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6 Crazy Stories Of Using Food During Sex

18501126518_249aa0ec57_zBuzzFeed readers were hungry for crazy sex stories—specifically, ones that involve food. From champagne and chocolate to ice, these real food-sex tales will make you think twice before busting out the whipped cream. Here are the ones that will leave you craving more.

  1. “We were staying in and eating sandwiches. I focused on watching the TV. Suddenly, he started eating me out, and while I was still chowing down on a sandwich — fully loaded with cheese, tomato, turkey breast. I felt like Scooby-Doo.” Oooooh, Scooby snacks!
  2. “One time, my ex-boytoy handcuffed me to the bed, blindfolded me, and went to work with ice and whipped cream. Delicious! When he started going down on me, the ice slipped right inside me. Finally, he decided to try to, uh, suck the ice out — and it worked!” Caution: slippery when wet!
  3. “The boy and I went to a swanky motel, and we decided to order some champagne. Everything was going very well, until he decided to pour a little on me. The problem though is that he poured it on my tummy, and it slid down to my crotch. That shit must have been about 8,217,273 degrees below zero. it had flash-frozen my ‘little girl.’” When champagne goes wrong…
  4. “I’ve eaten strawberry yogurt while using a guy’s dick as a spoon. It’s actually a beautiful thing.” Delicious!
  5. “Nutella seriously fucks shit up. It looks like somebody had diarrhea in the bed. Don’t use it to step up oral sex. It’s not worth it.” Maybe stick to chocolate sauce?
  6. “I’ve never used food during sex, but this once, I was right on the brink of climax when he shoved a chocolate in my mouth.” Hot!

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Check out more nutty food-sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/victornascimento/maybe-rethink-that-whipped-cream-ok

Oregon Church Removes Naughty Sign People Thought Referred To Oral Sex

Image Credit: The Daily Mail

You can imagine a passersby’s confusion when seeing a church with a sign that seemed to be making a joke about oral sex. The Westside Christian Church in Roseburg, Oregon put up a sign on its billboard that read: “Forgiveness is to swallow when you want to spit.” The pastor said it was an honest mistake and was not meant to be sexual.

The pastor explained the sign referred to when people get so mad they want to spit, but instead “You should just swallow it and get over it.” A group of volunteers had come up with the message, according to the pastor. He admitted that he could see how people would get the wrong idea: “Uh, yeah. I would guess that’s exactly how people took it.” The church sign now simply reads: “God is love.”

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Check out more about a church sign that people thought referred to oral sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6194781/Oregon-church-removes-sign-forgiveness-links-sex.html

A Japanese TV Show Challenged A Gay Man To See If He Could Make A Straight Man Cum

Screenshot from YouTube.com | mendotcom VideosJapan knows what people really want to watch on television. A Japanese gameshow put a straight man in a box to see if he could not cum while receiving oral sex from a gay man. In the X-rated parody of Hoko X Tate (sword vs shield), which pits opposite types of people against each other in ironic challenges, adult film actor Sawai Ryo battles it out with Takuya, aka “Tokyo’s infamous gay bar owner.” Who will win this epic battle?

Sawai claims he has so much “climax control” that no one can make him come if he doesn’t want to. Takuya however claims he has never not been able to make another man come. But, inevitably, the “stiff competition” comes to a finish as “Takuya grabs for some tissues.” The parody is called Poko X Tate, which is part of a racy late night talk show, kind of like a Japanese Howard Stern.

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Check out more about the X-rated parody of Hoko X Tate: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-japanese-tv-show-challenged-gay-man-to-see-if-he-could-mak

7 Sex Horror Stories That Will Make You Say ‘OMG, Are They Okay?’

wtf-1780728_640BuzzFeed recently asked readers to share the most hilarious, horrific, and weird things that ever happened during an orgasm. And boy did they deliver! These hilarious sex horror stories will make you say “OMG” at the ridiculously unfortunate timing.

