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12 Sex Scenarios That Definitely Don’t Happen In The Movies

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 3.55.03 PMSex is very different from how it looks on the big screen. In real life, it’s definitely not as glamorous and it requires a lot more foreplay and lube. Here are 12 straight sex scenarios that happen IRL but not in the movies or on TV (check out the full list below).

  1. “One where the woman needs foreplay before she gets super wet, obvi.” Yes, in the magical land of television, foreplay is not important somehow…
  2. “One where lube is needed.” And again, lube is necessary everywhere but TV-land!
  3. “One where the guy needs to finish the girl off because some women don’t come from penetration alone.” Ladies first!
  4. “One where the guy can’t get it up because shit happens and honestly it’s not anyone’s fault.” Preach!
  5. “One where the girl has already climaxed, but the guy hasn’t and now it’s just chafing her crotch like crazy as he tries to keep going.” Annnnnd, that’s what lube’s for, people!
  6. “One where they fumble around awkwardly looking for a condom for at least two minutes.” Not like in the movies at all…
  7. “One where the girl gets up to pee right after because she doesn’t want to chance a possible UTI.” Yup!
  8. “One where they haven’t showered or look perfect and they’re like sweaty with major morning breath.” Not very romantic—but totally hot!
  9. “One where he gives you a towel after.” Prince Charming!
  10. “One where oral is performed with a gag reflex.” It happens.
  11. “One where they shower before sex because not everyone wants to have sweaty, possible body odor-involved sex.” Shower sex is hot!
  12. “One where someone is going down on the other person for a LONG time, but like nothing is happening and the person going down now has lock jaw.” Nope, won’t see that on screen.

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Check out more sex scenarios you won’t see on TV: https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/straight-sex-scenes-we-wish-we-saw-on-tv

The Best Threesome Positions

HavenHesse01Have you ever fantasized about having sex with not one but two people? If so, you’re in luck—we’ve gathered some helpful strategies if you ever find yourself in a ménage à trois. Here are the best sex positions for you to try in your next threesome.

  1. The Double Cowgirl
    This one ensures no one will be left out. Both receivers are one top, with the giver lying down, so one person can have penetrative sex while the other person face sits. Everyone’s happy!
  2. Double Oral
    Get ready for the double-team oral sex of your dreams! For dudes, one mouth can focus on the dick while the other focuses on the balls or anus. For women, one mouth can focus on the clit while the other focuses on penetrating the pussy.
  3. The Voyeur
    Many people get off simply by watching the action. The hot visual stimuli is half the fun of an orgy, so why not watch while masturbating?
  4. Oral Doggy
    It’s just like doggy-style, but with a threesome, the receiver’s mouth is free to go to town on
  5. Double Penetration
    There are many ways to do this—you can use dildos, fingers, or cocks—with many types of double penetration, such as anal, vaginal, or with one in each orifice. The possibilities are endless!

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Check out more of the best threesome positions: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/11/178651/threesome-sex-positions#slide-7

7 Sex Horror Stories That Will Make You Say ‘OMG, Are They Okay?’

wtf-1780728_640BuzzFeed recently asked readers to share the most hilarious, horrific, and weird things that ever happened during an orgasm. And boy did they deliver! These hilarious sex horror stories will make you say “OMG” at the ridiculously unfortunate timing.

  1. Accidental threesome
    “One night, we were in missionary position with her legs up on my shoulders. Just as we were both in the throes of orgasm, her dog, who had apparently snuck up on the bed, jammed his cold little nose right up between my cheeks as I was finishing.” Bad boy!
  2. TIIIIMBEER
    “After a particularly intense session with my fiancé, I hopped off the bed to clean myself up and collapsed onto the floor. My legs were still shaky and not cooperating. He’s laughing, I’m laughing — then I pee myself.” Intense!
  3. Unexpected reaction
    “My boyfriend was going down on me for the first time and instead of having an orgasm, I had a full-blown panic attack. He had no idea what was going on and thought I was enjoying it, until I kicked him in the head.” When losing complete control goes wrong…
  4. Pleasure-pain
    “One time I had a VERY intense orgasm while using my vibrator, and ended up kneeing myself in the face which resulted in a very messy bloody nose. Still no regrets though.” I hope they teach kickboxing!
  5. The worst intruder
    “My girlfriend at the time was giving me a BJ. My dad opened the door and ended up staring me right in the eyes as I finished. Horrifying.” Just. The. Worst. Thing. Ever.
  6. After-O surprise
    “When my boyfriend and I were still in the early months of dating, we were doing it missionary style. Right after he came, he let out a huge fart.” Is it a compliment, like belching after a good meal?
  7. So good it makes you break into song
    “My then-boyfriend (current fiancé) made me orgasm so hard I started crying and singing “The Circle of Life” from Lion King. Still don’t know why a kid’s movie came to mind.” That was one powerful orgasm!

