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Anthony Weiner Can’t Stop Sending Pics Of His Dick 

Why is that Anthony Weiner just can’t seem to keep his weiner out of headlines? The former Congressman—who resigned from office after news broke that he was sending women dick pics on Twitter—is in hot water again after getting caught in another sexting scandal. The New York Post reported that Weiner has been sexting another woman—and at one point posted a new raunchy selfie.

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The Post published the selfie, which shows Weiner wearing only white boxer briefs, and visibly aroused by the 40-something divorcee. “You do realize you can see you[r] Weiner in that pic??” the woman wrote. The Post reported, “Moments after forwarding the photo, Weiner freaked out over the possibility he had accidentally posted it publicly—just as he did during the infamous episode that forced him to resign from Congress in 2011.” Weiner, who reluctantly admitted to texting naughty pictures of himself to multiple women during the first scandal, knew to fess up to his literal boner this time.

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Check out more about Anthony Weiner’s newest sexting scandal here: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/08/29/anthony-weiner-caught-another-sext-scandal/89526640/

200 Guys Posted Their Dick Pics To Protest NSA Spying

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xA thread on Reddit called “DickPics4Freedom” set off a storm of dudes posting their sexiest sexts. The thread was started as a way to protest NSA spying, inspired by Edward Snowden. And now, there’s over 200 hot, x-rated dick pics of protest for your viewing pleasure (check them out below)!

“The ‘penis pic’ protest was inspired by John Oliver’s sit-down interview with Edward Snowden, who shed light on the U.S. government’s secret surveillance program which is definitely spying on your private pictures, including all the dick pics you’ve been sending to people,” reports the Gaily Grind. Snowden said, “You shouldn’t change your behavior because of a government agency somewhere that’s doing the wrong thing. If you sacrifice your values because you’re afraid, you don’t care about those values very much.” Snowden urging people not to refrain from sexting is what gave “DickPics4Freedom” the, er, balls to Free the Cock on the internet. Snowden’s whistle-blowing sure let the (cock) out of the bag!

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Check out DickPics4Freedom here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/04/11/update-200-guys-have-now-posted-their-erect-penis-pics-online-to-protest-nsa-spying-nsfw/

This Guy Makes Famous Monuments From Around the World His Dick in Pictures

One bold man (genius?) is on a quest to fulfill his dickstiny, one famous monument at at time. Nic’s what one might call “an auteur of architectural dick pics.” And now he’s sharing his works of art with the wonderful world of Instagram where you can see him posing with various erect structures of cultural importance as if they were his penis!

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Although the gag seems like it’s probably/definitely already been done before, it turns out only one other user on Instagram has attempted it with “Looks Like a Dick.” And Nic’s come a long way from his early days of expected dick pics (things like the Washington Monument); he’s now including not only famous monuments like the Statue of Liberty but an array of erect sculptures that, er, strike his fancy (windmills in South Africa; giant balls in Texas). He told the Daily Dot that he takes the “cultural significance” of his work extremely seriously: “Look, I’m an artist, OK. People keep wanting me to take pictures with like a stupid lamppost or something and I’m like no man, I’m not gonna dilute my art form for your amusement.” God bless you, sir!

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Check out the guy who makes famous monuments into dick pics here: https://www.dailydot.com/lol/dick-pic-buildings-instagram

‘Pokémon Go’ Nudes are the Newest (Adorable) Dick Pics

PikachuSexPokémon Go had to see this coming, right? Since it makes use of your camera, and you can take a picture of whatever you’d like while playing, it was only a matter of time before users got, um, creative with their pics. And now, the hottest, raciest, and also cutest pics floating around the internet are indeed Pokémon Go nudes, with at least a couple of people taking pictures of themselves using Pokémon Go during or right before sex!

There are lots of hot nudes being shared on social media, including one very popular one you may have seen by now titled “WHEN YOU ABOUT TO SMASH BUT POKEMONGO IS LIFE,” which shows a woman bent over on a bed with Pokémonstrategically placed over her naked ass. There’s even an entire sub-Reddit dedicated to NSFW Pokémon Go pictures. But, of course, the most popular type of Pokémon Go nude is inevitably the dick pic. A quick search on Tumblr will bring up a massive amount of adorable, animated dicks! It seems innocent little Diglett has become the face of Pokémon dick pics (see images below). Oh, the internet—ruining everyone’s childhood with all these sexual Pokémon images!