  1. Accidental threesome
    “One night, we were in missionary position with her legs up on my shoulders. Just as we were both in the throes of orgasm, her dog, who had apparently snuck up on the bed, jammed his cold little nose right up between my cheeks as I was finishing.” Bad boy!
  2. TIIIIMBEER
    “After a particularly intense session with my fiancé, I hopped off the bed to clean myself up and collapsed onto the floor. My legs were still shaky and not cooperating. He’s laughing, I’m laughing — then I pee myself.” Intense!
  3. Unexpected reaction
    “My boyfriend was going down on me for the first time and instead of having an orgasm, I had a full-blown panic attack. He had no idea what was going on and thought I was enjoying it, until I kicked him in the head.” When losing complete control goes wrong…
  4. Pleasure-pain
    “One time I had a VERY intense orgasm while using my vibrator, and ended up kneeing myself in the face which resulted in a very messy bloody nose. Still no regrets though.” I hope they teach kickboxing!
  5. The worst intruder
    “My girlfriend at the time was giving me a BJ. My dad opened the door and ended up staring me right in the eyes as I finished. Horrifying.” Just. The. Worst. Thing. Ever.
  6. After-O surprise
    “When my boyfriend and I were still in the early months of dating, we were doing it missionary style. Right after he came, he let out a huge fart.” Is it a compliment, like belching after a good meal?
  7. So good it makes you break into song
    “My then-boyfriend (current fiancé) made me orgasm so hard I started crying and singing “The Circle of Life” from Lion King. Still don’t know why a kid’s movie came to mind.” That was one powerful orgasm!

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Check out more sex horror stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/orgasm-horror-stories

Wedding Photo Of Bride Going Down On Groom Goes Viral

Image Source: Flickr.com | David Simmonds (@davidwithacamera)Some Dutch newlyweds wanted to memorialize their special day with a photo that will not soon be forgotten. It shows the pair dressed in their wedding regalia in a beautiful forest clearing, apparently sneaking away from their party for a little, ahem, intimacy. The groom stands with his suit-trousers around his ankles—with the bride on her knees in front of him!

The risque wedding photo shared online by the couple’s photographer has since gone viral. The caption reads: “Some newlyweds cannot wait for the party to be over so they can quietly retreat to their suite for a smashing wedding night.” The photo—which was actually suggested to the couple by one of their mothers—is meant to be “playful” and “fantastic to talk about in ten years.” As the couple say, “Life is already prudish enough.”

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Check out more about the wedding photo of a bride giving her groom head: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4948758/Wedding-photo-appears-bride-performing-sex-act.html

Here’s What People Are Saying About This Oral Sex Toy That Looks Like a Windmill

1435975150441.cachedLadies, have you ever fantasized about a sex toy that would simulate head? If so, we bet you never expected it to look like the Sqweel 2, an oral sex toy made by Lovehoney. Its recently become the subject of much internet discourse—mainly because it looks like a windmill made of tongues!

As one Twitter user quipped, “there’s no way this sex toy, meant to simulate oral, was designed by a woman.” Another responded with, “speak for yourself, I exclusively date paddleboats.” Turns out, Sqweel 2 definitely was invented by a man, who defended his medieval waterwheel by saying that it “got a great response from female testers” and to not “knock it till you’ve tried it.” Surprisingly, a lot of reviewers have said it was “oddly accurate” and “clit lapping heaven.” But it still only has a 3.5 star rating because, according to the negative reviews, it was “Like having oral with a tired husband” and “Felt more like I was abusing myself with a balloon whisk.”

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Check out more about the oral sex toy that looks like a windmill: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/paddleboat-me-harder-baby

A Handy Brief Guide For Having Casual Sex In India

IMG_7259A smart, sex-positive 24-year-old on Twitter started a thread to help Indian people learn the rules for having casual sex. She learned that many people in India–especially women–have no idea about many important rules for safe, casual sex. Her goal is to educate those who want to have some no strings attached fun, because as she says, “the rules for fucking people casually are very different from dating.” Here’s her handy guide for having casual sex in India, but is useful for anyone who wants to keep it casual (check out the complete thread below).

  1. Always use condoms
    Her message is simple: “It doesn’t matter if you know the person or not. If you’re fucking them make sure the guy is wearing a condom.”
  2. Use condoms for oral sex, too
    STD’s can be spread by giving head, so always make sure to stay protected when having oral sex as well as PIV sex.
  3. Have safe words when getting kinky
    If you’re looking to get into some kinkier stuff like BDSM, both parties should make sure they articulate what they want so everyone’s on the same page.
  4. If you’re heading for the backdoor, make sure you get cleaned up before having vaginal sex
    Gotta protect the pussy from infection, people!
  5. Talk it out!
    You want to make sure you’re comfortable, communicating, and that everything is fully consensual. This is the best way to have great, casual sex!

