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Grant Meyers works as a foley artist—the person who does ambient sound in films—for porn. He loves what he does, and is passionate about capturing erotic sounds to enhance the hot, x-rated scenes in adult films. He is also a parody, and a hilarious one at that. Here’s some of the highlights of the porn sound guy trying to replicate sex noises in daily life (check out the video below):

1. Porn sound guy at the park, capturing the squeaking and grunting sounds of a hard-bodied dude doing pull-ups (think bed-springs bouncing and vigorous thrusting).
2. Squeezing globs of aloe-vera into a tupperware—we’ll let you decide what that sounds like.
3. Wiggling a giant banana back-and-forth into a bowl of jello (surprisingly life-like! Perhaps like a wet pussy getting finger-fucked).
4. Slapping a giant slab of baby back ribs with the side of a hammer (it really does sound like skin slapping)
5. Flicking a few slices of deli meat together (no joke; it sounds like a tongue fucking/licking a pussy)
6. Quickly pulling and slapping a rubber balloon (again, sounds like skin slapping).
7. Hitting the palm of his hand on the end of a plunger (seriously sounds like hard-core deep fucking).

To quote porn sound guy: “I like to think I’m the one doing the touching. The sound is the vibration, and that’s contact from one person to another.” True enough!

Even though this hilarious video’s a fake, all that slapping and grunting put us in the mood for the real thing. We have the best sex-sounds right here!

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In something straight out of sci-fi (or, possibly, a hoax), a Florida woman claims to have had a third breast surgically implanted. 21-year-old Jasmine Tridevil says she spent $20,000 in plastic surgery for a third tit in the middle of her chest. She explains that after calling 50 or 60 plastic surgeons, and after signing a non-disclosure statement, she finally found a doctor willing to do the strange surgery. The extra boob comes with a nipple and areola, which were tattooed.

Tridevil claims she had the surgery in order to make herself “less attractive to men” and because she doesn’t want to date anymore. But it is more likely that she had the surgery for fame—in fact, the Total Recall-esque woman is now rumored to have her very own reality show, and she’s appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel show and in Vice magazine. And while she claims she isn’t interested in attention for her looks, she has been posting racy pictures of herself on social media wearing skimpy, latex bikinis and tight fitting lycra mini-dresses which show off her ample three bosoms. Let’s be honest: there are plenty of people who would find three boobs erotic and freaky hot.

Whatever turns you on, right? In the mood for something a bit unusual yourself? We don’t have three tits, but we’re confident we can fulfill all your strangest and dirtiest fantasies.

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Update: Turns out this story is a fake!

Today’s sex tip on Mytinysecrets.com is called “The Pussy-Licking-Guide for Evolved People in 15 Magical Steps.” The guide is meant to instruct head-enthusiasts on some mind-blowing tips to keep your lady satisfied. Because let’s face it, good head equals a satisfied lady who will never want to let you go. Here’s some tips:

1. Tell her how hot her body makes youEvery woman wants to be told how sexy you find her, and how you can’t wait to taste and feel her. This will ensure that she feels comfortable and confident when you get down between her legs.
2. Lick her pussy all over—locate her clitOnce you’ve got her all warmed up, petting and stroking her pussy and telling her how hot it makes you, begin to lick her pussy, gently pulling apart the lips, spreading her pussy up until you locate her clit. Gently lick her clit—this is the equivalent of a male’s foreskin; very sensitive and full of erroneous nerve endings.
3. Whenever you touch her pussy, make sure your finger is wetBecause a lady’s pussy is oh so sensitive, never touch it without moistening your finger—you can do this with lube, your saliva, or her own juices.
4. Start out slowYou’ll want to work up to applying more pressure with your tongue and mouth on her clit, otherwise it could be too intense. Same thing with your finger; only use one finger at first, and fuck her with it nice and slow, until you can tell by her increased moans and hip motions that she’s ready for more.
5. Kiss her gently, then harderUse your tongue to spread her pussy and your hands to spread her legs wide. Then kiss her clit gently, then harder. This will make her go wild with pleasure—but again, not too much too soon, which can make her get twitchy.
6. Tongue fuck herThis feels great since it teases the hell out of her right at the moment she wants the most attention given to her clit. Alternate tongue-fucking her and licking her clit hard (which should be like a tiny pearl because she’s so turned on), pressing into her skin.
7. Work the tip of her icebergGently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue quickly against the clit. Her legs will start to shudder. Then, when you sense she’s getting close to cumming, make your lips into an O and take her clit into your mouth. She’ll go wild!
8. Fuck her with two fingersThis will intensify her pleasure. Be sure to do this while still focusing on her clit. This works because a woman is extremely sensitive at the roof of her pussy—this is what you rub up against when you’re fucking her. So think of your fingers as you would your cock—they will have to do the fucking.
9. Don’t let go of her clit when she’s cummingFor heaven’s sake, hang in there for the duration! When she starts to come down, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your fingers slowly, gently inside her (where they should be already)—things are extremely sensitive for her right now, so be gentle—but don’t stop!

