NEWS: You’ll Never Stop Pedaling!

Riding bikes as a means of transportation is on the up and up. You’ve got Citi-Bike in NYC and many other bike sharing programs in metro areas. I applaud the efforts, it’s environmentally safe and its good to get off our asses and pedal! If you’re a true blue couch potato and need a bit more of a push to exercise, then perhaps you may need a Happy Ride!

Happy Ride is a vibrating bicycle seat that was cleverly crafted by the UK sex toy company sexshop365. This tantalizing invention slips right over your bike seat and provides you with vibrating sensations as you stroll along. It gets better, the bike seat from the gods comes with a remote to control vibrating speed! I hate to be a joy kill but I find it hard to do much of anything but moan and roll around during an orgasm so operating a bicycle would be a bit tricky, but I’m up for the challenge!

Training wheels are off people, cancel your spinning class and try out Happy Ride. For the full story check out the Daily Mail UK

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Happy Hump Day! Get to work! 😉

NEWS: Who says dress up is just for Halloween?!

Not to keep drilling on the issue, well actually I want the drilling to continue hence my articles on sex benefits, et cetera. I came across an article on the Huff Post UK that exposed what British couples do to stay raaaanndyyy. The research was carried out by online pharmacy UKMedix, they had 1,712 participants that were all 18 years of age and currently shacked up with their lovah. 35% chose role-playing to liven their sex lives. The kicker is half of them chose to wear uniforms; doesn’t surprise me at all, Fleet Week in NYC is basically a holiday for horny single women.

The survey revealed that 62% did in fact have a “special” way of reigniting the flame in the bedroom:

  • Role playing- 35%
  • Sex Toys- 34%
  • Exhibitionism (Loud/ Outdoor/ Public Sex)- 28%
  • Celibacy/ ‘Sex Breaks’- 25%
  • Open Relationship/ Threesome- 21%

I think I’d be open to all of them except the threesome, no judging on my end, I just know that I’m shitty at sharing! It just goes to show you that if there’s a will there’s a way. You just need to put forth the effort. Whether you decide to play nurse and patient, or test out a 2-headed vibrating dildo, I hope you’re able to evolve and rediscover that lost spark as a couple!

NEWS: Hot Diggity Dog!

This little piece of news might make your whole week! Tomorrow July 23rd is National Hot Dog day! Pump the brakes on your kale smoothie diet and indulge tomorrow with a juicy plump wiener, churched up with your favorite toppings. Whether your prefer Hebrew National, Ball Park, or Nathans be sure to wrap your lips around America’s beloved summer snack. For all veggie heads out there I’m sure you can find something else to wrap your lips around that resembles a hot dog, pay some homage any way you can! I’ll be hitting up Gray’s Papaya in NYC for one of their delectable wiens!

Whilst typing this up I couldn’t help but think of a hilarious scene in the movie “Superbad”. Funny how the mind works, ha! Happy Monday…

Get to Know “ILoveJanelle”…

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What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
I am a geek in my spare time. I’m always playing PS3 co-op with friends online or solo playing my RPGs such as Final Fantasy, lol. If I am not playing my games then I’m off shopping. I am one big shop-a-holic, lol.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
I love role play. Role playing is so much fun and endless. There are so many ways to play and just enjoy yourself. I love to be in sexy different outfits and just having a good time which makes things so much more exciting. That’s just part of my sex, just having to wear something sexy then get it hard and good, lol.

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you on one of your hot phone sex calls?
Some girls might know him. He calls once in awhile and loves to hear a girl sneeze or blow her nose. I think that was the funniest/weirdest fetish someone could have. I tried so hard not to laugh because I like to please everyone’s fantasy, but everytime I hung up with him I just laughed inside.

Is there any kind of specific fetish that you yourself enjoy?
Yes, and I think every girl can agree on this. When someone sends a really nice tribute after the phone sex call and you feel weak and loving inside. It’s like you just enjoy when a guy spoils you and you just want more and more. I think that’s a fetish I do really enjoy.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
I would love to be a sweet cake, any flavor doesn’t matter. I’m just that sweet that you crave it in the morning before eating breakfast or have to have it after dinner. That juicy frosting on top just makes your mouth water. Very much a good cake that gives you that food porn moan, lol.

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NEWS: What’s wrong with a little unicorn porn?

A baseball game isn’t complete without cracker jacks, beer, hotdogs, and of course your token porn star donning a unicorn mask doing a dirty dance for the crowd, am I right!?  According to Deadspin Porn star Andy San Dimas was given the boot at a Pirates-Mets game at PNC Park while she was rocking a unicorn mask and dancing erotically like a boss!

A witness reported that she was performing a “sexy stripper dance”, clothed. Umm it couldn’t have been that risqué if she was fully dressed.   The long of the short of it is Andy San Dimas was dancing like everyone was watching and apparently security wasn’t enjoying the performance, thus she was asked to hit the bricks.   COME ON, that is magical horned horseshit! I can think of worse things that peeps do at ball games, the language alone is atrocious! I guess if youngsters viewed the horse & pony show I can understand why she was asked to leave.   What are your thoughts?

NEWS: Cyber Hitchhiking?!