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Check out more about the rules for having casual sex in India (and the rest of the world) on Buzzfeed! 

Florida Cops Could Be Fired For Fucking On the Job 

Image Source: Flickr.com | Emelec Pasion
Image Source: Flickr.com | Emelec Pasion

Some Florida cops could get fired for getting a little too frisky with their handcuffs. The two veteran police officers were caught fucking and sexting while on duty. An internal investigation has uncovered video evidence and naughty pictures of the cops while in uniform, which the Jupiter Police Department say is “conduct unbecoming an officer” and grounds for termination.

It seems one officer filmed himself receiving oral sex from the other officer on her phone. He also took a photo of himself wearing his SWAT uniform with his dick out, which he sent to the female officer. She in turn sent him a photo of herself exposing her breasts in her uniform shirt. These cops’ x-rated behavior while in the line of duty has led the force to question “their performance as police officers…not their relationship.” Well, it’s clear who the “bad cops” are in this scenario—so naughty!

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Check out more about the cops getting it on while in the uniform: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cops-fired-sex-on-duty_us_58a5e060e4b045cd34bf7c3e

Italian Actress Makes Good On BJs Promised To Referendum Voters

Image Source: Social Football Club
Image Source: Social Football Club

An Italian actress who promised to give head to anyone who voted against an important referendum is now keeping her word. After the country voted against it, Paola Saulino has been hard at work on her national “pompatour” tour, which is Italian slang for “blowjob” tour. The actress and nude selfie enthusiast made her promise very explicit on social media, saying, “I will practice oral sex with due and careful craftsmanship, thus fulfilling my duty, without losing even a drop of your essence, strictly looking at you in the eye. All this to those who will vote no in the referendum.”

If the social media hype’s true, she’s been keeping her word, having first made 10 tour stops in Rome, with plans to continue on to at least 10 more cities. Saulino wrote on Instagram, “First step of #pompatour is gone! … A little bit tired by [sic] everything is ok. … This year is started in a best way as possible.” She also claimed there were 51 people at the Rome event, and one commenter who claimed to have been there said it was very “discreet” and that he had to “hand over the phone prior to entering,” so no photos or videos are online. While Saulino considers herself as nonpartisan, Italy should really salute her impressive patriotism.

 

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Check out more about the Italian actress promising to give BJs to referendum voters: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/paola-saulino-italian-actress-blowjob-tour/

9 Women Confess How They Really Feel About Oral Sex 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasms8Every woman is different when it comes to what gets her hot during sex. For some women, oral sex is a necessary precursor to the main event, while others find that it is the main event, while still others would rather just skip the whole thing entirely. Here, 9 women on Whisper confess how they really feel about oral sex—and as you can imagine, their responses are wildly different.

  1. “I can honestly say I like when my man kisses me after going down on me and I can still taste myself on his lips.” Some tasty dessert is always welcome after a good meal!
  2. “I love getting oral from a dude that knows what he’s doing. It feels soooo good!” Amen to that!
  3. “My secret: I start texting people when my boyfriend is busy going down on me. Romance is dead.”Sounds like someone needs a phone intervention…
  4. “I’m really uncomfortable receiving oral sex because it’s too up close and personal.” Well, that is the point…
  5. “I think it’s so hot when my lover wakes me up by going down on me.” Breakfast is served!
  6. “I love receiving oral sex but guys never want to do it. Why?” It’s called the orgasm gap. And ladies, that is a deal breaker.
  7. “I used to hate when guys went down on me but now it’s what I want my boyfriend to do all day every day.” Sounds like the perfect way to spend a day—or every day— to us!
  8. “I love people going down on me, the feeling of their tongue and their fingers is orgasmic.” Yes!
  9. “I can only orgasm when I’m getting oral sex but I can never do it when I have regular sex. Is there something wrong with me?” The orgasm gap rears its ugly head again…sounds like this lady and her man have some homework to do.

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Check out more confessions about how women really feel about oral sex: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/10/17/oral-sex-confessions