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Check out more sex horror stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/orgasm-horror-stories

Wedding Photo Of Bride Going Down On Groom Goes Viral

Image Source: Flickr.com | David Simmonds (@davidwithacamera)Some Dutch newlyweds wanted to memorialize their special day with a photo that will not soon be forgotten. It shows the pair dressed in their wedding regalia in a beautiful forest clearing, apparently sneaking away from their party for a little, ahem, intimacy. The groom stands with his suit-trousers around his ankles—with the bride on her knees in front of him!

The risque wedding photo shared online by the couple’s photographer has since gone viral. The caption reads: “Some newlyweds cannot wait for the party to be over so they can quietly retreat to their suite for a smashing wedding night.” The photo—which was actually suggested to the couple by one of their mothers—is meant to be “playful” and “fantastic to talk about in ten years.” As the couple say, “Life is already prudish enough.”

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Check out more about the wedding photo of a bride giving her groom head: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4948758/Wedding-photo-appears-bride-performing-sex-act.html

Women Reveal What Makes A Great Sex Partner

Image Source: Flickr - 434picsWhat do women want when it comes to sex? Glamour Magazine has an answer, thanks to their Summer Of Sex series that asks real women what they like in bed. Here’s what they said when it comes to the things the best sex partners have in common.

First things first, women like good head: “They’re good with their mouths.” Besides oral sex and attentiveness (I.e, “they put me first”), they also said they like clear communicators who aren’t shy about asking for what they want and listening to what their sexual partner wants, “even if it’s kinky.” Not surprisingly, they also wanted someone with “a nice size”—but in general, “just a penis” seemed to fit the bill.

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Check out more about what women want when it comes to a great lover: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/are-you-good-in-bed_us_59a49a04e4b050afa90c3dd4

5 Sex Toys Every Gay Man Should Own

bieberFor gay men, nothing’s worse than walking into a sex shop and finding boring, vanilla toys geared toward straight couples. That’s because gay dudes have more specific ways of getting off, and need the right toys to accommodate their needs. Here are the best gay sex toys out there.

  1. Perfect Fit’s Play Zone Kit
    This kit supplies you with a variety of rings in different sizes. With so many options to choose from, you and your playmates can stay harder for longer and not have to fumble around in the dark for the right ring.
  2. Bad Dragon Toys and Cum Tubes
    This company’s plug and dildo toys are psychedelic in their designs and also super functional. Features include cum tubes which run through the center of your toy for lubrication and ejaculation purposes. They even have a suction feature that you can stick to the walls and windows.
  3. Fleshjack’s Turbo Oral Sex Stimulator
    These toys simulate oral sex with mechanisms specifically designed to feel like human lips, tongue, and throat.
  4. Poppers
    This compound of isobutyl nitrite helps you to achieve better orgasms. Right before or while you’re having sex, give the popper a sniff and wait for the sexual euphoria to kick in—not to mention the nice relaxation to your anal muscles!
  5. Lovense’s Hush Butt Plug
    The possibilities are endless with the “world’s first teledildonic butt plug.” The remote control allows you control the device from your phone while it’s inside your partner. Use it for public teasing, solo play, or linked to the rhythm of your favorite pop song!

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Check out more gay sex toys: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/gay-sex-toys/

Here’s What People Are Saying About This Oral Sex Toy That Looks Like a Windmill

1435975150441.cachedLadies, have you ever fantasized about a sex toy that would simulate head? If so, we bet you never expected it to look like the Sqweel 2, an oral sex toy made by Lovehoney. Its recently become the subject of much internet discourse—mainly because it looks like a windmill made of tongues!

As one Twitter user quipped, “there’s no way this sex toy, meant to simulate oral, was designed by a woman.” Another responded with, “speak for yourself, I exclusively date paddleboats.” Turns out, Sqweel 2 definitely was invented by a man, who defended his medieval waterwheel by saying that it “got a great response from female testers” and to not “knock it till you’ve tried it.” Surprisingly, a lot of reviewers have said it was “oddly accurate” and “clit lapping heaven.” But it still only has a 3.5 star rating because, according to the negative reviews, it was “Like having oral with a tired husband” and “Felt more like I was abusing myself with a balloon whisk.”

