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Cop Fired For Filming Porn With Police Body Cam

A former Arizona cop was fired for allegedly using a police body cam to film himself having sex. An investigation by the department found a video on a flash drive of him having sex with an unidentified woman in his office. The woman was not a police employee, according to the report.

The flash drive that had the porn was titled “fun times,” and investigators had no problem finding it right on his office computer. The “bad cop” said he had stored the pornography on a flash drive that “had nothing to do with work,” and denied being on duty when he filmed himself. The firing was part of an overall effort by the Arizona police to not “continue this poor behavior.” Naughty, naughty cops!

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Check out more about the cop who got fired for filming porn with his body cam: https://nypost.com/2018/08/15/cop-fired-for-allegedly-filming-office-sex-with-police-body-camera/

Michigan Finally Wants To Ban Police From Legally Having Sex With Prostitutes

Soon, Michigan police might need to give up a very unique job perk. A bill advancing in the state legislature would ban Michigan police from having legal sex with prostitutes during undercover investigations. Lawmakers say Michigan is the last state in the union that offers police officers immunity from prosecution if they have have paid sex while undercover.

“This is pretty significant when you’re the only state left in the country who still makes allowances for undercover police to accommodate sexual intercourse. And finally we’re to the point where we need to eradicate this law and repeal it and get rid of it,” Republican Senator Judy Emmons said. The Michigan police claim that they do not take advantage of the immunity offered under the law, but regardless, “it’s still on the books,” as Emmons says. The legislation will move on to the state House after it was unanimously approved in the Michigan Senate. God bless America!

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Check out more about Michigan finally passing legislation to ban police from legally fucking sex workers:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4449250/Michigan-police-t-paid-sex-anymore-lawmaker.html

Chastity Belt Makes Kinkster’s Arrest That Much More Difficult

As one kinkster in Tennessee can confirm, getting arrested for a DUI while wearing a chastity belt is a definite buzz kill! The 35-year-old was wearing “some kind of red mesh see-through hose” with a ribbon tied in his goatee and “some kind of little skirt,” an investigator told the local paper. Oh yeah, and he was also wearing a chastity belt!

It wasn’t until local authorities took him into custody that they noticed the kinky device around his genitals. And things only got better (worse?) from there, as the chastity belt was locked and the man’s drunken passenger still had the key around his neck (he wasn’t arrested). Eventually, much to the polices’ delight, they were able to obtain the key. We can only hope for the man this doesn’t mean the BDSM pleasure will have to end now—there should be a law against that!

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Check out more about the man who got arrested while wearing a chastity belt here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/drunk-driver-chastity-belt_us_575b237ae4b0e39a28ada62a

Couple’s Kinky Night in Handcuffs Leads to Arrest

We’d be willing to bet that probably every couples‘ worst fear when they break out the handcuffs for some fetish-play is losing the key. But, as it turns out, it could actually be much worse—imagine losing the key, needing to call the cops for help, and then getting arrested and put in actual, non-kinky handcuffs! That’s exactly what happened to one poor kinkster.

According to police, an Arkansas man’s fun night of using sex-cuffs ended in the pair being replaced by another used for the man’s arrest. The man needed to call the cops to remove a pair of handcuffs he’d been using with his wife the night before while “doing some ‘kinky’ things,” the official report stated. But when the police officer did a routine search of the man in the police database, an outstanding warrant for his arrest came up. And so the handcuffs went back on, but this time the experience was probably a lot less thrilling. Even the arresting officer felt sympathy for the man: “I sort of wish the guy had invested in an extra handcuff key,” he said.

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Check out more about how a couple’s kinky night in handcuffs led to an arrest: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/handcuffs-arkansas-kinky-police_us_56bedc17e4b0c3c5505190ee

Woman Gets Arrested For Beating Boyfriend Over Bad Head

Police in Florida arrested a very drunk, very pissed off woman after she beat her boyfriend for giving her bad oral sex! Apparently, the two were involved in a hot 69 fest, when the man suddenly stopped prematurely. The Huffington Post reports that the man “told police that she became angry after he ‘finished first and stopped pleasuring her.'”

That’s when neighbors called the police to report a “disturbance”—which according to police involved the woman punching and scratching her lover, and threatening him with a stick and wrench (nothing ironic about that…). The enraged woman was arrested and put into a holding cell until she, ahem, cooled down (please, somebody give the woman a dildo!). Strangely, encounters like this have happened before: a different woman from the same Florida county got a felony charge for domestic battery after her boyfriend came before she did! Just goes to show, nice guys really do finish last!

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Check out more about the woman who got arrested for beating her boyfriend over bad head here:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/29/jennie-scott-florida-arrested-oral-sex_n_2381876.html

Girlfriends Describe Their Boyfriends’ Dicks to Police Sketch Artist in Hilarious Video

If you had to describe your boyfriend’s dick to a police sketch artist, how well do you think you’d do? Several girlfriends were put to the test when they tried to describe their partner’s member to a stranger in as much helpful detail as possible while their guys listened on. And as you can probably imagine, the results are pretty hilarious (watch the video below).

First thing’s first: circumcised or uncircumcised (most of the girlfriends knew the answer)? Next, describe the penis shape: “it’s shaped like a penis”; “it’s shaped like a can of beans.” How veiny is the cock? What does it look like hard? (one woman described her man’s as an elephant trunk; another said “a full GMO banana”). They had to give accurate girth, distinguishing characteristics such as moles, and even the color (“it changes color,” laughed one woman). And of course, the lady’s didn’t ignore the balls: they had to describe the color, shape (“you know that net that catches basketballs?”), whether they’re very wrinkly, and even the amount of sag. In the end, the lady’s were very satisfied with the police sketch artist’s likenesses—while some of the men were a bit more critical: “It’s definitely bigger than that!”

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Here is the hilarious video of girlfriends describing their boyfriends’ cocks to a police sketch artist.

NEWS: New Anti-Rape unmentionables being created!

Reportedly three engineers in India have developed electroshock lingerie that will protect women from rapists, sexual predators, and creepers alike! Perez Hilton explains:

“They call it SHE, or Society Harnessing Equipment, and it comes equipped with GPS, pressure sensors, and a mobile communications system so if the wearer is attacked it will shock the attacker (up to 82 times!) and send an alert to the parents and police.

The trio of engineers were inspired to make the underwear after a woman was gang raped and fatally beaten on a bus in December and decided something had to be done to protect women NOW since the legal system is so damn slow!”

Its truly amazing that we have people out there today that are devoted on finding new ways to keep everyone safe and protected. I’m definitely interested to read more about this; supposedly the lingerie will be ready for mass production this month.

Link to Article: https://perezhilton.com/cocoperez/2013-04-03-anti-rape-lingerie-invention-india#.UVxO1RxZcc8