So I came across this story on ValleyWag and I gotta tell ya it surprises me how open minded people are when it comes to trying new things out, I guess I’m not as courageous as some (or as dumb). You may have heard of the phone app lyft, it’s pretty much like a new age car service. Basically anyone with a smartphone, a clean driving record, that hasn’t Buffalo Bill’d anyone yet, can be a driver. I’m not here to spew hate on lyft, I’m sure there are plenty of capable, safe drivers on board however this story does creep me out a bit and I wanted to share. This is an account of one women’s experience with a lyft driver that got a little psycho stalkerish. She states:

I got in his Lyft and he seemed normal. Told him I was going to NYC in a few weeks and staying in BK. Just small talk, and whatever. Got to my destination and he pulled over and parked, and asked if I would like to hang out some time, and I felt really uncomfortable being put on the spot so I gave him my number and bounced. He texted me later that day and I didn’t respond and I pretty much ignored him. THEN, Tuesday is when those texts started.”

 

Be careful, folks! This goes for men and women that online date as well. Be aware of your surroundings, have your guard up, and above all use common sense… meaning don’t give your cell number out to strangers. Especially those who try and create a relationship out of 10 minutes!  😉  Haha!

Get to Know “EbonyVixenJoanne”…

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
I have a high sex drive and I couldn’t always get it when I wanted! Instead of touching myself, by myself, I decided to help others like me and have fun!

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
I’m a regular girl, the typical girl next door…movies, going out to eat, doing college work and hanging out with friends.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
I love whip cream, yes most people say it but I love white cream!

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
I love to get on top! Cowgirl! I hit the spot EVERY TIME!

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
I turn on slow music and turn off the lights, and while in the chat I always touch myself!

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NEWS: A Day In The Park

I have a feeling that Disney World/Disney Land might have some competition for the title of happiest place on Earth. The competition is, a sex theme park on the island of Jeju in South Korea. Jeju Loveland has been stimulating it’s visitors with its wide variety of playful XXX-rated statues and exhibits since it’s opening in 2004. I wonder if there is a height requirement for any of the rides and/or exhibitions?

The architectural geniuses behind this pornographic play land are a group of art school grads from Seoul’s Hongik University. Remember people, art is in the eye of the beholder. Hey I’m not going to lie, if this erotic park was a bit closer I’d buy a ticket and check the scene out. Wouldn’t you?!

Get to Know “Mistress Lillith”…

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
In my ‘day to day’ I’ve always had an insatiable sexual appetite and always an interest in female domination (along with all the facets and layers that go along with femdom). I’ve engaged in play groups and Pro-domme sessions. To me, going into the world of femdom phone sex was just a natural progression of things. I was a younger mistress when I started in the phone world, and basically started as a barely legal babe that blossomed into a fabulous femme fatal.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
One of my favorite things to do is to curl up with a glass of red wine or hot tea (depending on the time of day 😉 ) enjoying a Jodi Picoult book, sometimes just reading and relaxing on the couch – Other times soaking in a nice hot tub with aroma therapy beads and bubble bath.
Of course there is the bi-weekly outting of getting a mani/pedi—having my hands, feet and legs massaged is something I crave. I love being pampered and treating myself to a bit of pampering.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
If I had to be any kind of sexy erotic food, I would choose the Cherry. Why – well…I dare you to just pop one. You can’t. It’s an automatic addiction and before you know it your stomach may ache (like your balls may during a tease and denial session) , and you are out of cherries. But you go back for more – you need more, you crave more. So, that’s why I chose the sexy, addicting cherry.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
Most would say ‘the orgasm’ – I enjoy the build up TO the finale (*IF* I allow you to have one 😉 ) . It’s something I learned while studying tantric sex and tantric masturbation – enjoying the moment, living in the moment, becoming almost addicted to the build up before and loving sitting on that edge – loving it even more than the finale. Orgasms are wonderful but once they are over, many times the feeling is gone, unless you have the stamina to go again. But for me, it’s all about the chase, the excitement of the climb.

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
To get into the mood, I like to sit and do a bit of meditation. Just like I get my subbie boys into a certain state of mind (aka subspace) I like to be in my own private domme space. A couple deep breaths, a few moments of intense relaxation and just letting my mind go where it may – when my eyes open, I’m ‘in the zone’ and ready to play.

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NEWS: Preserving Your Youth With Pleasure

I will never buy another expensive eye cream! I think I’ve found the fountain of youth, and I’m pleased to share it with you all. According to research, sex on the regular can knock the years right off a person. Dr. David Weeks, former head of old age at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital stated people need to be in the know when it comes to the magical benefits of sex, especially those in the latter half of life.

Dr. David Weeks states that sex is a “crucial factor” in maintaining youth.

He even goes as far as saying sex can make men and women look 5 to 7 years younger! How you ask? Well, when you’re doing the freak nasty the human growth hormone is released which gives your skin a more elastic look.

Lets face it no cream will make you look as young as you want, botox is a wild card, you might end up looking like The Joker, and chemical peels are terribly painful (so I hear). As far as I see it, fucking trumps all, aiding in headaches, heart health, and now vanity. Let’s not forget, it’s free! For the full deets click here.