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Check out more about the Pokémon Go nudes taking over the internet here: https://kotaku.com/pokemon-go-nudes-are-a-thing-now-1783460692

‘Gigolos’ TV Star Insures His Cock For $1 Million

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dollarsignsWhy would someone insure their cock? Well, if their cock is their livelihood, like one of the stars of Showtime’s reality series Gigolos, it might be worth over a million dollars! Nick Hawk, sex symbol with his own sex toy line and TV show, recently talked to Cosmopolitan about his decision to take out insurance on his “money-maker” for a million bucks, explaining he needed the extra protection because his clients have become too rough with him, perhaps inspired by the film Fifty Shades of Grey.

“Fifty Shades screwed me,” he said. “Most people are inexperienced [in bondage] and just getting into it, so they’re a little too rough. Everybody wants to beat each other up now, and not everybody knows how to do it effectively. It also doesn’t help that I took on this ‘bad boy’ image, so I decided to get the insurance.” He said that since sex is so rough these days “with hair-pulling and scratching and all that,” it made sense for him to “cover his assets,” so to speak. His cock is now fully insured—including theft!—so he can relax when things get really wild.

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Check out more about the Gigolos star insuring his cock for $1 million: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/02/gigolos-tv-star-explains-why-he-insured-his-penis-for-1-million/

Worldwide Ideal Penis Size Survey Reveals Whether Bigger Is Better

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenisA recent survey that asked participants around the world what their ideal penis size is attempts to answer the age-old question, “Is bigger really better?” The survey, conducted by the British online medical website Dr. Ed, asked men and women from Europe and North America to guess the length of the average erect penis and also to answer what their ideal penis length is. And not surprisingly, regardless of what respondents thought the average penis length was, most everyone thought bigger was better.

According to the Gaily Grind, “On average, women perceived the average male penis length to be 5.5 inches and the ideal penis size to be 6.3 inches. Men perceived the average penis length on average is 5.5 inches and the ideal length is 6.6 inches.” It seems Poland likes their cocks especially huge, with an assumed average penis size of 6.3 inches and an ideal penis size of 6.9 inches. The US, however, was more realistic about the perceived average penis size as 5.7 inches—the average man’s penis is actually 5.6 inches—although the reported ideal length was a whopping 6.8 inches! It seems bigger is better—in our imaginations!

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Check out more about the worldwide ideal penis size survey here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/05/worldwide-ideal-penis-size-survey-finds-bigger-really-is-better/

6 of the Most Phallic Places in the World

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_eatingIn many places in the world, penis worship is a thing to be celebrated. From Indian temples honoring the Hindu goal of sexual desire to cheeky erotic-themed parks, cocks abound in all their glory. Here are 6 of the most phallic places in the world (check out the full list below).

  1. Kanamara Matsuri — Kawasaki, Japan
    On the first Sunday of every April, Kanamara Matsuri, or “Festival of the Steel Phallus,” is held as a phallic-oriented celebration to encourage fertility and marital bliss amongst couples. Sounds like a good time!
  2. Khajuraho Group of Monuments — Madhya Pradesh, India
    This mesmerizing collection of 20 surviving temples dedicated to Hinduism and Jainism depicts one of Hinduism’s four goals in life sculpted into the temple walls: Kāma, or sexual desire. We’ll just say the Kama Sutra gets all its hottest moves from this place!
  3. Chao Mae Tuptim Shrine — Bangkok, Thailand
    This shrine located in downtown Bangkok honors a female fertility spirit. Women who are trying to conceive often leave lotus and jasmine at the site and, if they are blessed, will return to add an additional wooden penis.
  4. Jeju Loveland — Jeju Island, South Korea
    Loveland is a sculpture park located on the South Korean island of Jeju. “With over 140 sculptures depicting crude sexual acts, Jeju Loveland has become a highly popular tourist destination for those looking for a more risqué museum experience,” explains Buzzfeed.
  5. The Cerne Abbas Giant — Dorset, England
    This 17th century, 180-foot-tall geoglyph depicts a fully erect pagan warrior, believed to be a symbol of fertility. According to local folklore, infertility can be cured by fucking on top of the giant’s massive erection!
  6. Bourani Festival — Tyrnavos, Greece
    In this family-friendly, pagan ritual dating back to ancient Dionysian rites, people celebrate the cock by drinking to excess, singing dirty songs, and chasing each other around with giant fake dicks. Man, the Greeks know how to party!

