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When Sex Made a Commercial Airline Pilot Go Blind

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: Florian
Image Source: Flickr.com | User: Florian

If you’ve ever seen the show Sex Sent Me to the ER, you’re probably familiar with the entertaining, humorous, and always strange scenarios of sex gone awry. But the latest sexcapade on TLC’s popular show is really one for the books. It involves an airline pilot who goes temporarily blind after trying to keep up with his feisty wife’s insatiable need to fuck.

As soon as the doctor entered the examination room, he found the pilot and his wife going at it. Once they settled down, the pilot explained about going temporarily blind in his left eye—known as transient monocular blindness (TMB)—and his concern since he had to “be in the cockpit tomorrow.” When the doctor left the room and again returned to find the wife making herself comfortable in her husband’s “cockpit,” he began to wonder if the blindness wasn’t the result of all the sex they seemed to be having. The doctor realized that the pilot’s TMB was a result of an uncommon phenomenon due to orgasm: “During orgasm, blood that should flow into the eye gets redirected to the genitals, temporarily cutting off blood supply to the retina, causing blindness.” Who would’ve guessed all that high-flying sex could do that?

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Virtual Vaginas Are Teaching the Masterful Art of the Female Orgasm

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrator1The makers of the website OMGYes are leading the way to a whole new era of female pleasure, one virtual vagina at a time. They decided that an instructional, interactive website could help close the orgasm gap and get women off just as often as men during sex. The instructional website is basically a huge encyclopedia of clitoral touching based on interviews their research team conducted with over 2,000 women.

Now they are offering their findings on female pleasure to the internet. For a small fee, you can learn techniques like “edging,” “hinting,” “staging,” and “accenting,” each with their own descriptions and videos. OMGYes also has “touchable technology,” which helps members to learn about the female orgasm through interactive images of pussies that can be touched, rubbed, flicked, etc. And as you interact with virtual pussies, a sexy narrator leads you through the techniques, describing in explicit, breathy detail how she likes to be touched. The simulations, based on the interviews and the anatomies of real women, are extremely realistic, if not entirely pornographic. “We’re hoping that it gives people a toolkit of things to discover and explore, and new ways to talk about it all,” said a researcher.

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Check out more about how virtual vaginas are teaching the art of the female orgasm here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/30/can-kinsey-approved-virtual-vaginas-help-close-the-orgasm-gap.html

Miss Universe Dumps Tim Tebow Because He Won’t Fuck

CulpoTebowOlivia Culpo, former winner of Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants, reportedly dumped Tim Tebow because he refused to fuck her. Tebow is committed to a chastity pledge that requires him to abstain from any sort of hanky-panky until marriage. Sources say that Tebow was completely smitten with Culpo, and would send her “love letters and cute notes professing his love for her.” But unfortunately, a cute note does not an orgasm make, and eventually, Culpo got tired of all the cold showers and long runs.

Once Culpo realized Tebow was not going to budge from his strict no fucking pledge, she had to bail because, as an anonymous source explained in The New York Daily Mail, “she just couldn’t handle it.” Culpo probably thought she could change Tebow’s mind because she was successful in taking the V-card of another well-known purity pledger: Nick Jonas. Her ex wore a purity ring when they first started dating, but after a year, the ring was off and his virginity was a thing of the past. He was even upfront about boning Culpo: when Wendy Williams asked him about it, he responded, “As I said, I’m an adult in all ways.”

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Hilarious Tweets That Prove Grindr Was At Its Worst in 2015

Grindr is supposed to be a magical erotic wonderland where gay men can cruise hot guys looking for action in the flick of a finger. But sometimes, as these hilarious tweets show, it’s an awkward place where just trying to get a nut proves more unpleasant than it’s worth. Check out some favorites.

  1. When a guy is looking for compassion for a dead pet instead of getting laid“I’m having a funeral for my fish.”“I have a really huge dick bron [sic] I love showing it off.”

    Tweet: “Grindr in a nutshell.”

