Tag: Pokemon

The Internet Is Sexualizing The New Pokemon Made Of Cream

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There’s a new pokemon taking the internet by storm for its sweet, delicious, creaminess—among other things. Alcremie is the pokemon that produces whipped cream—and how good her cream tastes depends on her mood. Make her happy, and her cream tastes even better.

Obviously, the internet has a very dirty mind: “Nintendo: Alcremie elvoles into Cumslut with the use of a Load Stone! The more you please her, the sweeter the cream pies!” writes one Twitter user. Another user writes, “BOYS GET READY. ALCREMIE PORN IS COMING.” But one tweet pretty much perfectly sums it up: “ALCREMIE IS LITERALLY THE CUM POKEMON.”

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Check out more about the new naughty pokemon that produces sweet cream: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/alcremie-cream-pokemon-memes/

‘Pokemon Go’ Gets a Gay Porn Parody

PikachuSex“Pokemon Go” has already inspired Pokemon nudes, Pokemon sex meet-ups, and now, a Pokemon Go gay porn parody! Considering how randy the world’s most popular gaming app seems to have made everyone, a gay XXX parody shouldn’t come as any big surprise. Men.com is producing the x-rated gay porn parody of Pokemon Go, “Fuckemon Go,” starring Johnny Rapid.

In the recently released trailer, Ash (Johnny Rapid) and Brock (Will Braun) go out on a naughty adventure looking for Pokemon. First, they have to fight off a “Buttplugosaur” in the Gay Forest. Then they find Peek-a-choo (Adam Bryant)—wearing a skimpy yellow thong! It’s then that they realize the true purpose of their mission: “I think we need to fuck Pokemon!” Well, you know what they say—“Gotta fuck’em all!” Seems like everyone’s a winner in this game!

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Check out more about the Pokemon Go porn parody here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/09/01/pokemon-go-gets-a-gay-porn-parody-and-well-never-look-at-pikachu-the-same-way-again/

‘Pokémon Go and Blow’ Sex Craze Is Sweeping the Internet

pokemonsexEverywhere you look, people are (literally) walking around with their heads in the game, completely adsorbed in Pokémon Go. But it seems there’s one unexpected side effect of everyone’s Pokémon addiction: horniness. And now there’s an internet craze called “Pokémon Go and Blow” that is replacing “Netflix and Chill” as the next NSA hook up slogan.

Places like Craigslist, Reddit, and Twitter are overflowing with sex-related Pokémon ads. Most people want to “bang our way through a region or two” or “meet up, level up, catch a Jigglypuff, and hook up.” One astute Twitter user noticed how quickly and overwhelmingly “Pokémon Go and Blow” was replacing “Netflix and Chill”: “Netflix and chill is dead. Now it’s Pokemon go and have sex in random spots in your neighborhood.” Some ads are very direct: “Will suck dick for Haunter” and “looking for a 420 friendly girl to go on a Pokemon Go hunt with tonight and rub your clit in my car in between our missions.” Others are more tongue-in-cheek: “Lemme take a Pikachu.” One thing’s for sure—horny nerds sure want to Pokechill!

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Check out more about the Pokémon Go and Blow internet sex craze here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/casual-encounters-column-pokemon-go/

Pokémon Go Has Inspired People To Get Really Into Anime Porn

Pokémon Go has been inspiring people to do all types of weird and wild stuff lately (as we posted yesterday, Pokémon nudes, anyone?). Also since the game’s release, the porn site xHamster has experienced an uptick in Pokémon related searches. According to the company, the site’s typical top searches for categories like “MILF” and “Teen” have been replaced with “Pokemon,” “Pikachu,” “Hentai,” and “Anime.” Not only that, but anime is now the most accessed genre of film, xHamster said.

The searches are coming from the United States, Japan, Germany, France, Canada, and the United Kingdom. Since Friday, “Anime” has gotten 202,765 searches, “Hentai” scored 803,228, and Pokémon came in at 147,248. In case you’re wondering, yes, Pokémon porn is most certainly a thing—just check out Wood Rocket’s porn parody Strokémon we reported to you last year. It seems Pokémon Go is getting people to do a whole lot more than just explore their neighborhoods!

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Check out more about Pokémon Go and the anime porn uptick here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pokemon-go-porn-searches/

‘Pokémon Go’ Nudes are the Newest (Adorable) Dick Pics

PikachuSexPokémon Go had to see this coming, right? Since it makes use of your camera, and you can take a picture of whatever you’d like while playing, it was only a matter of time before users got, um, creative with their pics. And now, the hottest, raciest, and also cutest pics floating around the internet are indeed Pokémon Go nudes, with at least a couple of people taking pictures of themselves using Pokémon Go during or right before sex!

There are lots of hot nudes being shared on social media, including one very popular one you may have seen by now titled “WHEN YOU ABOUT TO SMASH BUT POKEMONGO IS LIFE,” which shows a woman bent over on a bed with Pokémonstrategically placed over her naked ass. There’s even an entire sub-Reddit dedicated to NSFW Pokémon Go pictures. But, of course, the most popular type of Pokémon Go nude is inevitably the dick pic. A quick search on Tumblr will bring up a massive amount of adorable, animated dicks! It seems innocent little Diglett has become the face of Pokémon dick pics (see images below). Oh, the internet—ruining everyone’s childhood with all these sexual Pokémon images!

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Check out more about the Pokémon Go nudes taking over the internet here: https://kotaku.com/pokemon-go-nudes-are-a-thing-now-1783460692

Finally, a Pokemon Porn Parody

PikachuSexIf you love Pokemon, and have always (secretly) fantasized about fucking Pikachu, your prayers have been answered. The makers of such porn parodies as Spongeknob Squarenuts and Bob’s Boners, WoodRocket.com, is pleased to present their latest creation: Strokemon, the Pokemon porn parody. It includes all the Pokemon characters re-imagined as their horny alter egos—Dickachu, Fisty, Gash—and all played by sexy porn stars in ridiculous costumes.

Watching the trailer alone is a strange exercise in getting oddly aroused by silly cartoon characters—especially considering the campy dialogue and shoddy costumes. It’s even trippy like the cartoon: there’s a floating hand puppet with teeth that gets “squirted” by a floating, giant green dildo! And at one point, Dickachu’s gibberish is interpreted as, “Oh, she just said that I have a really big dick.” If Strokemon is anything like WoodRocket.com’s other porn parodies, Pokemon/porn fans are in for one wild and ridiculous ride! Or to put it another way, Dika Dika!

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Check out the Strokemon trailer!