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Check out more of the most phallic places in the world here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gabrielsanchez/how-many-penises-do-you-spot?utm_term=.ajX4Y2orBA#.sqn0J84dmQ

Playgirl Wants Football Player Who Exposed Himself in Yearbook Prank to Pose Nude

A high school football player thought it would be hilarious to stage a very NSFW yearbook prank. Imagine everyone’s surprise when they got the dirty joke—his exposed cock in the team photo! Only the school didn’t find the prank very funny, and now the former high school senior is facing 69 counts (nothing ironic there!) of indecent exposure.

Luckily, Playgirl wants to help this poor jock out by offering him a feature in their next issue. “We’re trying to reach this kid to get him in Playgirl. We want to support him as this was a hilarious prank, and people are too tightly wound. Playgirl.com would like to have him pose naked and pay his legal bills,” a spokesperson said. The 19 year old is currently at home wearing an electronic monitoring device awaiting his court date. He says he regrets what he’s done. Hopefully, he’ll atone for the unfortunate-gag-gone-awry by showing his hot football bod in Playgirl magazine!

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Check out more about the football player’s crude joke here.

Update: All 70 charges against the football player were dropped on May 3rd.

This Woman Turned Her Collection of Dick Pics Into an Art Show

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_twodicksWhitney Bell has received a lot of unsolicited dick pics in her day. Around 200, to be exact. And like many women, she finds the phenomenon of a random dick popping up on her phone a bit jarring. So she decided to turn her collection of them into an art show! Her Los Angeles premier of “I Didn’t Ask For This: A Lifetime of Dick Pics” showcases the sheer magnitude—and bizarreness—of all the dick pics she’s gotten over the years. And as you can imagine, she’s gotten the good, the bad, and the ugly.

She told Vice in an interview that she was first inspired by a truly “beautiful dick shadow picture” that a former boyfriend sent and that she thought could be in a museum. But her recent gallery show grew out of a frustration with the numerous unsolicited dick pics she would get. She explained, “I love a good dick. I just don’t love harassment.” The dick pics for her do not represent sex; they represent power: “It’s not a pick up. It’s like screaming at a woman from a car.” She encourages women who get unwanted dick pics to just “Send back a picture of a better looking dick.” Touché!

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Check out more about the woman who turned her collection of dick pics into an art show here:https://www.vice.com/read/this-woman-turned-her-collection-of-unsolicited-dick-pics-into-an-art-show

Porn Stars Reveal What the Ideal Dick Size Is

Screenshot via YouTube.com | Wood RocketWoodRocket.com recently made a video asking adult film actresses what they look for in a dick. And even though these ladies are dick-experts, their answers range as much as the porn stars themselves. Here’s what they said (check out the video below).

To answer the question “what’s your ideal penis,” porn star Kayla-Jane Danger said, “I have one. At home.” Arabelle Raphael said, “I’ve met wonderful cocks in all different varieties.” Some ladies liked them “large and in charge,” anywhere from 7 to 10 inches. But Shyla Jennings doesn’t need a giant schlong: “They don’t have to be super big, if a man knows how to use his junk.” Sheridian Love just needs a dick “big enough to fit between my tits but still pop out over the top.” Most of the ladies liked an average-sized dick (5.16 inches, according to a study last year), and didn’t love “porn dick,” which can leave them walking funny for a few days. Some porn stars cared more about girth than length—as Jeze Belle put it, “Chode. Like a soup can.” But really it all comes down to what the dick is being used for: “My butt’s gonna like something different than my pussy that’s gonna like something different than my mouth.” Well put!

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Check out WoodRocket’s video about the ideal dick on Huffington Post and watch the video below: