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8 Hilarious And Bawdy Tweets About Sex

Having a rough week? We have something to cheer you up—and it’s almost as good as sex. Here are 8 hilarious tweets about sex:

  1. “My favorite sex position is when someone makes a playlist for me.”
    I put my thang down flip it and reverse it!
  2. “When vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked.”
    Delicious BDSM!
  3. “pee after sex or you will get a tgi friday’s”
    And not the kind with a salad bar…
  4. “pee after sex or else you’ll get another U2 album automatically added to your phone.”
    Good to know!
  5. “british people be having sex like: mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving.”
    Cheeky!
  6. “men cum in 60 seconds and say they wanna make a sex tape.. you mean a tik tok bro?”
    Burn!
  7. “During lovemaking you ask your gf to put her finger in your butt. She does & when she pulls it out there’s an engagement ring on it.”
    True romance!
  8. “I dead ass ate pineapples for a month and this boy told me my pussy tasted like cheetos sooo y’all lying out here.”
    Who doesn’t like Cheetos?

Know what’s as good as sex? NiteFlirt!

Check out more funny tweets about sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/sex-tweets-2021

Rihanna Is The Most Popular Female Artist To Listen To During Sex

Rihanna is more popular than ever—especially in the bedroom. The pop star is helping others find love, as it has been revealed she is the most popular female artist to listen to during sex. A new survey by a lingerie brand revealed that Spotify users have been getting down to her R&B inflected pop.

The top artist listened to when fucking is Canadian singer and rapper The Weeknd. Others featured in the top ten are Drake, Beyonce and Usher. Data also revealed that the songs most listened to during solo sex are “I Touch Myself” by Divinyls and “Sex With Me” by Rihanna.  

In the mood to get down? Come find love right here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about people listening to Rihanna during sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8441949/Rihanna-named-popular-female-artist-listen-sex.html

The Best Masturbation Songs For When You’re Feeling Yourself

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zIf you’re looking to set the mood for National Masturbation Month, we have just the thing: masturbation-themed songs! Not only are these songs about self-love, they’re also just sexy as hell. Here are some of the best masturbation jams for your party for one.

  1. Macy Gray’s “B.O.B”
    This is the definitive masturbation anthem. The song is an ode to her vibrator, and “B.O.B” literally stands for “battery-operated better!”
  2. Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Party for One”
    There’s a party in her pants and you’re invited!
  3. Beyonce’s “Flawless/Feeling Myself”
    All hail, Queen (masturbation) Bey!
  4. Billy Joel’s “Captain Jack”
    This one’s a classic for a reason.
  5. Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On”
    Ok, while this one is about getting it on with a special someone, it’s definitely one of the sexiest songs, ever.
  6. Generation X’s “Dancing With Myself”
    Let this song give you a figurative hand!
  7. Pink’s “Fingers”
    This song’s hotter than Pink’s bright pink hair!
  8. Britney Spears’ “Touch of My Hand”
    Oops, Britney did it again: made us all want to jerk off!

Looking for something sexy to set the mood? Come “feel yourself” with us here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the best masturbation songs: https://mashable.com/article/masturbation-playlist/

Pornhub Drops Album

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Picking the perfect playlist for a fuck-fest just got a little easier thanks to Pornhub. The porn megasite just dropped a very spicy album to set the mood for your sexy times. Pornhub’s Vice President Corey Price said in a press release about the album drop: “[W]e wanted to show our fans some love by curating an album so seductive that it would make Cupid himself blush—and is guaranteed to end your night with a bang.”

Price added, “With over 100 million people visiting Pornhub daily, we know what gets people in the mood. When you feel like the night is about to reach its crescendo, dim the lights and throw this album on. You’ll thank us later.” Songs by Lil Xan, Blac Chyna, 6ix9ine, and PnB Rock are sure to set the tone. But make sure to wrap things up quickly: Pornhub’s album only lasts about 15 minutes!

Looking for something that’s seriously seductive? You’re guaranteed to end your night with a bang here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Pornhub dropping a sex album: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pornhub-valentines-day-spotify-album/