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Miss Bumbum 2022 Contestant Uses 5 Hours Of Sex A Day As Exercise

You’ve heard of burning it off, but have you heard of sexing it off? One woman is taking her Miss Bumbum 2022 pageant prep very seriously. The sexpot, who has graced the cover of Playboy Africa, has started a new health and fitness routine in preparation for the bootylicious contest: fucking.

She says she’s been amping up her sex drive to cut down on the scale. “To burn the calories, I started the sex diet. It’s five hours of sex a day, at least four days a week. I want to lose 13 pounds,” she said. “We lose a lot of calories having sex. Besides, it’s a normal thing, which is good for your health,” she continued. “So I combined the pleasure with the physical exercise to prepare myself even more for the grand finale.”

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Check out more about a Miss Bumbum 2022 contestant using sex as exercise: https://nypost.com/2022/07/26/im-a-miss-bumbum-2022-contestant-and-use-5-hours-of-sex-a-day-as-exercise/

Brazil’s Miss BumBum is Bigger and Better Than Ever

The extremely exciting Miss BumBum Pageant has crowned a new winner. The cheeky contest, which ain’t about personality and grace, has one singular aim: to find the absolute best bottom in Brazil. And now, a 26-year old fitness model, Suzy Cortez, beat out the curvaceous competition to take her place among Miss BumBum’s coveted victors.

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“To get to this exalted place in Brazilian culture, Cortez had to work her gluteus to the maximus,” reports the Huffington Post. Cortez, who said she was “training” for months, beat out 500 other girls, all with very impressive assets. Brazil certainly takes its backsides seriously: some women insure their butts in case of injury. And this year, the contest took measures to ensure none of the women had ass-implants (a runner-up in a previous year almost died because from an implant infection). Last year’s Miss BumBum Indianara Carvalho explains the honor is very important to Brazilian culture because the title “represents all Brazilian women.” Those Brazilian women “like big butts and [they] cannot lie!”

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Check out more about the new Miss BumBum here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/and-miss-bumbum-2015-is-suzi-cortez_us_564234c3e4b0411d3072b68d