Tag: Philadelphia

Two Major Cities Offered 220 Gallons Of Lube To Combat Election Day Riots

One porn site gave the expression “work the polls” a whole new meaning this Election Day. Amid fears about rioting, the XXX site came up with a plan to prevent at least some potential destruction. “A popular celebration tactic of years past (most notably for the Philadelphia Eagles when they won the Super Bowl in 2018) is for people to climb street poles,” the cam-girl website explained in a press release.

To deter voters from going straight from the polls to the poles, the company “is offering to deploy vats of lube to New York City and Los Angeles. The lube can be used to grease up dry street poles, thus making it nearly impossible for people to scale them.” The site is offering to send the cities four 55-gallon barrels of lube between them, for a total of 220 gallons of lube. The release concludes with a graphic description of how poles should be lubed: “Just like you would a penis. Start around the base of the pole and work your way up from there.”

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Check out more about a porn site offering NYC and LA 220 gallons of lube to prevent riots: https://nypost.com/2020/11/03/nyc-offered-110-gallons-of-lube-to-grease-poles-combat-riots/

Sex Guide To Philadelphia From 1849 Lists City’s Best Brothels

A pamphlet published in 1849 offers a guide to Philadelphia’s “gay houses” and brothels, which had reviews rating “the best madams and working girls” who can “make a man happy.” The pamphlet contained reviews of brothels and bed houses (rooms rented by the hour) for the 10,000 sex workers in Philly. It also had the names and addresses of landladies and madams, including the quality of the “services” that were offered.

One entry reads: “Miss Josephine Somers of 4 Wood Street, near Eleventh Street, who was described as an ‘accomplished lady’ and her brothel a ‘Temple of Venus.’” Men were also encouraged to seek the services of a Miss Mary Blessinton, who is described as a “young and beautiful creature” who “is as snug a lump of flesh and blood as ever man pressed upon his bosom.” The pamphlet even contained a map of the city which highlighted the brothels—some marked with the letter X to let clients know “a single visit might be the cause of utter ruin and disgrace.”

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Check out more about a vintage sex guide to Philadelphia’s brothels: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8014347/Vintage-sex-guide-Philadelphia-1849-lists-citys-best-10-000-madams-working-girls.html

A Suburban House With A Sex Dungeon Has Gone Viral

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A Philadelphia real estate listing called “50 Shades of Maple Glen” has gone viral. The house boasts a lovely brick colonial with five bedrooms, an updated kitchen, and a “private adult sexual oasis” in the basement! It’s been viewed more than 500,000 times on Redfin since it went live less than 24 hours ago.

The house was staged with full BDSM gear and a sex swing in the basement’s sex dungeon. In photos on Zillow and Redfin, there are whips and chains hanging from rafters, a bed with a cage for the headboard, sex toys, and various sex pillows strewn around the room. Who doesn’t want a basement with ample space for bondage equipment and sex parties?!

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Check out more about a suburban house with a sex dungeon going viral: https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/02/philadelphia-sex-house-interview-with-realtor-melissa-leonard.html