NEWS: Sex Facts About Winter

We love our sex facts over here. I mean really, any reason to talk about sex, and if it has some sort of merit to it, we are all ears. This week we wanted to share some winter sex facts from none other than Playboy.com. We’re going to guess people fuck a lot because they are pretty likely to get a bit drunk at holiday parties. 😉

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People spend more time online searching for sex related topics in the winter than in other months.

Sex drives are lower during colder months. (Boooo to this fact!)

Men find women’s bodies sexiest in the winter.

The rest of the sex facts.

NEWS: Foods To Get You In The Mood

If you aren’t incorporating food into your fucking yet, you’re doing it wrong. And we don’t just mean the food you put ON your body while in bed, we also mean the food you decide to eat before you jump into the sack. If you haven’t caught on to the romance food craze yet, let me introduce you. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_eating

There are certain foods that are considered aphrodisiacs. Foods like figs, oysters, artichokes and honey are among some of the best. The reasons vary: some are because of the shape of the food (figs look like a gorgeous pussy), others are because of the sensuality you feel when you eat them. Whatever the reason, if it makes us more horny, we’ll have two orders please!

Here is a great list of foods to eat right before getting your fuck on.

NEWS: A New Trend In Japan: NOT Having Sex

Ok seriously, this was like the most depressing shit we’ve ever read. A new trend happening in Japan: NOT fucking. Literally. Statistics are coming out that show a decrease in the amount of young people attempting to get laid. Even more, there is in increase in young people who feel that playing video games is more enjoyable than getting fucked. What is happening in this world?! Japanese man and woman lean away from each other

45% of the women surveyed for this study say they aren’t interested in sex at all, with some even saying they actually despise it. WHAT ON EARTH? Clearly none of them have had a good pounding.

So many young people are going the route of celibacy that they are even seeing a decrease in the birth rate of Japan. Oh dear.

More info on the study.

NEWS: Good Sex Comes From Good Motivation

Alright so this is a pretty fun bit of information to break down. It shouldn’t be surprising to any of you that your motivation for having sex has a direct correlation to how good your sex turns out to be. In other words, are you having sex to please your partner? Or get closer to them emotionally and physically? If you said yes, you are likely feeling pretty satisfied with the sex you’re having. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_goodsex

On the flip side, are you often having make up sex so as to avoid another fight with your partner? Or maybe you are just giving in because you don’t want to disappoint them. Studies show that these motivations actually contribute to a less satisfactory overall sexual experience.

The moral of the story, be mindful of WHY you are fucking in the first place. You may not realize it, but that bad sex you just had could be your own fault.

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NEWS: A Few Tips For Attracting Women

The book, “The Pick Up”, has been a wildly popular read for men of all ages. It promises to teach you the ways to attract a woman, making them putty in your hands. You’ll go from a dud to a stud, and have women begging you to fuck them in every position. I’m going to break down a few of the steps the author gave to Playboy.com, and tell you if we agree with the strategy or not.  best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bargirl

1) Use more than one move. Don’t stick to just one single approach or you’re likely to hit a wall (I actually like this one).

2) Social Proof – This claims that if we see another girl flirting with you, we’ll likely want you more. While this may not work for me (I don’t want to compete for attention) I’m sure there are other women who would get turned on by this.

3) Touch – If there is CLEAR chemistry with the person you are hitting on, and we mean really, really clear, then a little flirtatious touching is definitely appreciated.

Full list of steps.

NEWS: Fun Facts About Kissing

We love a good make out session. Nothing really gets us hornier than a passionate, roll around on the bed, gently pulling the hair with a few soft neck kisses type of make out, and there are some fun facts out there regarding this wonderful experience. We’re sure you’ve heard that kissing burns calories, but there is some other information out there that may surprise you. 525497_337943076323590_1976492139_n

For example, studies show that couples who kiss more frequently have a deeper and more satisfactory relationship. While it seems that kissing is more important to women, men have still been vocal about how much they love it too.

Another fun fact? Almost no other animals kiss besides humans. Chimps and Bonobos partake in the fun, but it’s a little different than the make out session we described above.

Check out the rest of the facts here.

NEWS: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter…Obviously

Leave it to science to tell us things we already know, right? Is it shocking to anyone to find out that women with big butts are healthier AND smarter than the owner of a normal booty?! Well it’s true, and the University of Oxford has the research to prove it.

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bigbuttsIt turns out that women with a larger amount of fat accumulated on their back side have shown lower levels of cholesterol and glucose in their blood. In addition to all of that greatness, if you have a big butt, you are likely to have an excess amount of Omega 3 fats, which increases brain development.

Now, don’t try to fake it with butt injections and plastic surgery. This is an au-natural, lucky of the draw kind of situation. If you were blessed with a donkey booty, be thankful!

Check it out.

