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There’s Now a Justice League Porn Parody

While the newly-released Justice League movie has been disappointing audiences, its porn parody has been getting rave reviews, with many saying it’s actually better than the original. Justice League: A Gay XXX Parody is the new adult film on men.com, a four-part series that picks up where its predecessor, Batman V Superman: A Gay XXX Parody, left off. The x-rated film features all your favorite superheroes, including the Green Lantern, who comes out as the “the first gay superhero” in the XXX version.

Fans of the adult film are especially happy about Manila Luzon, a RuPaul’s Drag Race alum, playing the part of Wonder Woman. They’re also happy not only with its casting but also its writing. As Refinery29 says, “XXX isn’t your typical low-budget porn ripoff. It’s still got some of the expected cheesiness, but also some decent CGI and action.” If there was a Rotten Tomatoes for porn, this parody would get 100%.

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Check out more about Justice League: A Gay XXX Parody: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/11/182831/justice-league-porn-xxx-video

There’s Now a ‘Rick and Morty’ Porno

Is it any surprise the hugely popular sci-fi comedy Rick and Morty got a porn parody? The show just wrapped up its third season on Adult Swim and is now getting the XXX treatment, thanks to porn parody site Wood Rocket. Yes, the site which brought you such classics as SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Strokémon, has now decided to make Dick and Morty.

The studio announced the project with an exciting new trailer and a pretty NSFW description: “When Morty Blows it again, Dick recruits ex-girlfriend Untitty to help him with his pickle,” the press release reads. “In the meantime, Beth eases the pain of her divorce with a little help from the genitals of Mr. Meesex and Birdperson.” As you’d expect, the trailer includes loads of sex puns and X-rated Rick and Morty cathphrases, such as such as “Pickle Dick,” “shlom-shlom,” “testicle-made Szechuan Sauce.” Out of this X-rated world!

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Check out more about Dick and Morty: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a3kbn4/of-course-theres-a-rick-and-morty-porn-now-vgtrn

‘Pokemon Go’ Gets a Gay Porn Parody

“Pokemon Go” has already inspired Pokemon nudes, Pokemon sex meet-ups, and now, a Pokemon Go gay porn parody! Considering how randy the world’s most popular gaming app seems to have made everyone, a gay XXX parody shouldn’t come as any big surprise. Men.com is producing the x-rated gay porn parody of Pokemon Go, “Fuckemon Go,” starring Johnny Rapid.

In the recently released trailer, Ash (Johnny Rapid) and Brock (Will Braun) go out on a naughty adventure looking for Pokemon. First, they have to fight off a “Buttplugosaur” in the Gay Forest. Then they find Peek-a-choo (Adam Bryant)—wearing a skimpy yellow thong! It’s then that they realize the true purpose of their mission: “I think we need to fuck Pokemon!” Well, you know what they say—“Gotta fuck’em all!” Seems like everyone’s a winner in this game!

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Check out more about the Pokemon Go porn parody here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/09/01/pokemon-go-gets-a-gay-porn-parody-and-well-never-look-at-pikachu-the-same-way-again/

George From ‘Seinfeld’ Porn Parody Is an Internet Hero

Is there any beloved ’90s sitcom that doesn’t have a porn parody by now? Well, here’s another to forever taint your TV nostalgia: Seinfeld XXX Parody. It was produced by New Sensations in 2009, starring James Deen as Jerry Seinfeld, and earning 10 nominations at the AVN Awards. But the guy who plays George is currently still enjoying his success from the porno—because he’s worshipped by Seinfeld fanboys!

It seems the Facebook group “Seinfeld Shitposting” (basically a Facebook group for image macros from Seinfeld) can’t get enough “Porn Gorg” jokes. While they like “Porn Jery” and “Porn Elane” okay, it’s Porn Gorg, or Steve Pomerantz as he’s known in real life, who they’re fascinated with. George is the perfect candidate for internet jokes, but as Daily Dot speculates, “maybe it’s just funny to imagine a super-virile George Costanza.” And Steve Pomerantz takes pictures of hot models for a living, so really, he’s like a real life Bizarro George alter ego! So, there you go, George—you can now be king of your own small internet universe!

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Check our more about George from ‘Seinfeld’ porn parody becoming an internet sensation: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/actor-seinfeld-porn-gorg/

There’s a R&B Song About When Sex Goes Horribly Wrong

R&B songs always make sex sound, well, so sexy (not to mention also make you want to have sex immediately!). But let’s face it, sometimes sex doesn’t go the way it does in a R&B song. Comedian Nikki Glaser understands this, and so she teamed up with Omarion to write a song about sex that “Usher makes look so easy” but how, somehow, “something always goes wrong.”

A lot of these scenarios (which Nikki got from real dudes sharing their worst sex stories) might seem familiar: “Nuts on your chin, when my mom walks in.” Or what about when you “can’t find no lube in this hotel room” so you have to use shampoo: ”Got Johnson & Johnson all over my Johnson.” And the situations definitely aren’t pretty, like when your girl’s on her period—so you fuck her in the ass! We all know how it goes when you try to “make that pussy dry,” but just can’t “fuck like they do in a R&B song.”

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Check out the R&B song about when sex goes wrong here: https://jezebel.com/omarion-and-nikki-glaser-sing-about-what-happens-when-s-1782417942

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Porn Parody—Cowabunga!

It was only a matter of time before the good folks at Woodrocket.com realized that there is a sizable demographic who would love to see some hot Ninja Turtle XXX action! You can now watch all your favorite characters from the beloved ’90s comic get down and dirty in the sewers in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles XXX parody, “Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.” That’s right, these guys are really “cumming out of [their] shells” in this hilarious and hot porn parody.

“You know what porn is the best porn? Pizza guy porn!” April O’Neil and Spreader (the hot female version of Shredder) are going to get a serious taste of Michelangeblow’s, Dongatello’s, and Raphallus’ “turtle wax.” There’s even Master Sphincter (“I am a furry”)! Get ready for these horny Ninja Turtles to “show you the secret of the ooze, the secret of the splooge!” Cowabunga, dudes!

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Check out more about the “Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-porn-parody_us_5730a165e4b096e9f091eb59

‘The Golden Girls’ Like You’ve Never Seen Them Before in XXX Parody

To celebrate The Golden Girls 30th anniversary, Hustler decided to give the feisty ladies the ultimate tribute with its porn parody, This Ain’t The Golden Girls XXX. The Golden Girls was a cutting edge show in the way that it showed that age doesn’t necessarily mean death of the libido. And for a show that pushed back against sexist double-standards by its sassy ladies never shying away from sex, the porn parody truly celebrates their lust for life.

The porn parody stays true to the show’s message that older women can still be sexy and sexual. Its cast is made up of older, seasoned adult film actresses, including Karen Summer who made a comeback with her portrayal of Sophia after a 20-year hiatus. “It was like the old days of porn. We had scripts, and wardrobe, a full crew and a couple of days shooting,” says Summer. The ladies in Golden Girls XXX definitely take the innuendos and saucy dialogue up a notch with the hardcore sex scenes—gray wigs and all! But most importantly, the parody proves that women can still love sex and getting frisky at age 60 and up.

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