Tag: Parents

Woman Leaves Kinky Item On Full Display When Boyfriend’s Mom Visits

A woman on Reddit shared an important lesson she learned recently when her partner’s mom came to visit: clean up the sex toys. The kinky saga has now gone viral. She explains that she and her boyfriend enjoy “certain things,” including some that involve attaching shackles to the coffee table.

Cut to her boyfriend’s mom paying the couple a last minute visit: “She sits down on the sofa and she says, ‘So I don’t want to ask what’s up with the handcuffs on the table but what’s up with the handcuffs on the table?’” The woman continues, “With a dead expression I just said ‘…don’t worry about it.’” An extremely awkward silence ensues, she writes, before she decides to clarify that “They aren’t handcuffs. They’re shackles.” She should probably try to iron out a few kinks before the next visit…

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Check out more about a woman accidentally leaving shackles out for her boyfriend’s mom to see: https://nypost.com/2021/03/01/woman-leaves-nsfw-item-on-display-when-boyfriends-mom-visits/

Man Wins Lawsuit Against Parents For Throwing Out His Porn Collection

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A man has won a lawsuit against his parents for getting rid of his pornography collection worth $25,000. The forty-something-year-old sued his parents after they threw out “a trove of pornography and an array of sex toys” from their home in Grand Haven, Michigan. The parents must now pay damages to their son for an amount which is yet to be determined.

The man kept a detailed record of how much money he spent on the porn, most of which was from the 80s and 90s. He listed more than 400 VHS tapes and 1,600 DVDs that he said they had thrown out. He is now demanding triple that amount as punishment for “wanton destruction of property,” which included over twelve moving boxes of vintage porn.

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Check out more about a man winning a lawsuit against his parents for throwing out his porn stash: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9067801/Parents-lose-lawsuit-destruction-sons-porn-stash.html

Matthew McConaughey Reveals Dad Died During Sex With Mom

Matthew McConaughey’s new memoir has plenty of juicy confessions—but no one could’ve guessed what he’d reveal about his family history. The Oscar-winner opened up that his beloved father, James Donald McConaughey, died just how he knew he always would: in bed with wife, Kay. “I got a call from my Mom. ‘Your dad died.’ My knees buckled. I couldn’t believe it. He was my dad. Nobody or nothing could kill him. Except mom,” the star said in an excerpt featured in his People cover story.

He added, “He’d always told me and my brothers, ‘Boys, when I go, I’m gonna be makin’ love to your mother.’ And that’s what happened. He had a heart attack when he climaxed.” He and Kay had an on-again, off-again relationship, marrying each other three separate times. Matthew was conceived shortly after their third wedding.

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Check out more about Matthew McConaughey revealing his dad died during sex with his mom: https://pagesix.com/2020/10/17/matthew-mcconaughey-reveals-his-dad-died-while-makin-love-to-his-mother/

Ordinary Moms Make Alternative Porn On British Docu-Series

img_5939There’s a new three-part British show, Mums Make Porn, that’s about, well, moms making porn. But these aren’t your run-of-the-mill MILFs—these are ordinary mothers making alternative porn for their kids to watch. The show seeks to answer the question, “If you can’t stop the next generation watching porn, what would their parents rather they watch?”

Throughout the docu-series, the mothers visit hardcore adult film sets and work with porn stars to learn about the mainstream pornography that their kids are inevitably watching. Some of the moms don’t even know what bukkake is: “Sounds like a nice cocktail,” says one. But ultimately, the aim of the show is to make a groundbreaking, pornographic masterpiece that will show what educational, teen-friendly porn might look like.

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Check out more about ‘Mums Make Porn’: https://jezebel.com/welcome-to-the-reality-tv-horror-show-of-ordinary-moms-1833382175

Comedian Nails Song About All the Horny Parents Who Just Want To Fuck 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlistAs so many parents will lament, kids can be a real downer when it comes to getting laid. So one comedian turned her sexual frustration into a hilarious song called “Parental Lovin‘” (watch below). Because sometimes, all parents want to do is “close the baby gate and have a date.”

She sings, “Let’s give the kids some goldfish and turn the TV on. They’ll never even know we’re gone.” When horny parents get “five minutes,” they know to just “go down south, no time for kissing on the mouth.” This is what some quick parental lovin’ looks like: “Scooby Dooby Do me. Pork my Peppa Pig. Yo Gabba Gabba grab my boobies. Pocoyo you poke-a-me. Stuff my Doc McStuffins. Paw Patrol my Jungle Junction.” Wow, those feisty parents—and the names of those children’s shows—are filthy!

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Check out the song “Parental Lovin’” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-song-goes-out-to-all-the-parents-who-just-want-to-have-sex_us_5800eef9e4b0e8c198a78b18