Religious Fetish; How I Got Started In It

By Mysteria aka Goddess Bella Donna

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One of the many fetishes I am known for among my connoisseurs of the more unusual is religious fetish or more to the point blasphemy fetish. I slip easily into the role of the Naughty Nun who will take your confession and of course reinforce your sinful behavior via some orders to cleanse your soul. The other aspect of me of course is the “Satanic Goddess” in which I straight up lead you into temptation and have you do unspeakable things to religious artifacts or explain to you in a very intellectual way why you are a fool for being a follower of the religion you do follow.

What a lot of people don’t know about me is how I got into this.

www.niteflirt.com_goddessbelladonna1I was baptized catholic but brought up Lutheran. We weren’t a strictly religious household mind you but we still observed all the high holidays of the Christian faith of course. Only to me something always seemed sort of wrong and since I have always been extremely inquisitive I questioned everything.

Over the years I found my personal spiritual path in Witchcraft and had an amazing High Priestess who was a much older Strega Crone. So many things started falling into place for me at that time and as I grew in my personal path the falsities of religion became clearer and clearer to me. I do not follow any one tradition but am very eclectic and common sense based with a good dose of science mixed in.

I did try to revert for the sake of some very special people to me back into Christianity at one point and even went as far as to becoming an assistant youth minister but I felt like a big fat fraud. I didn’t belief the things I preached and part of me wanted to scream; “Try thinking for yourself. Stop being sheep!”

Needless to say that didn’t go very far and I once more turned my back on it. Now I have always been a bit of a Teacher personality and a counselor without the degree and this of course carried itself over into my phone sex career as well.

During one lengthy call with a very sweet but highly misguided caller we discussed religion and of course the different dogmas associated with the various denominations. As we did so I noticed that the more I spoke against it and called certain ways of thought into question with reality based proof to the contrary the heavier his breathing became. Being the astute Lady that I am it clicked in me that my blasphemous “Satanic Sunday School Teacher” talk was turning him on. I would dare say it gave him the hardest orgasm of his life. I started to wonder if there were more people like him who loved to have their “soul” dirtied by me. After some research the resounding answer was ‘yes’.

www.niteflirt.com_goddessbelladonna2Where most women in religious fetish go along the lines of stuffing their holes with religious artifacts and become the naughty whore, I turned it more into my domination line of thinking and became the dark Goddess who would command absolute obedience from her dark minions. Making them pray to Me and Satan (someone I don’t acknowledge personally at all) and leading them into their personal erotic Hell where Demons may use them as sexual toys. Since all of this is pure fantasy I can do all sorts of, erm, interesting… things with them that way.

My dark Mass and satanic Sunday School teachings are not for the weak of heart. I do have a light side to myself which brings forth Goddess worship on that listing as well. This is why we are always going to do an orientation call first before we decide what you – callers- can handle.

Many think they are ready for the dark side but once you get started their religious background gets in the way and they can’t let go enough to enjoy it. So it is better to just talk to me honestly the first time around. Of course as with all of my listings you have to keep it over 18 and ‘Terms of Service’ correct. Don’t know what the TOS regulations are? Please make sure you get informed. I hate having to hang up on anyone.

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mysteria3The wonderful thing about blasphemy or religious fetish is that you can participate in it with me even if you don’t have the money to go out and purchase a lot of different toys to use. It is a very mental fetish that becomes automatically sinful and blasphemous the moment we talk about it and bring religion into question.

Oh and why do I call myself satanic if I don’t even belief in Satan? Simple because that is how the Churches would label me. So I deal with the urges of the flesh and encourage you to be the human lustful being you were born to be. Makes me pretty evil in their eyes eh?
Now there is only one thing left to say: “Come to the dark side puppets I have hard cocks for you… ahaha!”

-Mysteria aka Goddess Bella Donna

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NEWS: Fun Facts About Boobs

Leave it to Playboy.com to spread the word about some awesome fun facts in the world of tits. Yeah, that’s right, there are serious facts about those supple fun bags that you may have never thought about. You can’t possibly believe you know everything there is to know about them, can you?  best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bras

One of our favorite facts is that staring at boobs can extend a man’s life by 5 years. FIVE YEARS! What about women though? We love to stare at a nice rack, how many years more will we live for it? How about this one: the largest natural breast size is 102ZZZ. We have no idea what we’d do with all of that flesh. Suffocate perhaps? Or have the best damn time of our life! Who knows?!

NEWS: The Right Way To Have Sex in a Hostel

Whether you are traveling alone and planning to have some amazingly awesome sex with a stranger, or you are a couple who are traveling cheap, but still want to fuck, this is an awesome article. Written by the incredibly cool, Nomadic Matt, his tips on the best places and times to get it on in a shared space are really insightful, and we are excited to share them with you. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hostel

If you lean more towards the liberal side, his suggestion for putting a sheet up over the bottom bunk is pretty great. We’ve seen this used on reality tv as well, when you don’t really care if people HEAR you fucking, but maybe you don’t want them to see it.

It’s also worth noting his idea about having sex during the day. Most people will be out sight seeing, so it gives you free reign to let your freak flag fly.

Check out his full list of do’s and don’ts.