Tag: phone sex

NEWS: Who The Hell Could Replace Kelly Lebrock!?

Folks, your prayers have been answered! Word on the street is the 1985 hormone-fueled hilarious teen classic “Weird Science” is getting remade.  This John Hughes gem was totally ahead of its time, it quenched the thirst of so many horny teen boys that hadn’t seen a pair of titties in real life yet.   Screenwriter Michael Bacall has been given the go ahead to remake this sci-fi comedy.

For those of you that are too young, or have zero taste for quality cinema, this flick is about two teenage nerds (before nerds were cool) that knew they’d be waiting eons before they saw a chick naked. They decided to take matters into their own hands and create the sexiest woman that their nerdilicious brains could handle from their computer.  Seems far fetched and cheesy, and maybe it was, but if you were lucky enough to watch as a teen or preteen in ’85 it fueled the fire in your nether region and it most likely remains a fan favorite to this day! Kelly LeBrock played the computer generated babe, and I have to say she was absolute perfection so it’s going to be a feat to replace her, perhaps Jessica Biel!?

For the unfortunate few that have yet to see the original, and for the loyal fans of this 80’s legend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8dldLG_ZhI

NEWS: Cat Scratch Fever!

When women hit their 40’s they are placed into the “Cougar” category.  Seasoned, sensual women who rightfully want to hit da’ club, wear what they want, and bone younger men.  According to actress, Helen McCrory “More and more women are having relationships with younger men. It’s partly that women are not losing their figures now. They no longer feel it inappropriate to be sexual at 40 in the way many did 50 or 60 years ago.” I see women all the time that are 40+ that rock the apple bottoms, have abs of steel, and clearly have hearty sexual appetites. Bon appetite ladies!

McCrory currently plays a role where she is an older woman that is in love with a younger man, she believes this scenario is playing out more in real life.

Unfortunately there is a lingering stigma surrounding older women preying on the youthful bologna pony, even though it’s pretty standard these days to see a 50-year-old man with a 30- year- old women.  A few examples come to mind: Alec Baldwin, Kelsey Grammar, Hugh Hefner, and the King of young peach, George Clooney.  These dudes are praised and it’s considered normal.  On the flipside Demi Moore received less than favorable media for dating a younger man. McCrory shares my sentiments and states there is a “deeply sexist” attitude towards the cougars from their male peers that are in the same position.   Haters gonna hate but I say to the cougars, “GET SOME!”  Do you agree that age ain’t nothing but number?

 

Article for Link: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9993173/Cougars-on-the-rise-because-women-look-better-in-their-40s-actress-Helen-McCrory-says.html#mm_hash

I Love Butterflies

By Sexy HypnoGirl

Call Button

Especially the kind I get in My stomach before I go on stage.

It’s a wonderful feeling. Knowing that in a moment all these people, that I see through the curtain, will look at Me. Mesmerized – stupefied. Hanging on to each word that I say as if their lives depended on it.

I’m the center of their universe. The men get warm cheeks and the women shiny eyes as they stare. And it makes Me feel so wonderful to hold them all in the palm of My hand. To be able to change their mood just by the sound of My voice or the movements of My body.

I have always loved to act. And I’m so happy that finally things have worked out, so that I can do it again.

Although I never thought about it back in Florida, where I used to be in lots of plays, acting has been a perfect playground for Me as a Domme. Through acting I have learned to never lose a beat – to always stay on top of situations and think fast if somethings goes wrong. Like when My co-actors forget their lines (I have that effect on people). My acting talent combined with My knowledge of psychology and hypnosis makes it virtually impossible to resist Me.

Talking about resisting. One sweet slave that has tried to run from Me many times he finally given in and is settling in nicely as one of My good boys. you see – that’s the way it always ends. When My sweet poison has entered your system, the world will seem more and more bland and dull to you until the day you finally let go and bow to Me. If you are reading this blog you are already starting to condition yourself for Me. The first little step, then the next and the next…

–Sexy HypnoGirl

NEWS: Sex Sells in Silicon Valley

Silicon Valley is filled with innovation, entrepreneurship, and sex workers! CNN unveiled that the Silicon Valley has a thriving sex industry, where women are charging up to $400-$500 per hour.  This makes total sense, the work obsessed young Internet moguls in the valley don’t have time to wine and dine, so dropping $500 on a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am with a professional seems like the feasible route to take.

