NEWS: Men Have Wrinkle Woes Too!

Okay, so you’ve heard of lip plumping, botox, and the famous anal bleaching, but have you heard of “ball ironing”? Oh yes, you read that right! Apparently in 2008 George Clooney had an interview with Esquire, Clooney stated he had never had any eye work done but he went on to say,

“I did get my balls done…I got them unwrinkled. It’s the new thing in Hollywood—ball ironing.” One would think that Clooney was just joshin’ the Esquire interviewer but turns out tightening and toning the testes is a real thing. Talk about ironing out the fine details, this is nuts! A Santa Monica spa offers the procedure, which is titled as a “male laser lift”. The process involves, “Using the Pixel laser this procedure evens out skin tone, removes discoloration from ingrown hairs, removes skin tags and provides overall tightening to the external skin. You know where…”

If you want to look hawt in the sack, or shall I say have a hawt sack you’ll need to drop $575 on the treatment. I don’t know guys, this little operation sounds a bit hairy!

NEWS: Ladies, You’ll Never Play Fruit Ninja Again!

This has to be the most hands on app for the iphone, HAPPYPLAYtime is it’s name, and dominating the clit is it’s game! I think I have your attention now. HAPPYPLAYtime is an educational game that provides women a how to guide on how to achieve the female orgasm. HAPPYPLAYtime includes cheeky illustrations with captions like “make a circular motion here”. I wonder if this will be a free app!!?

HAPPYPLAYtime’s ultimate goal (besides assisting with your climax) is to kick the negative stigma surrounding female masturbation to the curb. Well this app just tickles me pink, and helps me tickle my pink. I’d definitely drop $1.99 on this one!!

Get to Know “Pamela347″…

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
I was in my early 20’s when a lover suggested I would be quite good at it.  I tried it out, discovered I was, and the rest was history.

What is your favorite part of being a phone mistress or phone master? 
Giving a submissive a portal to express and fulfill their deepest desires.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and cam sex calls on NiteFlirt?
Running, indoor rowing, crossfit, travel and trips to the spa.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
Chile – raises the heart rate and triggers the release of endorphins to give you a natural high.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
The power exchange

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you on one of your hot phone sex calls? 
Once a submissive’s 80 year old mother picked up an extension looking to make a call. Funny and fatal for that session.

Is there any kind of specific fetish sex that you yourself enjoy?
I love having my toes sucked on, having feet worshiped.

If you only had one day to live what would you do (besides take calls on NiteFlirt)?
Enjoy it and not live without regret.

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
Wearing sexy clothing and getting comfortable.

What erotic fantasy or phone domination would you like enacted on YOU?
Having my body worshiped.

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NEWS: A Chocolate Treat Everyone Will Want A Piece Of!

Leave it to the UK to create scrumptious chocolate assholes, a line of chocolate from “edible anus” a chocolatier company in Great Britain. I bet some of you freaks suddenly have a sweet tooth! Each box of chocolate includes 3 delectable options of milk chocolate, white chocolate, and dark chocolate! The UK based company claims that each chocolate balloon knot is “crafted from the delectable posterior of our stunning butt model.” Can you imagine what that model’s portfolio must look like; someone from edible anus must have a real eye (brown eye) for ass models.

The company goes on to state, “We believe the anus range can dissolve the cultural boundaries of race, gender, class and sexual orientation. Join the uprising, spread the joy and let’s teach the world to love the anus.” Well that makes sense, creating peace and uniting people one chocolate starfish at a time! Fortunately for us across the pond the chocolatier will ship to the United States and the chocolates go for about $6.24 a box. Will you be ordering any tuchus treats?

NEWS: Down on Dating Sites? Might Want to Rethink!

Oh man…dating sites have been plaguing me for years now, they just seem so unromantic, awkward, and far from authentic. I’m petrified of coming across an online profile that actually enchants me just to end up on a date with a psycho like Wookie from ‘Something About Mary’, and I’m sure men are reluctant because they could end up sharing an evening with Large Marge’s twin. I guess that’s when the ole leap of faith comes in, and you just gotta try it out.

Statistics are showing that it’s worth a shot, according to the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences 30% of couples that got hitched between 2005-2012 met online, HELLOOO that’s nuts!

The study involved almost 20,000 people, was funded by eHarmony, and had independent statisticians involved. “It’s a bit of a mystery to us, but it could be because people who sign up for online dating are more goal-oriented toward dating in the first place,” says Grant Langston, Vice President of Customer Experience at eHarmony. “Unlike, say, meeting at a bar, people who join an online dating service may be more serious about finding love. They may also meet people they’re more compatible with from the start. For example, at eHarmony, customers fill out an extensive personal questionnaire so we can best match them.”

I guess there is no shame in trying, I mean what are the odds of dining with Buffalo Bill and ending up as a skin suit!?! I’m a 30-year-old single woman, vintage dating rituals are clearly not working in my favor, watch out Tinder and eHarmony here I come!

