Important: Women Don’t Notice the Details of Your Dick

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_eatingStudy after study has shown that men can seem self-conscious about how their dicks look to women. Is it too small, too thin, not shaped normally? Well, a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine proves that men can relax. As it turns out, women don’t really notice the details of your dick all that much. The study focused on men who had penile surgery due to a medical condition that misplaced their urethra on a different spot on the cock than the head. This small difference made many of these men feel embarrassed and unattractive.

But as the study showed, they didn’t need to worry. A group of heterosexual women were asked to rate a series of surgically repaired cocks as “normal or not normal.” They weren’t told that half the cocks were not surgically repaired cocks, but just regular, circumcised cocks. What the study found was that the women weren’t able to tell the difference between the surgically repaired dicks and the regular, circumcised dicks—both dicks looked normal to them. The main concern for the women was a neat looking cock, which thankfully the vast majority of men don’t need to worry about.

Feel like having some sexually validating experiences yourself? We love all shapes and sizes here!

You can learn more about the story from our friends at Gizmodo.

The Smallest Dick in Brooklyn Pageant Will Have You Rooting For the Underdick

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Melissa Bunni Elian/The Daily Beast

The Smallest Dick in Brooklyn Pageant is an event that proves bigger isn’t necessarily always better. In a society that celebrates huge dicks as a benchmark of masculinity, the pageant hopes to show that beauty can come in all shapes and sizes—even bite size! And to ensure that the little guys will not be outdone by Average Joe, all of the contestants’ cocks are measured before they are allowed to enter the competition.

The contestants compete in an evening wear segment, swimsuit competition (aka a wet t-shirt contest called “Cocksplash”), and a talent portion to show off their charm and (small) packages for a crowd of rowdy, non-judgmental folks. The point of the event is to create a safe space where “if guys have something that people might traditionally make fun of or see it as a disadvantage, we want to show that they’re proud…” says a sponsor of the event. The winner receives $500, a crown, sash, and the honorary title of the guy with smallest dick but the biggest balls in town!

Want to have some rowdy fun with us? We love celebrating all shapes and sizes here!

Check out more about The Smallest Dick in Brooklyn Pageant.

The New “Smart” Sex Toy That Will Transform Your Sex Life

Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 2.52.11 PMEverybody knows about amazing modern devices that allow us to enhance and improve our lives in exciting new ways. But what if we told you that a new “smart” sex toy is aiming to transform people’s sex lives in equally exciting ways? Introducing the Lovely, the wearable that is basically like a Fitbit for your cock. You wear it during sex, and not only does it act like a vibrating cock ring—great for stimulating the clit as well as enlarging the penis—but it also can track your sexual activity!

This means that it can track the number of thrusts or calories burned, to the intensity of the sex. And, according to the device’s designers, it can help you to “have even better sex next time” by recommending different sex positions and personalized advice depending on your tastes, kinks, and how you like to get it on. But best of all: the device isn’t just for straight couples. One rep of the Lovely says, “You can put this wearable on a dildo, you can put it on your fingers, you can use it on a toy on yourself.” Well, how lovely!

Want to have some “personalized” fun with us? We are all about stimulating and innovative experiences!

Check out more about the Lovely here.

This Man Has Two Penises and He Knows How to Use Them

Screen Shot 2015-06-03 at 2.45.56 PMRecently a man with two fully functioning cocks sat down to answer some curious peoples’ questions on Reddit’s “Ask Me Anything” Q&A page. The man went by “DoubleDickDude,” or DDD for short, and explained that he has a rare congenital condition that causes him to have two sex organs. But while his condition is rare and definitely freaky, he enjoys having two dicks, which he says are both 6 inches long, with one that gets as large as 7 inches when he’s really turned on!

He’s a bisexual, and though women have had mixed reactions to his two cocks, he says that men love it. He’s currently in a relationship with both a man and a woman, and he’s allegedly been able to fit both of his dicks inside a woman at the same time! “[It went] very nicely. She complained later though… [But] she kept coming back for more at least for three months,” he said. While having two cocks has had its frustrations, like when he goes commando (which is almost always) the seam of his pants can get in the way of his two cocks each taking its own side, he’s happy with his two gifts!

We guess you could say he’s doubly blessed! Come get wild and freaky with us!

Check out Huffington Post‘s article and photo of his cocks (Disclaimer: what’s seen cannot be unseen!).

Man Without a Dick Has Slept With Over 100 Women

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieDespite Andrew Wardle’s extremely rare defect of being born with no penis, he’s still managed to get over 100 women into the sack! His condition is called penile agenesis, and it only occurs once in about every 6 million births. The 40 year old lives in the UK and has finally decided to speak out about his unfortunate situation on an upcoming TLC documentary that follows him throughout a year of his life.