Don’t let these sex workers fool ya though, it must be something in the air over there, but they’re just as tech savvy as their rich clients. A few sex workers explained they’re accepting credit card transactions by utilizing Square, a credit card reader that attaches to your smartphone, the workers are registering it as a “consulting service”. I’m completely blown (pun intended) away by the business driven minds in the Valley!  Sounds like something we can incorporate into our own little world, huh?  😉

Some of these working women are becoming avid social media enthusiasts working in the sex industry too! “Everything I know about social media marketing I learned doing sex work,” sex worker Kitty Stryker told CNNMoney. “Currently I’m using Hootsuite a lot; I’m using Klout a little bit. I also use Twitter calendar, which is just this simple free thing, but it’s got very interesting analytics data.” I’m confident these women have some clients that could assist setting up their very own Facebook Business Page, LOL.
Article for Link: https://www.playboy.com/playground/view/up-in-smoke-silicon-valley-sex-workers

NEWS: Will You Be A Nipple Ink Trailblazer?

Okay so I thought anal bleaching was odd, but that is sooo last season. The up and coming cosmetic procedure is Nipple tattooing or “tittooing.” Tatting the nips is the new fashion trend in Liverpool, England. Europe is usually a few fashionable steps ahead of the U.S. but don’t fret I’m confident this service will be offered at your local tattoo parlor shortly!

This procedure was originally used during breast reconstruction but it seems now women are having the tittooing done to make their nipples darker, rounder, and larger! WAIT, as a woman I thoroughly enjoy my pink nipples, and when did silver dollar size nipples become popular again?

Gary Proudman, a clinician who’s an avid tittooer states:

“A lot of people want their nipples made darker. It’s the fashion. Some people think theirs are too pink or their boyfriends want them done. I think sometime they are doing it because they are conscious of them being pale and they think it’s fashionable to have dark nipples. They’ll look at the magazines and page 3 and unfortunately a lot of it might be peer pressure. The girls get them done so they can go topless and not be embarrassed, or when they’re in a changing room and getting changed. They can go on holiday in front of their partners, go for massages, spray tans and just not be conscious of their body.”

The process takes 2 hours and costs $2k, and lasts from 1 year to 18 months. I think at that price I’d use a magic marker.  For those who love tattooing though, this just might make sense!

 

 

Link to Article: https://perezhilton.com/cocoperez/2013-04-17-nipple-tattooing-tittooing-is-the-latest-cosmetic-trend/?from=tease_perezhilton#.UW_vyBxZcc8

NEWS: I think ‘doing’ the robot is back in!

Robots have been around for decades, a fascinating invention that is still exciting but in the same breath, pretty old school. You’ve got R2-D2 from Star Wars, Johnny5 from Short Circuit, and of course Pixar’s beloved WALL-E.  I could nerd-out and name many more but let’s just get back to the subject at hand.

There are tons of reasons why robots were invented; they can’t call into work because of a massive hang-over and I’m sure they’re much more efficient than a human, just to name two. However, I do not believe robots were invented to do the nasty with humans.  Just my personal opinion.

The Huff Post and YouGov conducted a survey to find out how people felt about a significantly robot friendly future. The survey shows that a healthy number of Americans have no qualms about robots assisting with the dreaded tasks of household chores and driving our cars and some said they were even okay with robots helping fight in our wars. The high percentages fell with questions pertaining to robots helping with the elderly and having sex with humans, naturally (thank god).

To sum up the survey: 33% said they wouldn’t mind having a robot servant, 46% percent stated they were okay with robots driving cars, and 9% said they would be open to bonking a robot! The survey went so far as to ask people if they thought having sex with a robot would constitute cheating.  They responded and 42% percent are on the fence with that!

I’m not judging the 9% at all! I’ve had my share of lovers that were pretty robotic in the sheets, so if had the chance to try out robot love I’d definitely want my first session to be with Michael Fassbender’s character, David in Prometheus, daaaaaayyuuuum.

Go to the Huff Post to review the whole survey.

The thought of all this robot love has gotten me a little hot and bothered.  Until that day in the future though I think we can stick to some of the offerings right here at NiteFlirt to satisfy a fantasy or two.  😉

 

Greedy Money Bitch

By Intoxicating Isabelle

What’s Up Money Pig?

Are you just a lonesome sad little piggie?  Are you lusting after your Greedy Money Bitch lover’s body?  You know that everything comes with a price with a Financial Domination Phone sex bitch like me, don’t you?
No… You expect to pay for something that is as priceless as a Greedy Money Bitch with a sexy, smoking hot body.  You would do anything just to be in my presence…
You know that you could never deserve a woman such as me.
You have probably lusted after women like me from afar for as long as you can remember.

You can even probably remember the plethora of times you have tried to buy the affections of a gorgeous woman only to be laughed at or petted like a pathetic dog.

You have learned to accept your place: a stupid money pig phone sex slave that was meant to serve only the strictest and meanest of women.

You Are A Human ATM Slave
This is why you stand now broken, worthless and useless before your Greedy Money Bitch Mistress, ready to beg and plead to serve me.  You know that I do not NEED or even WANT your money, but your financial domination is the price you must pay to be offered a spot as my obedient money pig.
I find it mildly amusing to use you like some sort of human ATM slave.  You are nothing more than another credit card for me to pamper and spoil myself like the financial domination phone sex Queen that I am.
You will only find pleasure in being used for the money in your wallet.  You will take on extra jobs and tasks just so that you can keep your Greedy Money Bitch happy.  You will work endlessly for only minutes of my time and in those minutes you will be complete and happy.
Come now my obedient money slave phone sex boy and get ready to be used by your Greedy Money Bitch.  I have a Wish List  that needs some attention too!
Ciao,
Isabelle

NEWS: No More Fuss for the Bust!

This is epic news for the ladies. The necessity of wearing a bra to keep your bosoms lifted and perky could all be a sham, according to French doctor, Jean-Denis Rouillon. Rouillon studied 330 women over 15 years.  What a pimp! In his 15 years of research he found that women who wore a bra on a regular basis would notice the twins heading down south more than women that went commando.

“Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity,” Rouillon said in a radio interview Wednesday. “On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra.” This is totally liberating, but for us ladies with Nat Geo nipples we may still have to rock a bra with certain material.  While on the subject of nipples, Rouillon also noted that for women who didn’t wear bras, ”on average their nipples lifted seven millimeters in one year in relation to the shoulders.” Think of all of the money women will save, and all of the boners it will cause!

I have full intentions to trailblaze the sans bra fashion this summer. If it stirs up any controversy my response will be  “It’s what the French are doing!” Happy Friday!

On a completely separate and unrelated note:  Ryan Gosling. You’re welcome…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zAbT0NkcLU

NEWS: Votes were casted, BIGGER IS BETTER

This is legit, science has proved that women do not care about the motion in the ocean; it’s the size that matters! These findings come from the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. This isn’t just water cooler chat, fellas!

The Australian National University ran an experiment with 105 Australian women, with the average age of 26. These women were asked to rate computer-generated pictures of men on a scale from 1-7 to determine who made them hot and bothered. The results are in and women were more attracted to tall men, with broad shoulders, and narrow hips and a big HELLOOOOO!

The study did show that women were more attracted to the tall men with the giant dongs, but women were almost equally attracted to shorter men with smaller penises, as long as it was proportioned to their bodies. Whatever… big whoop, 105 women in Oz prefer a huge cock rather than another “Shrimp on the barbie”, maybe the consensus is different in other parts of the world. HAHAHAHA, PSSSSSYYYYCH probably not!

