Tag: Pikachu

‘Pokémon Go and Blow’ Sex Craze Is Sweeping the Internet

pokemonsexEverywhere you look, people are (literally) walking around with their heads in the game, completely adsorbed in Pokémon Go. But it seems there’s one unexpected side effect of everyone’s Pokémon addiction: horniness. And now there’s an internet craze called “Pokémon Go and Blow” that is replacing “Netflix and Chill” as the next NSA hook up slogan.

Places like Craigslist, Reddit, and Twitter are overflowing with sex-related Pokémon ads. Most people want to “bang our way through a region or two” or “meet up, level up, catch a Jigglypuff, and hook up.” One astute Twitter user noticed how quickly and overwhelmingly “Pokémon Go and Blow” was replacing “Netflix and Chill”: “Netflix and chill is dead. Now it’s Pokemon go and have sex in random spots in your neighborhood.” Some ads are very direct: “Will suck dick for Haunter” and “looking for a 420 friendly girl to go on a Pokemon Go hunt with tonight and rub your clit in my car in between our missions.” Others are more tongue-in-cheek: “Lemme take a Pikachu.” One thing’s for sure—horny nerds sure want to Pokechill!

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Check out more about the Pokémon Go and Blow internet sex craze here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/casual-encounters-column-pokemon-go/

‘Pokémon Go’ Nudes are the Newest (Adorable) Dick Pics

PikachuSexPokémon Go had to see this coming, right? Since it makes use of your camera, and you can take a picture of whatever you’d like while playing, it was only a matter of time before users got, um, creative with their pics. And now, the hottest, raciest, and also cutest pics floating around the internet are indeed Pokémon Go nudes, with at least a couple of people taking pictures of themselves using Pokémon Go during or right before sex!

There are lots of hot nudes being shared on social media, including one very popular one you may have seen by now titled “WHEN YOU ABOUT TO SMASH BUT POKEMONGO IS LIFE,” which shows a woman bent over on a bed with Pokémonstrategically placed over her naked ass. There’s even an entire sub-Reddit dedicated to NSFW Pokémon Go pictures. But, of course, the most popular type of Pokémon Go nude is inevitably the dick pic. A quick search on Tumblr will bring up a massive amount of adorable, animated dicks! It seems innocent little Diglett has become the face of Pokémon dick pics (see images below). Oh, the internet—ruining everyone’s childhood with all these sexual Pokémon images!

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Check out more about the Pokémon Go nudes taking over the internet here: https://kotaku.com/pokemon-go-nudes-are-a-thing-now-1783460692

Finally, a Pokemon Porn Parody

PikachuSexIf you love Pokemon, and have always (secretly) fantasized about fucking Pikachu, your prayers have been answered. The makers of such porn parodies as Spongeknob Squarenuts and Bob’s Boners, WoodRocket.com, is pleased to present their latest creation: Strokemon, the Pokemon porn parody. It includes all the Pokemon characters re-imagined as their horny alter egos—Dickachu, Fisty, Gash—and all played by sexy porn stars in ridiculous costumes.

Watching the trailer alone is a strange exercise in getting oddly aroused by silly cartoon characters—especially considering the campy dialogue and shoddy costumes. It’s even trippy like the cartoon: there’s a floating hand puppet with teeth that gets “squirted” by a floating, giant green dildo! And at one point, Dickachu’s gibberish is interpreted as, “Oh, she just said that I have a really big dick.” If Strokemon is anything like WoodRocket.com’s other porn parodies, Pokemon/porn fans are in for one wild and ridiculous ride! Or to put it another way, Dika Dika!

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Check out the Strokemon trailer!