  2. When gay sex just gets too complicatedTweet: “Someone on Grindr is listed as ‘Mega Bottom’ – I wonder if that comes before or after Power Bottom in the evolutionary series.”
  3. When even sacred, religious festivals are used as pick-up linesTweet: “Someone on Grindr asked me if I wanted to put the D in their Diwali.”
  4. When straight guys feel like sexually exploring“Can I jerk u off into orgasm? Can u jerk off and orgasm on my face? I’m straight but kinda wanna try it. Can I taste your nut?”Tweet: “I hate Grindr.”
  5. When it gets a little too close (and stalker-y) to homeTweet: “Grindr is all fun and games until someone with no picture messages u saying ‘I’ve seen you on [street name] so many times.'”
  6. When work gets awkwardTweet: “That awkward moment you see your manager on Grindr & his profile says ‘kinky only.'”
  7. And things get “hot for teacher”…in a bad wayTweet: “My teacher just messaged me on Grindr. I’m crying.”
  8. When dude’s get right to the point“Door open, dark, I’m face down, ass lubed, just come in, fuck me, unload.”“Is that the standard greeting now?”

    Tweet: “I must’ve missed the memo…”

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The Mushroom That Makes Women Instantly Orgasm

mushroompenisThe medicinal value of certain plants and herbs are well known, and they’ve been used as a healing remedy for people for thousands of years. But it was only recently that scientists discovered a very important type of fungus that has the potential to heal women all over the world—by making them cum! The bright orange mushroom, which appears to only grow on Hawaiian lava flows that are 600 to 1,000 years old, has been shown to induce spontaneous orgasms in the women who smell it.

The two scientists who discovered the fungus back in 2001 said that the fungus is known as a “potent female aphrodisiac when smelled.” According to their research, which was published in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, half of the female test subjects “experienced spontaneous orgasms while smelling this mushroom.” The scientists believe that the compounds found in the fungus’s spores could be similar to the neurotransmitters fired off during a hot, mind-blowing orgasm. Nature, you sexy beast!

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Woman Can Only Cum While Sleeping

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceA woman on TLC’s show “Strange Sex” claimed that she had never been able to achieve an orgasm with her husband—because she’s only ever been able to have one while sleeping! Though the woman claimed to enjoy sex with her husband, she said that she never actually was able to cum with him. While talking to a girlfriend about cumming, she realized that she did have orgasms—but only while asleep. Bizarrely, though she was able to cum during sleep, she did not orgasm during sex dreams.

The woman sought the help of a hypnotherapist to shift her orgasms from her sleeping state to her waking state. With time and a lot of work, she was able to achieve the Big O through sex. This lady’s problem definitely put a strange twist on an all too common problem for women. Maybe the show will inspire more women to see a hypnotherapist—or just to want to cum during sex!

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What Booze Does To Your Sex Life

Image Source: Flickr.com/photos/narcissThere are certain things that seem obvious about the way alcohol affects one’s sex life—namely, that it makes a person want to get frisky! Booze loosens you up, makes you more comfortable, and definitely makes you want to get busy after a few drinks. But the psychological and physiological effects are a bit more complicated. Here’s what experts say about the way alcohol and sex mix.

  1. Alcohol makes you less inhibited
    The brain is the biggest sex organ, so it makes sense that a substance that makes you less inhibited would have an impact on your sex life.
  2. A few drinks can make you horny
    Antioxidants in wine can actually increase blood flow to the genitals. Alcohol also helps dilate your blood vessels which makes “The clitoris, labia, and vagina…become engorged and more lubricated,” says a doctor talking to Buzzfeed.
  3. BUT alcohol makes it harder to get off
    This is because alcohol interrupts the signals to your brain that registers erotic touch. Alcohol dulls the sensations that usually would send you over the edge into an orgasm because “your brain isn’t as receptive to them, so your genitals can feel less sensitive,” says the doctor.
  4. Whiskey dick is actually a thing
    “This typically happens because the penis is less responsive to stimuli, making it harder to get and maintain an erection,” says another doctor.
  5. It can take much longer to have an orgasm—if you have one at all
    “Alcohol can delay ejaculation or interfere with it completely,” says a doctor. “This usually happens because your sensations are dulled and your erection isn’t operating at its full potential.” The takeaway seems obvious: drink responsibly if you want to get off!

