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Biohacker Injects Himself With Stem Cells To Get A Bigger Dick

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenisIt seems some men will do anything to improve their manhood. This includes biohackers, or people who are not content to wait for medical procedures to be approved for safety and made available to the public. Biohacker Ben Greenfield wanted a bigger dick, so he was willing to test out an experimental medical treatment to achieve his goal.

He told Gizmodo: “I wanted to go from good to great, and to get a bigger dick.” In a dangerous effort to enhance his cock, he had his own stem cells injected into his penis, despite the FDA’s concerns and warnings. Luckily for Greenfield, the experiment worked: “With penis injection … it took about 3 to 4 days to kick in and the main things I noticed were significant increase in erectile function, a significant increase in size in what we call ‘at rest,’ better orgasms, better blood flow—the anatomical manifestations cannot be denied,” he revealed in a statement. Honestly, we’re not sure of the “scientific validity”: when asked if he measured his dick, he admitted he has not “taken out a ruler.”

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Check out more about the biohacker who injected himself with stem cells to get a bigger cock: https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/biohacker-injects-himself-with-stem-cells-to-get-a-bigger-dick/

The Top Nicknames Men Call Their Cocks

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisWhile Mini Me might bring to mind the lovable character from Austin Powers, the name has more recently been used by men as a popular nickname—for their dick. A survey conducted by Lovehoney polled 660 men to find out their favorite pet names for their cocks. It seems while some men like to get creative when naming their “one-eyed monster,” real names like Peter, Jim, and Richard (Dick for short!) are the most popular.

Obviously, men who give their dick a nickname don’t take themselves too seriously: names like Billy the Willy or Guacamole, for example. 3% of men use “Little Man,” “Little Mister,” “Wee Man,” “Mini Me,” or “Tiny,” while only 1% had the balls to use “Big Boy,” “Big Man,” or “Mister Big.” Serpents were also a common theme (one-eyed snake; Spitting Cobra). And not surprisingly, most guys treat their dick with the utmost respect, with 5% of those surveyed addressing their schlong with a “mister.”

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Check out more popular penis nicknames: https://nypost.com/video/men-loving-calling-their-penis-mister/

Penis Whitening Is Gaining Popularity In Asia

doctor-1297054_640It seems men in Southeast Asia are interested in whitening more than just their teeth. A hospital in Thailand is currently offering penis whitening, a dangerous and shockingly popular treatment. As many as 100 men per month are willing to travel from countries all around Southeast Asia, including Mynamar, Cambodia, and Hong Kong to get their cocks bleached.

Penis whitening recently reached viral status on Thai TV and social media when the clinic posted a picture of a man undergoing the laser procedure. The Thai health ministry responded by cautioning people against the surgery, which is temporary at best and can cause harm to men’s reproductive system and to their sex life, among other scary side effects. The procedure has attracted men aged 22 to 55 years old and members of the LGBT community, who can get five sessions for $650. Come on, guys— there’s better ways you can spend money on your dick…

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Check out more about penis whitening in Asia: https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/apparently-penis-whitening-is-now-a-thing-in-thailand/

New Erectile Dysfunction Gel is Literally Dynamite

Image Source: Blewit.comThere’s a dynamite new product out there for tackling impotence: a gel containing explosive nitroglycerin! In trials, rubbing a pea-size amount of the gel gave 7 in 10 men who suffer from erectile dysfunction boners within 10 minutes. According to researchers, it works up to 12 times faster than Viagra.

“The rub-on gel works by releasing a nitric oxide gas that widens tiny blood vessels, increasing blood flow to the penis,” reports NY Post. In trials involving more than 220 men, 44 percent achieved hard-ons within 5 minutes, and for 70 percent, it took less than 10 minutes. Viagra and other impotence pills take between 30 minutes to an hour to kick in, and many sufferers don’t respond to these drugs. Researchers plan to continue trials and say the gel may be available by next year.

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Check out more about a new erectile dysfunction drug that works better than Viagra: https://nypost.com/2018/01/08/new-erectile-dysfunction-gel-is-literally-dynamite/

Man With 1.5-Foot-Long Dick Claims Work Is Hard To Come By

inflatable-tubeA man with a 1.5-foot-long cock has registered for disabilities because his member is preventing him from penetrating the job market. He says it’s impossible to keep a job since he can’t kneel, or even wear a uniform. The man considers his giant dick his pride and joy, despite the difficulties with work and with finding romantic partners who would be game.

“I’m happy with my penis,” he said. “I know nobody has the size I have.” There’s one job the man thinks he can do, though—porn. He wants to get into the porn industry where he’d make “a lot of money.” He also thinks he’d be able to meet a girlfriend—you know, the right woman for the job.