Get to Know “Mistress Fernanda”…

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What is your favorite part of being a phone mistress?
Getting to talk to so many interesting people. My clients are often well educated, well traveled and very kinky. I am fortunate to be busy enough that I can be choosy so I really enjoy them.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex calls on NiteFlirt?
I’m pretty active. I love to ski, bicycle, hang out with all my hot girlfriends and tease the helpless. I’m also a lifestyle Mistress and I do have a few select pets I like to play with.


If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?

Did you get these from The Dating Game? Me, covered in rich creamy chocolate, spiked with chili pepper.

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you on one of your hot phone sex calls?
Once, while staying at a friend’s house, I was doing a slow, sensual domination call and the family dog just went nuts on Me, chasing Me around the house and biting at My toes. Fortunately the client was so engaged he didn’t notice or he might have thought My heavy breathing was from the excitement of our call.

Is there any kind of specific fetish sex that you yourself enjoy?
I love going to a fetish party with a well mannered footslave, keeping him on the floor all night rubbing My feet with breaks in between to serve Me drinks. After a while, I’ll take him into a back room and play with him until he’s aching and exhausted with that dreamy look of subspace in his eyes. Then I’ll take him home.

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Get to Know… “Sexy HypnoGirl”

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
When I lived in Florida I hosted a morning radio show, I would get calls after the show with guys saying how sexy My voice was, so sexy. I moved to Kentucky to be close to family and needed a job so I said why not? I then got certified in Hypnosis and the rest is history.

What is your favorite part of being a phone Mistress?
I love controlling in a sexy sweet soft manner. I find it so super sexy when a man begs and pleads for My attention and affection.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and cam sex calls on NiteFlirt?
I love acting. I am part of community theatre here in Kentucky.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
Not sure its exotic but I would be whipped cream! Whipped cream is soft sweet and yummy, just like Me.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
I would say its the anticipation of what’s to come.

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you on one of your hot phone sex calls?
Back when I first started doing Niteflirt I was on a call just chatting away. The call was about to end so I was  getting dressed.  I was sitting in My chair on wheels leg crossed tying My shoes. When the chair rolled out from under Me and I hit the hard floor. I had to sit on a doughnut cushion for almost a month.

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
Not really because each and every hypno session is very personal between the sub and Myself.

Is there any kind of specific fetish sex that you yourself enjoy?
Hypnosis all the way!

If you only had one day to live what would you do (besides take calls on NiteFlirt)?
Spend the time with My family making sure they all know how much they are loved.

What erotic fantasy or phone domination would you like enacted on YOU?
I am all about romance. As any of My subs can tell you that’s the way to My heart.

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NEWS: Porno is a no no on Google Glass!

Google really does go above and beyond to rise above the rest. Earlier this year they released a wearable computer that has a head-mounted display worn just like a regular pair of glasses, hence the name Google Glass. Kick ass!

Since the unveiling of Google Glass MiKandi the Adult App store has worked diligently to produce a porn app for google glass. The app was unveiled to the public on June 3rd (drum roll please), and its called Tits & Glass! However, Google promptly added a new portion to their Glass Platform Developer Policy page that bans any type of porn or sexual explicit material to its users.

“Our policies make it clear that Glass does not allow Glassware content that contains nudity, graphic sex acts, or sexually explicit material. Any Glassware that violates this policy will be blocked from appearing on Glass,” a Google spokesperson stated.

What a bummer for MiKandi, I’m confident Tits & Glass would have been a fanny favorite!

Get to Know… “MistressCandice”

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
I actually started in web cam. I was working at a strip club and people didn’t want the night to end so I would tell them they could see me on webcam and have me all to themselves there.

What is your favorite part of being a phone mistress or phone master?
I love having access to so many. Distance training is much easier if you daily access.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and cam sex calls on NiteFlirt?
I am a lifestyle Mistress and a Professional hypnotist. I spend a lot of time at nudist beaches and/or resorts like hedo where I meet lots of Guinea pigs who want to play. I spend a lot of time at functions based around the lifestyle and even do an occasional stage hypnosis show.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
Easy.  Rasberry Chocolate, sinful and sweet.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
All of it.

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you on one of your hot phone sex calls?
When I first started to do hypnosis sessions via online I would play all the music in the background as I would a live session unfortunately it doesn’t really work with phone so I’ve stopped. But this early time I used all the bells and whistles and hypnotized myself. I was dazed and confused and I could hear my guy saying “Mistress are you there?”

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
Scents. Lots of candles and I do the sessions from my “toy” room where I’m surrounded by my leathers, strap ons and ticklers

Is there any kind of specific fetish sex that you yourself enjoy?
Feminization

If you only had one day to live what would you do (besides take calls on NiteFlirt)?
Sit on a dock in San diego.

What erotic fantasy or phone domination would you like enacted on YOU?
I like hypnosis. When people want to try it with me I’m game. I’m also honest if they are any good or not.

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