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What To Do When Your Partner Doesn’t Have an Orgasm

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_maleorgasmHave you ever been with someone who you weren’t sure came or not? Since so much pressure is put on having an orgasm during sex, it can sometimes be awkward to ask if they did get off or to know what to do if they didn’t. Here are some tips to help you the next time this happens and to help your partner have an orgasm:

  1. Show that you care about your partner’s pleasure
    The sexiest thing you can do in bed is to show your partner that you genuinely care about them having a good time. Simple questions like “does that feel good?” and “what turns you on?” show that you care about their pleasure. This will help encourage them to relax and have a good time.
  2. Spend some time focusing on what turns them on
    Try taking some time to just pleasure your partner: give them head, kiss them all over, etc. While focusing on them, let them know that you enjoy what you’re doing by saying things like “you taste amazing” or “I could do this for hours.” This relaxes them and lets them know that there’s no rush.
  3. Communicate about how close you are to The Big O
    If you’re getting close to reaching orgasm but you don’t think your partner’s there yet, take a breather and switch it up for a while. This is a great opportunity to give them some more head and to focus on their pleasure while you cool down. And if you do cum before your partner, ask if they’d like to cum, too—sex isn’t the only way to get off!
  4. Take the focus off of cumming
    Cumming is not the end-all-be-all of sex. Make every moment count and don’t just focus on the end-goal. It’ll take pressure off of having an orgasm and it’ll make the experience that much more enjoyable.

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There are more helpful tips here: https://afterhours.lifehacker.com/orgasms-arent-everything-how-to-be-good-when-someone-d-1722292291

How Masturbation Can Help You Orgasm With a Partner

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceIt’s really quite simple: to have better orgasms with someone else, you should start by having them by yourself. That’s because figuring out your own self pleasure can help you instruct others how to get you off. Here’s how:

  1. Train your clit to be more responsive
    By masturbating, you’re actually “training” your clitoris to respond to different types of stimulation. The more practice you get exposing your clit to different sensations, the easier it will be to get off with your partner. When masturbating, try switching up the strokes, the amount of speed or pressure, different positions, and the number of fingers you use. Learning new ways to pleasure yourself is key to keeping it fresh and fun with a partner.
  2. Show your partner what you like
    Truly, the best way to get what you like from a partner is by showing them yourself. Try masturbating in front of them—it’ll be instructional and fun to watch! After going solo for a bit, have them put their hand over yours so they can see what you like. When they get a feel for what gets you hot, try tag-teaming your clit for a while, switching off hands every few minutes.
  3. During sex, give yourself a hand
    Ain’t nothing wrong with giving yourself what you like during sex. Often that involves stimulating your clit with your fingers or with a vibrator during the act. This is especially easy to do in certain positions, like doggy style or woman on top.

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Check out more tips about how masturbating can help you orgasm with a partner here.

Photographer Captures What 14 Women Look Like Cumming

Photographer Lauren Crow is trying to revolutionize female pleasure one photograph at a time. Her latest series turns the lens on women right when they’re orgasming in order to show female sexuality at its most sweaty, honest, and natural state. Crow photographs women while their masturbating to depict real women having real orgasms, without anything faked or enhanced, as a reaction to how female orgasms are often shown in movies and porn (check out the images below).

Crow wants to break away from popular depictions of female sexuality that so often hide women’s true naughty natures in order to pander to audience’s expectations of what they’d like to see from sexual women on screen. She says, “In terms of female pleasure, we are rarely shown what it really looks like.” Crow wants to change that by focusing on real images of women climaxing—in all their messy, sweaty, and animalistic glory. Through these images, the photographer hopes to empower women to embrace their beautiful bodies, pleasure, and sexuality. Right on!

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Here’s 14 images of women orgasming: