George W. Bush Wants Everyone To Know That’s Not Him in Kayne West’s ‘Famous’ Orgy

kanyeIt seems not everyone is pleased about Kayne West’s new video “Famous,” which features several celebrities lying naked in bed together (and we’re not talking about Taylor Swift). The 43rd President of the United States immediately issued a statement following his “appearance” in the rapper’s orgy. Apparently, George “Dubya” feels West “misunderestimated” him.

“In case there was any doubt… that is not President Bush,” a POTUS rep told TMZ. “He is in much better shape.” The post-coital celebrities featured in the video—probably wax figures in the uncannily realistic style of Madame Tussaud’s—are from left to right: George W. Bush, Anna Wintour, Donald Trump, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Taylor Swift, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Amber Rose, Caitlyn Jenner, and Bill Cosby. Since the women are all topless or fully nude, and the men are covered in all the right places, perhaps Dubya needs to relax a bit. We heard painting is a very calming activity—or an orgy!

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Check out more about George W. Bush issuing a statement after being featured in Kayne West’s orgy: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/25/george-w-bush-on-kanye-west-s-nsfw-famous-orgy-that-s-not-me.html

Inside the All Women’s Sex Club

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_halloweenSkirt Club, the secret sex club strictly for ladies, got its start in the UK and quickly expanded to Sydney, Australia, Miami, Florida, and New York City in just two years. The club describes itself as “An underground community for girls who play with girls.” And because of the discreet nature of the woman-centered “play parties,” the club is proving to be the first of its kind for women who want a safe-haven to explore their sexual girl-on-girl fantasies.

Confidentiality is key for offering the women a place where they can experiment without any pressure to participate or perform for anyone but themselves. “After attending ‘play parties’ with a male ex, where the focus was more on his pleasure than hers, Genevieve LeJeune, 34, dreamed up Skirt Club to satisfy female desires,” reports the Daily Beast. LeJeune wanted to create an environment that’s as much about the mental stimulation and seductiveness than about the actual sex. But, of course, the sex is hot, too: the parties can literally go all night, and a member dished that at one party “a woman was a dominatrix and she fucked all the girls there.” Sounds like a good time to us!

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Check out more about the women-only sex club here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/30/inside-skirt-club-the-all-women-sex-haven-taking-over-the-world.html

Inside Los Angeles’ Exclusive Gay Sex Party

marcus_hansson:Los Angeles is home to one of the best and most exclusive gay sex parties out there. Guys travels from other countries, pay large sums of money, and put through themselves through a rigorous screening process all to have the experience of attending what can only be described as a giant gay orgy. The attendees represent an underground network of people who want to celebrate their sexuality through watching or participating in erotic and sexual events. And this LA sex party definitely lets them explore their sexuality and fantasies while having a night they’ll never forget!

The orgy party’s organizer, who goes by V, said, “We have a mix of gay, straight and bisexual men and women in the audience, so it’s important for us to have a wide variety for guests.” A lot of the guests like to watch the live-show, which usually consists of guys getting on stage, stripping, and masturbating in front of the others. Straight men and women also enjoy the scene, including one couple who said that the parties help them to open up sexually, and add some spice to their sex life. “I am not gay or bi or anything like that, but something about seeing these guys whack off gets me hard, and seeing my wife turned on is always a plus. So, by the time we leave and get home, I’m ready to just pound her out,” said the man. And according to V, that’s the point of the parties: “I want people, couples, everyone, to experience sexuality in their own way. I want them to explore their bodies and fantasies to get the full flavor of life.”

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Check out more about LA’s famous gay sex party here.

An Orgy For People With Disabilities

1465053692_37e1d45f37_mOne thing you maybe never thought of when it comes to attending a massive sex party: is it wheel chair accessible? Well now a Toronto sex party calling itself the first accessible orgy for people with disabilities has that and much more. The event is called “Deliciously Disabled” and its aim is to both throw a great sex party and to create an empowering space for people with disabilities.

Deliciously Disabled is a masquerade ball that will include a sex toy workshop, a swinging orgy, and, of course, hydraulic lifts for wheelchairs. One of the event’s organizers explains it like this: “this event is about providing access to People living the experience of disability to be part of an experience they are so often denied. This event is about putting disability and agency over one’s body at the forefront.” The disabled-friendly orgy wants to show that people with disabilities are sexual beings who enjoy getting frisky and freaky: “Hey, we’re here and many of us enjoy sex just like everybody else…I think that it’s important that people realize that sexual expression is a human right,” another organizer said.

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Check out more about Deliciously Disabled here!

NEWS: Insurance Company with a Unique Incentive!

It’s very common for companies to offer luxurious and sometimes over-the- top reward to employees for meeting sales quotas; first class trips, 5 star resort accommodations, cash prizes, but what about an orgy? A German Insurance Company rewarded its successful salesmen with an orgy in a Budapest spa, I mean why not!? I’ve been to a thermal spa in Budapest and they are pretty magical but there was no orgy (not to my knowledge), I can imagine it would church up the experience a bit.

A division of the company, Ergo claimed the company organized this orgy at a Budapest spa in 2007 for their successful salesman. That is serious employee appreciation! Guests were allowed to take prostitutes to bed and “do whatever they like.” It sounds like this affair was pretty legit, an orgy participant revealed that this event was very organized. Prostitutes wore color-coded armbands to track how many times they had (I struggle for a word here) performed services; clearly this event needed color coordination (insert LOL here). This anonymous participant told a German newspaper, Handelsblatt: ‘After each such encounter the women were stamped on the lower arm in order to keep track of how often each woman was frequented.” Apparently double dipping was not taboo at this party, just tracked!

He went on to explain: “The women wore red and yellow wrist bands. One lot were hostesses, the others would fulfill your every wish. There were also women with white wristbands. They were reserved for board members and the very best sales reps.” Come on, this is normal! I think the red and yellow were for the honorable mentions and the white were for the overachievers, makes sense, WOW!

A rep for the company admits this Budapest orgy did happen but the organizers have left the company since then and it was “not the usual way of rewarding their employees.”

I’m not sure this was the most appropriate employee reward, who am I to judge? I just hope the men didn’t think it was a team building exercise too.

Link to Article: https://uniquedaily.com/2013/03/insurance-company-held-orgy-to-reward-salesmen/