Tag: Phallic

Belgian Mayor Apologizes For Town’s Phallic Christmas Decorations

A Belgian mayor made quite a boner this year (pun intended). Officials were originally thinking of candles, but then decided a flame at the top of the white column was a cliché and so they put in a blue ball instead. It was not long before residents realized the new festive decor looked more like a dick than anything to do with Christmas.

The mayor said that the decorations, consisting of a long shaft with a bulbous blue tip, did not appear quite so phallic until they were turned on. He said, “I only realized it myself when they were illuminated. But we have to see the humor in this.” The mayor added, “Let’s just say that we will have the country’s most talked-about Christmas lights this year.”

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Check out more about a Belgian town’s phallic Xmas decorations: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8965461/Mayor-apologises-Belgian-towns-phallic-Christmas-decorations.html

Cuba’s First ‘Sex Shop’

imageA pop-up sex store in Cuba is pushing back against the Communist-run country’s ban on selling sex toys. The pop-up includes handcrafted dildos and other supposedly “taboo” sex toys. While Cubans pride themselves on being very sexually liberal, many are close-minded regarding sex toys, according to the sex toy pop-up’s artists.

The distribution of anything deemed obscene is banned in Cuba, and there are no sex shops or licenses available to sell sex toys, leaving Cubans with no other choice than to import toys in their suitcases and sell them in secret. For the pop-up, the artists created translucent “phallic sculptures” in an array of colors from pink to green, some containing wordplay on official Cuban slogans like “Until Victory, Always.” Scarce and expensive resources in Cuba meant they had to use entwined fish line for whips and resin for dildos. “We want to break the taboos,” said the artists. “In the rest of the world, this is normal now.”

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Check out more about Cuba’s first sex store pop-up: https://nypost.com/2019/06/25/cubas-first-sex-shop-tackles-taboos-fuels-legalization-calls/

7 Non-Phallic Sex Toys

imageWith these unique sex toys, you’ll find lots of alternative routes to the ultimate big O. They prove you don’t need the D to get off. Here are 7 non-phallic sex toys to fulfill all your hottest needs.

  1. A 10-speed waterproof vibe with super-smooth silicone proves that powerful orgasms cum in small packages!
  2. Lelo Sona vibrator stimulates the entire clit (instead of just the tip) without even touching it, so you can get that mind-blowing, full-body big O every time!
  3. An oral sex toy with ten speeds can take you from “mild” to “intense orgasmic” with its velvety, silicone tongue.
  4. A clit-sucking sex toy is just the thing to make your toes curl!
  5. A dual vibe set stimulates all your naughty spots at the same time, and is great to use with a partner — it’s as discreet as a bullet vibe but a little bit bigger, and softer!
  6. An osculating toothbrush vibrator is capable of moving side to side as opposed to up and down, promising just the right kind of friction for your sex life.
  7. A chicken emoji themed sex toy features eight vibration settings and eight suction settings to stimulate and pulsate your way to climax. This one proves you don’t need the cock for your doodle-doo!

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Check out more non-phallic sex toys: https://www.buzzfeed.com/harperhendrickson/non-phallic-sex-toys-anyone-thirst-after

6 of the Most Phallic Places in the World

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_eatingIn many places in the world, penis worship is a thing to be celebrated. From Indian temples honoring the Hindu goal of sexual desire to cheeky erotic-themed parks, cocks abound in all their glory. Here are 6 of the most phallic places in the world (check out the full list below).

  1. Kanamara Matsuri — Kawasaki, Japan
    On the first Sunday of every April, Kanamara Matsuri, or “Festival of the Steel Phallus,” is held as a phallic-oriented celebration to encourage fertility and marital bliss amongst couples. Sounds like a good time!
  2. Khajuraho Group of Monuments — Madhya Pradesh, India
    This mesmerizing collection of 20 surviving temples dedicated to Hinduism and Jainism depicts one of Hinduism’s four goals in life sculpted into the temple walls: Kāma, or sexual desire. We’ll just say the Kama Sutra gets all its hottest moves from this place!
  3. Chao Mae Tuptim Shrine — Bangkok, Thailand
    This shrine located in downtown Bangkok honors a female fertility spirit. Women who are trying to conceive often leave lotus and jasmine at the site and, if they are blessed, will return to add an additional wooden penis.
  4. Jeju Loveland — Jeju Island, South Korea
    Loveland is a sculpture park located on the South Korean island of Jeju. “With over 140 sculptures depicting crude sexual acts, Jeju Loveland has become a highly popular tourist destination for those looking for a more risqué museum experience,” explains Buzzfeed.
  5. The Cerne Abbas Giant — Dorset, England
    This 17th century, 180-foot-tall geoglyph depicts a fully erect pagan warrior, believed to be a symbol of fertility. According to local folklore, infertility can be cured by fucking on top of the giant’s massive erection!
  6. Bourani Festival — Tyrnavos, Greece
    In this family-friendly, pagan ritual dating back to ancient Dionysian rites, people celebrate the cock by drinking to excess, singing dirty songs, and chasing each other around with giant fake dicks. Man, the Greeks know how to party!

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Check out more of the most phallic places in the world here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gabrielsanchez/how-many-penises-do-you-spot?utm_term=.ajX4Y2orBA#.sqn0J84dmQ