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Check out more about the man with the 1.5-foot-long cock: https://nypost.com/2017/12/21/man-with-1-5-foot-long-member-claims-work-is-hard-to-come-by/

Enormous Penis Pops Up In NYC

inflatable-tubeThere’s a new member of the New York City street-art scene: a gigantic life-like dick! The painting went up on the side of a Lower East Side building, four-stories erect. Swedish street artist Carolina Falkholt took credit on Instagram for the colorful and veiny behemoth, which obviously took major cajones.

“NO TIME 4 BALL$$ . . . I have never heard so much laughter and seen so many happy faces behind my back when painting as for today doing this wall on Broome Street,” the cocky artist wrote alongside a photo of the giant dick. Some people in the neighborhood really love the x-rated artwork, especially a fitness trainer who used it to pump up his business: “If you work out hard, your dick stays hard like that every day,” he said. The artist is no stranger to controversial, adult street-art—she was the talk of the town when she painted a towering pussy onto a Swedish building in 2015.

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Check out more about the enormous penis on the side of a NYC building: https://nypost.com/2017/12/27/enormous-penis-pops-up-in-nyc/

Viagra Factory In Ireland Turns Men Into Walking Stiffs

viagraAn Irish Viagra factory is making it hard for residents to ever leave. Townspeople claim the fumes from the factory which manufactures the erectile dysfunction drug are arousing the local men. “One whiff and you’re stiff,” local bartender Debbie O’Grady said.

Village dwellers have long enjoyed free access to the drug, never having to pay a cent for its “love fumes.” “It’s amazing the number of people who come to this village, perhaps out of curiosity, and then never leave. There’s something in the air,” a townsperson says. Some residents claim there was baby boom after the Viagra factory opened around 1998. Though no one knows for sure whether there is actually “love in the air,” residents have this to say for sure: “We’re just happy.”

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Check out more about the Irish Viagra factory that gives men boners: https://nypost.com/2017/12/04/viagra-factory-is-turning-men-in-this-town-into-walking-stiffs/

Navy Pilots Draw a Giant Penis In The Sky

inflatable-tubeLook up in the sky—it’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…giant cock?! Some naval pilots recently took to the skies above Washington state’s Okanogan County to practice sky writing…a giant aerial dick! The people below immediately took to Twitter to express their delight at the celestial cock, while the U.S. Navy didn’t find the stunt quite as entertaining.

In a statement to KREM 2, officials said that: “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.” Professional standards aside, we’ve got to give props to those naughty pilots for their impressively well-formed dick! It’s clear the pilots are going to get a strong finger-wag from the Navy, but as one excited Twitter user said, “The most monumental thing to happen in Omak. A penis in the sky.”

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Check out more about navy pilots drawing a giant dick in the sky: https://jezebel.com/the-navy-is-aware-of-the-sky-penis-and-they-are-handli-1820551151

These Cream-Filled Penis Waffles Are Arousing Lots Of Attention

A restaurant in Bangkok has tapped into a tasty treat that seems to be whetting everyone’s appetites: a penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English. The waffle comes cream-filled or stuffed with sausage and cheese with a mayonnaise dipping sauce (which obviously makes for great food porn).

The dick-shaped snack aroused lots of attention when a video went viral on Facebook, garnering more than 19 million views. “Since then, it seems the world has beaten a path―or something else―to the eatery,” says HuffPo. While the Thai food stall didn’t invent the penis waffle—it’s actually a style of snack that’s popular in Taiwan—it’s definitely emphasized the “cock” in Bangkok.

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Check out more about the cream-filled dick waffles in Thailand: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-shaped-waffles_us_59ce6ba5e4b05f005d340385?section=us_weird-news

Norwegians Collect Money To Fix Penis-Shaped Rock Formation

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xIt seems Norwegians really value rocks and cocks (rock-hard cocks?). They’re raising money to restore a penis-shaped rock formation in Southern Norway that was recently vandalized. The popular tourist attraction, Trollpikken rock formation, was found castrated, which experts say was done deliberately.

So far, people have donated $10,600 to restore the cock-rock to its former virile splendor. Police are looking for the boner-killer culprits—who face a one-year prison sentence for this serious environmental crime. Norwegians sure take their natural phalli seriously! Norway, like your beloved boner-rock, we salute you!

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Check out more about the penis-shaped rock formation: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/norwegians-collect-money-to-fix-penis-shaped-rock-formation/2017/06/25/2fb09ef2-599c-11e7-aa69-3964a7d55207_story.html