Even though he’s slept with a lot of women over the years, he’s only told about 20% of them that he has no cock. He says that while some women have been okay with it, one woman punched him right in the face when she found out the truth about his dick! The documentary will include an amazing four surgery procedure that will (hopefully) give him a fully functioning penis, and will also feature a confession to his family, friends, and longtime girlfriend who, somehow, has no idea that he has no cock. It’s not yet been revealed how he’s been able to keep his secret for so long, but if we had to guess it probably involves an amazingly realistic and sturdy strap-on!

Wow. This man makes us incredibly grateful for cocks. Well, I guess we sort of already were! Come celebrate the miracle of the dick with us!

Check out a trailer for the TLC documentary here!

Study Determines the Size of a “Normal” Dick

A urologist with 26 years of experience in the field just published the most comprehensive penis-size study that shows exactly what “normal” means when it comes to cock measurements. The doctor prefaced his findings with his observation that most men who he’s worked with tend to believe their cock is smaller than average. But with this study, he hopes to change men’s distorted perception of their perfectly fine dicks.

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He measured over 15,000 cocks and combined another 17 dick-size studies to find that the average soft cock was 3.6 inches, and the average rock-hard cock was—wait for it—around 5 inches. Surprised? Well, the actual kicker is this: according to this study, most dicks are fairly similar in size. This means that even though most men worry that their dicks aren’t measuring up, so to speak, in actuality only 2% of the population has a below average sized cock!

Want to know if yours measures up? Rest assured that we can make your, ahem, confidence grow to new heights!

 

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NEWS: The 50 Best Full-Frontal Cocks in Film, Ranked

To soften the crushing disappointment of learning that Christian Grey will not be taking his clothes off in the new Fifty Shades of Grey movie, Jezebel compiled a thorough list of the 50 best male crotch-shots in film. These hot dudes baring it all on camera will surely brighten your day, and as Jezebel promises, “make your mood rise.” Here are some highlights from the list (see the full list below):

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  1. Michael Pitt, The Dreamers (ranked #7)
    Here is an up close and personal shot of one very nice cock. In the still, a hot lady is admiring it on her knees (gee, wonder what’s gonna happen next?)
  2. Joe Mangienello, Magic Mike (ranked #8)
    Of course this list would not be complete (or credible) without some dick from the infamous male stripper film, Magic Mike. In this still, he is painted in golden, shimmery body paint, reminiscent of a greek god, with a fully hard cock poking out from his golden lycra thong.
  3. Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain (ranked #12)
    And again, if you’re going to have a list like this, you would need to include some sexy cowboy cock from this famous, formative gay film.
  4. Jake Gyllenhaal, Jarhead (ranked #14)
    Here, Gyllenhaal is dancing hard with just a Santa Claus hat covering his hard cock. Ho ho ho! Here’s one way to have a very merry holiday!
  5. Sacha Baron Cohen, Bruno (ranked #18)
    One of our personal favorites, in this epic scene from Bruno, Sacha Baron Cohen and friends sport full lycra body suits complete with giant dildos!
  6. Matthew McConaughey, Magic Mike (ranked #21)
    That’s right, this giant star went full frontal in a scene that has his chiseled body covered in bronzer with his massive, gorgeous cock standing out (and up!) in metallic paint.
  7. Kevin Bacon, Wild Things (ranked #26)
    In our humble opinion, this should be in the top 5.
  8. Mark Wahlberg’s Prosthesis, Boogie Nights (ranked #33)
    Who can forget the fake dick in Boogie Nights? You wait the whole movie for its unveiling, and when it happens, it does not disappoint (except for, you know, it’s not Mark Wahlberg’s).
  9. Stephen Dorff, Innocent Lies (ranked #38)
    In this scene, a hot naked sex pot is bent over a chair, looking very eager for Stephen Dorff to put his beautiful, big dick inside her from behind. Who could blame her?
  10. Jason Biggs, American Reunion (ranked #45)
    Here, Jason Biggs has his cock and balls pressed up against a glass pot lid in which he is trying to fuck.

Those were epic! All that hot cock on film really put us in the mood for some action—lights, camera, we’re ready when you are!

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NEWS: The man with the largest penis is a lyrical genius!

The famous Jonah Falcon has a lot going for him these days, for one he has a 13.5-inch schlong, as well as a newly released song about his one eyed monster.  The track titled “It’s Too Big” had its debut on itunes and cdbaby.com April 16th.  Falcon and co- singer Adam Barta are spitting lyrics about Falcon’s record setting hog:

“I heard it from all the guys and every single freakin’ girl/They wanna try and take a ride on the biggest in the world/But in order to ride the beast it must be unfurled,” Falcon sings before the chorus, “Too damn big/It’s just too damn big/Your penis too damn big yeah/It’s too damn big.”

Those lyrics are deep, Falcon is a total songbird!

Unfortunately Falcon hasn’t commented on his new track, his publicist Gina Rodriquez (a former porn star) even stated, “There will be no interview.” I agree, let the giant cock speak for itself, I mean the SONG!

NEWS: 3 Generations of Sex, Intimacy, & Relationships (Part III)

Our Dirty Thirty Lady Brings Up The Caboose.

Today we reveal what our 30-year-old women had to say when it comes to sex, relationships, and intimacy. After reading all 3 surveys, it’s obvious to see that as women age things become less complicated, in modern terms, we acquire a YOLO attitude. Whether it’s about what we expect from men (in and out the bedroom), how we feel about ourselves, or what we’re open to, we let go a bit. All ladies answered honestly, and the common denominator is that at the end of the day all of these women want a committed partner, and it doesn’t have to be in the traditional fairytale fashion.

Age:
31.

 

Current level of sexual libido: 1-5, 5 being can’t live without sex:
3.

Astrological Sign:
VIRGO.

Does astrology play any effect on who you date, or have sex with?
I think its always fun to know your partners sign and read their horoscopes, compatibility but it doesn’t effect my final decision if it’s someone who I think I’m compatible with.

Have you ever been in love, if so how old were you when you were first in love?
Hmm, I thought I was in love at 17 yrs old.

What was the astrological sign of the man you were in love with?
Aquarius.

What did/do love about sex with him?
His large penis, LOL!

What characteristics of a man are you looking for, be detailed and be honest.  Also, what characteristics are you looking for in the sheets, and how has that changed since your first sexual experiences if at all?
A man who is motivated and loyal. I think it’s important to have the same values and motivations in life. I feel that your significant other’s relationship with their family is important and what they have to say about their ex says a lot about them. I’m looking for someone who is striving to better himself on a personal and professional level – not becoming stagnant. I’m looking for someone that can hang with my friends and feel comfortable around my family.  I’m looking for a guy who is physically fit and who enjoys sports. A man’s man!

What is the biggest turn off in bed?
When guys make noises – grunting, etc. When a guy is shy.

Do you enjoy dirty talk, do you contribute to the dirty talk?
It depends on how many drinks I’ve had.

Is there a position that you just dread? Is there a position that you love but are too bashful to ask for?
I feel like I’m fairly open.

Would you change anything about yourself in the bedroom?
Feeling more comfortable with my body.

Are you open to sex with no attachments, have you ever had that type of relationship and was it a harmonious? (Be honest ladies)
Sometimes this type of sex is the best kind (I think this depends on where you are in your life and what you are looking for and what you have time for) and yes, I have had this type of relationship, and it worked.

Have you ever been cheated on, and if so, what can your next partner do to ease your fears about cheating?
Almost every guy I have dated has cheated on me.   I would like to think that there are guys that can keep their dicks in their pants but sometimes I question if men aren’t meant to monogamous. I think to ease my fears they just need to prove through actions cheating is not on their agenda. Actions always speak louder than words.

Do you feel that men have changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
Yes. I feel like my first sexual experiences and relationships were elementary and immature.

Do you feel that you’ve changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
You have to be cautious and keep your guard up until you feel you can really trust someone. When you really trust someone and the loyalty is there, the sex has more meaning and can be better than a “one night stand.”

When you’ve been in a relationship what have you done to revive the sex life when you’ve hit a rut?
Spontaneous blow jobs, guys love blow jobs!

Have you ever tried dating sites, if not are you open to it?
I have and I wasn’t a big fan. I feel like you never know who the real person is on the other end, and that people can make themselves be whatever they want.

In a perfect world what is your fairytale ending, marriage? marriage with kids, unmarried with no kids, unmarried with kids, open relationships, a few more long- term relationships with different men with or without kids?
Ideally, I would like to be married someday, maybe with a baby running around. Realistically, I don’t know that will happen. I don’t feel the value of marriage is the same as it used to be. There is too much out there to cause chaos in relationships. The Internet, social medial, even TV. Back in the day a couple actually worked at dating!

NEWS: Votes were casted, BIGGER IS BETTER

This is legit, science has proved that women do not care about the motion in the ocean; it’s the size that matters! These findings come from the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. This isn’t just water cooler chat, fellas!

The Australian National University ran an experiment with 105 Australian women, with the average age of 26. These women were asked to rate computer-generated pictures of men on a scale from 1-7 to determine who made them hot and bothered. The results are in and women were more attracted to tall men, with broad shoulders, and narrow hips and a big HELLOOOOO!

The study did show that women were more attracted to the tall men with the giant dongs, but women were almost equally attracted to shorter men with smaller penises, as long as it was proportioned to their bodies. Whatever… big whoop, 105 women in Oz prefer a huge cock rather than another “Shrimp on the barbie”, maybe the consensus is different in other parts of the world. HAHAHAHA, PSSSSSYYYYCH probably not!

 

Link for Article: https://perezhilton.com/fitperez/2013-04-09-proceedings-of-the-national-academy-of-sciences-prove-that-women-like-big-penises#.UWWBwxxZcrh