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SNL Spoofs Pizza Delivery Porn

You don’t have to be a fan of porn to know that pizza delivery guys are a thing. They show up and they’ve got the pizza but their co-stars have no money—so they trade sex for pizza, naturally. SNL took the classic porn plot to the next level recently when the boss of “Big Willy’s Pizza” wants to know why his smokin’ hot employee never gets paid.

“Every time you go on a delivery you’re gone for like an hour and then you need a nap. And you haven’t brought back a damn dime yet,” the boss says to the hunky pizza driver. In the middle of firing him, the boss answers the phone: “Big Willy’s Pizza, we come where you want. What? You want an extra meat sub for your bachelorette party?” But soon, the boss figures out what’s going on: “Sorry, lady. We don’t have any more extra long salami, he’s been fired. But can I interest you in a medium-sized…hello?”

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Check out more about SNL’s pizza delivery porn spoof: https://mashable.com/video/snl-jj-watt-pizza-delivery-porn-sketch/

Hilary Duff’s Fiance Publicly Apologized With A Large Sex Toy

Hilary Duff’s fiance wanted to make amends—and he had a very good idea for how to do that. After pissing off his woman, he took to Instagram to make an eye-catching public apology. He wrote, “sometimes it’s pizza night and you start an unnecessary argument and owe your significant other an apology.”

He also posted a picture of a dildo in a pizza box. Obviously, the internet had some perfect reactions: “We don’t need to know Hil’s dild of choice is ¾ of a pizza box big.” Another user said, “Guess that pizza came with sausage, a big ole sausage.” What better way to say I’m sorry than with a huge dildo—and pizza?

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Check out more about Hilary Duff’s fiance publicly apologizing with a dildo: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pizza-box-sized-lmao

Couple Gets Caught Having Sex In Domino’s Pizza

One saucy couple were getting pretty hot and heavy while waiting for their pizza. Like Domino’s promise, they definitely finished in 30 minutes or less—and then were swiftly arrested. Daniella Hirst, 29, pleaded guilty to outraging public decency and Craig Smith, 31, was found guilty in absentia because he was incarcerated for another matter, the BBC reported.

The video of the couple, which quickly made the rounds on the internet, shows Hirst giving a blowjob to Smith, and then the two fucking against the front counter (watch portions of the video below). Smith explained their romp, saying, “After ordering the pizza we talked about all the places we’d had sex with each other. Our top five include a bus, a van, a hotel, swimming pool and a field. We wanted to see if we could top it.” Hirst added that while she’s “very open-minded about sex and public places” and “loves the thrill,” she never thought she’d get caught and “end up all over the internet.”

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Check out more about a couple getting caught fucking in a Dominos: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/couple-has-sex-in-dominos-pizza-then-justice-is-served_us_59c52dffe4b0cdc77330d7a8

Pizza Is The Official Food Of One-Night Stands

Yelp recently conducted a survey with 2,000 single American millennials to get to the bottom of one very important question: what are they eating after sex. After asking people what their food of choice is for a one-night stand, the results came back conclusively for—wait for it—pizza! The study also revealed that the best activity for spending time with a fling (besides eating pizza) is good old fashioned Netflix and Chill.

After pizza, Yelp’s research found that pasta and tacos came in at second and third place. It seems that 35% of those hooking up would rather order take-out than go out for a bite with the person they just had casual sex with. Pizza does seem like the perfect no-frills meal for Americans who are looking for a post-coitus, no-strings-attached encounter!

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Check out more about how pizza is the number one food of choice for one-night stands: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/08/166729/pizza-named-official-one-night-stand-food

People Are Very Hungry For ‘Pizza Porn’ On Pornhub

pizza-delivery You’ve seen the porn cliché: guy delivers a pizza to a hungry but broke porn star, and he gets a very sexy tip instead of cash. Well, according to Pornhub, porn stars aren’t the only ones hungry for some pizza and some hot sex. Right now, there’s a massive increase in pizza porn searches!

“Pornhub’s data shows that ‘pizza delivery’ is the most popular search for pizza lovers, with ‘tips or tits pizza,’ ‘pizza cum,’ and ‘pizza that ass’ also making the list,” reports BuzzFeed. Other popular searches include “big sausage pizza,” “naked pizza delivery,” and “amateur pizza dare.” Pizza porn is most popular in Romania, South Korea, and India, while it’s least popular in Japan, Czech Republic, and Uruguay. It also seems that older folks don’t love their pizza with some ‘extra meat.’ But, really, who doesn’t love pizza—and porn?

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Check out more about pizza porn’s popularity on Pornhub on BuzzFeed.