 

Link for Article: https://perezhilton.com/fitperez/2013-04-09-proceedings-of-the-national-academy-of-sciences-prove-that-women-like-big-penises#.UWWBwxxZcrh

PhoneSexLove: My Interview with “MJ”

I am Mistress June and this is an interview with the new marketing guy at NiteFlirt, MarketingJohn. Referred to sometimes as MJ but not to be confused with Michael Jackson. (I have a few connections, but not those kinds of connections.)

Question #1 – Who are you? You can be direct, you can muse metaphysically, you can share whatever you like. But please tell us who you are and be sure to include what you do for a living.

MJ: I am the new guy. The guy who has taken over Marketing at NiteFlirt. I come from a crazy background, with hands in all kinds of quirky businesses and ‘off the beaten path’ gigs and adventures. I bring a real strong creative sensibility to my world here at NiteFlirt and intend on pushing as many envelopes as I possibly can, although admittedly most of those envelopes may already be open in this little world that we all call home now. Ha.

I’ve already had about a thousand ideas for ways that we could grow business here at the ‘Flirt, but it’ll be a bit of a push for a little while to get things up and running. I think within a short amount of time we’ll all come up with a million new ideas that we can work into the company, and I can really piss off my immediate superiors with. That’s my cute way of mentioning that I LOVE input and creative ideas thrown my way, so don’t hesitate!

Question #2 – You mention testing your boss and getting creative. I relate to that rebel artist energy very much! But I am curious about the structure you will be rebelling against. What can you share with us about NiteFlirt to help us understand this phone sex industry platform that so many of us have come to depend on?

MJ:  I’m more referring to that rebel energy in terms of coming up with newer and more creative ways to market ourselves. It can always be a challenge within the adult industry so we need to spin a web that is inclusive of everyone without scaring anyone away. It can be tricky! It is such an interesting space because, let’s face it, almost everyone LOVES what we do, but a lot of those people prefer to keep that love somewhat hidden. It’s my job to find ways to draw those people out a little more and show them that it’s alright to let their kink flag fly with us!
At NiteFlirt we really consider ourselves and the site to be just one big wacky, kinky team. We value the Flirts so much, as well as our callers, and just want to continue to create a world where we can all keep playing and enjoying ourselves. A big part of that is my job since I’m figuring out how to bring that world to all of us. The truth is that we all really love our jobs and we have a really great time working together.

Okay, question #3 – My last question, have you ever tried phone sex?
He he… just kidding! Are you blushing? No, that is not my last question either.
Final question, what is one of your goals for the future of NiteFlirt? Tell us about something you are working on.

MJ:  Ha. I am a bit of a pussycat so I haven’t really delved into phone sex too much. I know that’s not your official question but just answering because i don’t mind. I definitely don’t have the “I want to be dominated and pushed around” side really. But I guess sometimes the boys don’t know they do, huh? Ha.
I honestly have so many goals at the ‘Flirt. Continue to grow and build on the social media footprints that we have already started on the last few months. Everything from continuing to grow our Tumblr blog to better communication on Twitter, and a deeper community feel on Facebook. Not to mention NiteFlirt’s own blog! We’re active on so many other sites, but that’s just to name a few where people can engage with me and NiteFlirt as a whole.

We are also working to come up with some new and innovative ways that callers can interact with the Flirts. It’s all a little overwhelming right now because we are just trying to get things really rolling while cooking up new concepts as well. The beginning of something is always the toughest and I’m definitely dealing with that right now. My specialty is ‘having fun’ though so really I just want to come up with new and exciting ways that we can satisfy all the communities at NiteFlirt; the callers, the Flirts, the company, and everyone in between.

Well, thank you for your time, MarketingJohn! I am excited about the future of NiteFlirt and eager to see your fun angle on how we can all better connect.
Folks should feel free to contact MJ through any of the NiteFlirt social media outlets or through comments here.

(This is the first installment of PhoneSexLove, a
new weekly column to be published here each Wednesday. Find out
more and listen to an accompanying podcast at PhoneSexLove.com.)