Follow this guide and your lady is going to love you—and love fucking you!—forever. Eager to practice these steps on a partner? Here at Niteflirt, we are always willing participants!

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The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is currently funding research to create the next generation condom that will change the way the world experiences safe sex. Even though condoms are great, they sometimes get a bad rap, mainly because they can decrease the sensation and pleasure during sex. So at UW, a team of engineers, scientists, and biologists are hard at work trying to invent a more pleasurable condom that will look, act, and feel more natural. Here’s what they’re working on:

They want to replace latex with a similar material that will have a more skin-like quality. That is, wet, self-lubricated, and very soft—sounds like the real deal to us! They’re currently testing this material for pleasure, strength and elasticity, and safety against STD’s and preventing pregnancy. They’re hopeful they can pull it off, and that this will change the world in terms of better, sexier safe-sex options. The future is now!

Here at Niteflirt, we are all about pleasurable sex and staying protected! Want to practice safe, fun sex with us? We sure do!

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This week’s animated x-rated comic series by Oh Joy Sex Toy is a sexy yet practical guide for couples wanting to try out a three-way. Here’s a summary (though you really need to check out the hot, graphic illustrations at the end of our blog):

Perhaps you’ve noticed that fucking just one person may not be the most effective when it comes to double-penetration, fucking a member of the same sex (or vice versa), or engaging in several sex acts at the same time, i.e., the famous Eiffel Tower (giving a blowjob while also getting fucked from behind—oh, the French and their sexy ways!). While many couples think a three-way might complicate their relationship or create jealousy, it might also be a way to spice up your usual sex routine. Maybe it’s something you’ve always fantasized about, maybe there’s a sex act your partner isn’t game for. Whatever the reason, a threesome can become a way to try something new, fun, and well, super hot, together! 

So, step 1: have a conversation! What do you want to try? What don’t you want to try? What’s off limits (i.e., no fucking, just finger penetration and oral)? Should the third be a stranger or someone we know? You get the idea. Now that you have a plan, congratulations! You’re ready to move on to Step 2: finding someone for your steamy ménage à trois. After you do, Step 3: talk to that person. Discuss with her/him what you already discussed together—before the fucking commences—to make sure they’re okay with it all. They are? Congratulations! Step 4: you’re ready to get your group freak on! Don’t forget protection, and have a great time!

As the old saying goes: good things cum in three! Dying to try some sexy, group action yourself? We love making all your fantasies become a reality!

Check out the threeway comic here: Oh Joy Sex Toy: How to Rock a Threeway | Bitch Media

In a recent scientific survey published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, lesbians reported having orgasms 75% of the time while straight women only got off 63% of the time. So why is it that lesbians are cumming better and more often than their straight women counter-parts? Lesbian and sex expert author, Jenny Block, has some ideas. 

The first is that it’s a biological fact that women don’t cum as easily with PIV, or penis in vagina intercourse (it’s much easier for women to cum by clitoral stimulation). And with straight couples, especially long-term ones, sex can sometimes be focused around this one act (in and out, so to speak). Not so with lesbian couples, who have to be much more imaginative when it comes to fucking since neither has a cock. Also, with straight couples, cumming can sometimes also be focused around the man getting off, since men can cum easier than women, on average 85% of the time. But isn’t it also true according to studies that men most definitely want to please women sexually? Maybe the problem is that in straight couples the woman isn’t focused enough on pleasing herself. Think about it: with two women, it takes more time and effort to get off, so reaching orgasm is a mutual (and sexy!) goal for each.

The ultimate take-away: women need to speak up, and focus on her own pleasure as much as her man’s. This way both parties are happy, both get off, and fucking becomes much more enjoyable and fun for all involved. Women should masturbate, figure out what turns her on, and not be scared to speak up in bed, letting her partner know what she likes and what he can do to take her all the way to mind-blowing pleasure.

Amen to that! Who’s up for some mutually hot, orgasms-all-around fun? We know we are!

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Ever heard the myth that the first champagne glass was molded from Queen of France, Marie Antoinette’s left breast? It’s false, but if you were ever dying to put your mouth on Kate Moss’ perfect, supermodel tits—a queen in her own right—now’s your chance. To celebrate the iconic model’s 25 years in the fashion industry, a posh London restaurant wanted to toast the occasion by creating a champagne glass shaped from Moss’ supple breast.

The model, who is no stranger to bearing it all in world renowned fashion spreads and on catwalks, signed off on the restaurant’s glassware in the shape of her gorgeous tits (it’s the left one, just so you know). Who wouldn’t want to sip champagne from Kate Moss’ tits? It’s brilliant! The glass, like the supermodel’s breasts, is perky, perfectly shaped, and made to suckle from. We’ll drink to that!

Who wants to celebrate with a little champagne? We know how to pop your cock, er cork.

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