couples who don’t have enough time together, and reasoned that sex is healthy and leads to “better relationships.”

In the Swedish press, he emphasized the wellness benefits of sex-breaks, which he said would be enjoyed by both single and coupled people. In a country where Swedes already enjoy breaks to drink coffee, disconnect and recharge, the sex-breaks would be another way to allow citizens to have a healthy work-life balance. The country, which works 9 percent less than the rest of the world, and is considered one of the places with the happiest people, would have yet another reason to keep the good mojo going!

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Check out more about paid sex-breaks in Sweden here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sweden-politician-paid-sex-break_us_58af0e4be4b0140601309dd2

Trump’s Appearance In a Porn Surfaces Amidst Miss Universe Controversy 

Remember that time Donald Trump slut shamed Miss Universe by telling everyone they should go check out her sex tape? Well, the Republican presidential nominee just put his foot in his mouth. Again. It seems Trump forgot about that time he made an appearance in a Playboy adult film.

“Trump’s role in the porn is relatively benign and centers around him breaking a bottle of champagne on a Playboy-branded limo while several of the playmates are visiting New York City,” reported Buzzfeed, who found the sex tape in New York–based adult video store Cinema Cornucopia. “Other scenes from the film feature fully nude women posing in sexual positions, dancing naked, touching themselves while naked, touching each other sensually, rubbing honey on themselves, taking a bath, and dressing in costumes.” Surely Trump’s heard the saying “Keep your own doorstep clean”? Perhaps he needs to apply that proverb to his career in dirty adult films!

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Check out more about Trump’s appearance in a porn movie here: https://www.politicususa.com/2016/09/30/trump-3.html

‘Very Right Wing’ People Are Happiest With Their Sex Lives

LetsTalkSexA new European study found that people who describe themselves as “very right wing” are the most likely to be satisfied with their sex lives. The survey asked more than 19,000 people in the UK, Germany, France, Denmark and Sweden about their politics and their sex lives, and found in most countries sexual satisfaction increased the further right you went along the political spectrum. Not only that, but the five-country poll found that extreme right-wingers are also happiest overall!

“In the UK, people with left wing politics were least likely to describe their sex lives as satisfying (with 66% of people saying they were), versus 73% for those saying they were ‘very right wing,’” reports Buzzfeed. So, right-wingers are having the best sex and they’re happier—time to switch political teams? The head researcher says not so fast: “There are obviously numerous factors that might explain an individual’s sexual happiness and this study does not suggest that changing your political views would make you happier in bed (or on the stairs, on the kitchen floor, in the shower and on the backseat of the car).” The conservatives are always secretly the kinkiest….

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Check out more about the study that shows right wing people are happiest with their sex lives here:https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamesball/green-in-the-streets-ukip-in-the-sheets?utm_term=.xlxyb7R9G5#.blgJBxWLYA

Gay Male Escorts Were The Big Winners At Republican National Convention

The male republicans in Cleveland were hankering for more than politics this week. It seems gay male prostitutes were the big winners at the RNC, making loads of money off the delegates who were looking to slip away from their wives for a few days. Gay male escorts had multiple listings in Cleveland, including “well known gay porn stars, to 21-year-old college jocks looking to fulfill a GOP delegate’s deepest darkest repressed fantasy,” reports The Gaily Grind.

The escorts themselves confirmed that business was booming with “Republican National Convention attendees—most of them married—clamoring for their services.” One gigolo said that he usually only makes a couple hundred a day, but has already made close to two thousand—and that was just from the first day of the convention! “Most of them were first-timers. You could tell they were nervous, but once they became more comfortable, they seemed to be having a good time,” he said. Another escort said most of his clients have included married white men between the ages of 40 and 50, many visiting from Florida, Louisiana and Washington, DC. These delegates were looking for HUGE fun this week!

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Check out more about gay male escorts winning big at the RNC: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/07/22/gay-male-escorts-were-the-biggest-winners-at-this-weeks-republican-convention/

In ‘Babes For Trump’ Women Bare All In Hopes of ‘Making America Great Again’

small handsSome of Donald Trump‘s female supporters are rallying behind the candidate in the newest social media campaign that proves hot women have strong political convictions—and also nice T&A! “Babes For Trump,” which is run by four college dudes, proclaims that it’s “Making America Great Again One Babe At A Time.” Huffington Post reports, “The photos range from women covering their nipples with Trump stickers, to others where support for Trump is expressed through campaign slogans Sharpied onto women’s butts.”

The account, which is on Snapchat and Twitter, admits that “sex sells,” and doesn’t deny that it uses sexual images of women to get attention for Trump. Babes For Trump also promotes what Trump is often criticized for—his sexist remarks that suggest a woman’s worth should be determined by her looks. An example of this can be seen in one post showing a split-screen image of a female Bernie Sanders supporter and the butts of two Trump supporters. The caption reads, “You decide. We know who we’re going with.” So, America, go out there and vote—just be sure to ask the woman with the nice ass ahead of you in line who she’s voting for!

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Check out more about Babes For Trump here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/babes-for-trump-instagram_us_56f9c245e4b014d3fe23f8b8

‘Vote Trump, Get Dumped’ Campaign Stages Sex Strike Against Trump Supporters

votetrumpgetdumpedThroughout history, women have staged sex strikes to raise awareness for important political issues. And now, a couple from Ohio is starting a campaign to get women to pledge that they won’t “date, sleep with, or canoodle with” anyone who supports GOP candidate Donald Trump. “The Greeks did it. Women during the temperance movement did it,” the Vote Trump, Get Dumped website reads. “This is a tried and true method of getting men’s attention when they’re being dumb.” The campaign’s Facebook image is of a pair of naked, crossed legs that represents what Slate is calling “political chastity.”

“To cast a vote for Trump is to agree with his sexist, perverted, demeaning, backwards, offensive treatment of women,” the website reads. Vote Trump, Get Dumped compiled a damning compilation of the worst things Trump has said about women over the years. Many of his most outrageously misogynist quotes have been made into mock-motivational posters with beautiful scenic backgrounds, including this gem: “You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write, as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” Viewers are asked to imagine having a president who says things like, “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” As sex strikes usually go, they’re more about getting the media’s attention and raising awareness of important issues than in actually convincing men to change their minds as a result of desperate horniness. It also allows frustrated women to have a fun outlet to vent their rage.

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Check out more about Vote Trump, Get Dumped: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/03/23/vote_trump_get_dumped_campaign_asks_women_to_stage_a_sex_strike_against.html