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Check out more about the oral sex toy that looks like a windmill: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/paddleboat-me-harder-baby

6 Steamy Stories About Makeup That Stayed On During Crazy-Good Sex

15929936930_14a78eca47_mLooking to get the most bang for your fuck? Look no further than these sex-endorsed beauty products! Whether you’re facedown on a pillow for hours or giving the best blow job ever without smudging that perfect red lipstick, this is the best sex-proof makeup on the market.

  1. Kylie Lip Kit, perfect lipstick for blow jobs
    “I went over to suck my FWB off. Even after the 30-minute-long blow job that got pretty messy, it was still in place! No need to reapply before I left. No one could tell that I was just sucking the life out of some guy.”
  2. Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade, to help you avoid that awkward postcoital convo about where the hell your eyebrows went
    “I was getting screwed mercilessly by not one, but TWO guys in a session that lasted a little over three hours, spanning several vehicles and rooms of the house on a steamy 76-degree night. And my eyebrows were STILL on fleek!!! My face was getting shoved into pillows, sofa arms, and body parts, and somehow I made it out alive with both eyebrows still intact.” Now that’s a ringing endorsement!
  3. CoverGirl Lash Blast Waterproof Mascara, for when you’re facedown for hours
    “I was facedown moaning into his pillow for probably two hours with this mascara on, and when I sat up to return the favor, not even a nut on the face could make this heavy duty mascara budge.” Shut up and take our money!
  4. Wet N Wild Color Icon Bronzer, to complement your O-face glow
    “I rode that dick all night, and then he fucked my pussy up by eating me out! I had pools of sweat coming off my face, but no makeup!” So that’s why there’s a glow after!
  5. Benefit Cosmetics Goof Proof Brow Pencil Easy Shape & Fill, great for bukkake
    “My man licked all over my face and came on it and my brows didn’t even smudge.” Better than a good old-fashioned facial!
  6. NYX HD Studio Finishing Powder, won’t betray your midday BDSM proclivities
    “I try to keep my base as light as possible and then set it with the NYX Translucent Setting Powder. That stuff keeps my face on, even through rough sex in the humid summer.” Gotta keep it light when you’re getting rough!

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Check out more sex-endorsed beauty products here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/patricepeck/18-sex-proof-beauty-products

Stephen Colbert Makes Controversial Oral Sex Joke

vladtrumpStephen Colbert is no stranger to making racy jokes that cross lines and push boundaries—especially political ones. But his latest oral sex joke aimed at Donald Trump is offending people on both sides of the aisle. LGBTQ advocates are upset that the joke inadvertently attacked gay sexuality, and Trump supporters are mad that the President was accused of sucking dick!

During his opening monologue, Colbert made a joke implying Trump performs oral sex on Russian President Vladimir Putin. “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” Colbert quipped. The joke suggests Trump giving head to Putin is somehow demeaning, because the punchline involves gay sex between two men, which many are calling homophobic. And Trump supporters don’t like the President being attacked through a gay sex joke. The hashtag #FireColbert has since been making the rounds on Twitter by both liberals and conservatives, leading his fans to wish that it was his character from the Colbert Report who made the joke, instead of him.

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Check out more about Colbert’s homophobic oral sex joke: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/stephen-colbert-homophobic-joke/

Fox News Host Cracks Oral Sex Joke About Ivanka Trump

ivankaIt seems Fox News just can’t stay away from controversy lately. Jesse Watters, the new co-host of Fox’s The Five, cracked an inappropriate sex joke about Ivanka Trump in the middle of a news segment. After discussing the first daughter getting booed at a women’s conference, Watters ended his commentary by saying he “really liked how she was speaking into that microphone.”

Watters then smirked slyly into the camera before his co-host abruptly changed the subject away from the remark. As Daily Dot explains, “Watter’s pause and expression, along with the closeness with which Ivanka held the microphone to her mouth, made it clear to most of the internet that the Fox host was making an oral sex joke at Ivanka’s expense.” The internet either agreed with Watters or called him out for being a “full blown creeper of women,” as one Twitter user put it. Watters has denied that he made a dirty joke, claiming he was referring to how her voice was “low and steady and resonates like a smooth-jazz radio DJ.” Hmm—yeah, that sounds totally innocent.

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Check out more about the Fox News lewd sex joke about Ivanka Trump here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/jesse-watters-oral-sex-ivanka-trump/