Finnish Cross-Country Skier Suffers Frozen Penis In Winter Olympics

Cross-country skiing literally works every muscle in the body, as one Finnish Olympic athlete can attest. Finland’s Remi Lindholm needed a heat pack at the end of the 30km race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part. Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race, following a similar incident in Finland last year.

“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished … it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in,” he told Finnish media. Lindholm explained that he used a heat pack to try to thaw out his dick once the race was over: “When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable,” he added. No pain, no gain?

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Check out more about a Finnish cross-country skier suffering from a frozen dick in the Winter Olympics: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/feb/20/finland-remi-lindholm-frozen-penis-cross-country-50km-skiing-winter-olympics

Olympians Post Clips Of Athletes Trying To Destroy The Cardboard ‘Anti-Sex’ Beds

Determined athletes are competing to break their cardboard “anti-sex” beds in the Tokyo Olympic village. The beds—made out of recycled cardboard—were meant to deter athletes from fucking at this year’s games. They have apparently been designed to crumble when more than one person climbs on—so scores of athletes from across the world’s teams have taken to social media to share hilarious clips of them competing to debunk the anti-sex rumor. 

The US women’s rugby team filmed themselves “performing CPR,” doing yoga, having tantrums and carrying out hardcore wrestling moves on top of one of the cardboard beds—but it still doesn’t break. The clip, which was posted to 24-year-old American athlete Ilona Maher’s TikTok account, ends with a cheeky nod to the anti-sex rumors: Ilona jokes, “And for this last take, Nicole and I will be having s-” as the video cuts off. It comes after another American athlete, runner Paul Chelimo tweeted the cardboard beds were installed to “avoid intimacy”—which he quickly debunked by jumping up and down on the bed.

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Check out more about Olympic athletes trying to break the cardboard ‘anti-sex’ beds: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9829887/Athletes-post-hilarious-clips-trying-destroy-Olympic-cardboard-anti-sex-beds.html

Olympics Makes Athletes Sleep On Cardboard Beds To Discourage Hook Ups

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Olympic athletes are going to have to get creative in bed. The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds—allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators. To discourage sex amid COVID-19, Olympic officials—who already warned 2021 Games participants to avoid fucking—have set up 18,000 of the cardboard beds in the notoriously sex-crazed athletes’ village.

“Beds will be able to withstand the weight of a single person to avoid situations beyond sports,” a distance runner tweeted. “I see no problem for distance runners, even 4 of us can do.” Meanwhile, 160,000 condoms were distributed, which the athletes are supposed to bring home: “Our intent and goal is not for athletes to use the condoms at the Olympic Village, but to help with awareness by taking them back to their own countries,” the Tokyo Olympics Organizing Committee said. All beds are off!

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Check out more about “anti-sex” cardboard beds at the Olympics: https://nypost.com/2021/07/18/athletes-to-sleep-on-anti-sex-cardboard-beds-at-olympic-games/

Athletes Crave Hook Ups During The Olympics

Athletes in Olympic Village are staying active, after-hours. This year, organizers have provided 160,000 condoms in the Tokyo Olympic Village to keep the party going. Former German long jumper and Olympic athlete Susen Tiedtke has said that sometimes she could hardly sleep because of noisy sex.

She said: “When the competition is over, they want to live out their energy, there is one party after the other.” She added, “It happens that you have sex and there are enough people who also strive for that.” Tiedtke explained that your roommates were “considerate” if you needed to have the bedroom to yourself after your competition.

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Check out more about athletes hooking up in Olympic Village: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9792239/German-long-jumper-reveals-athletes-crave-hook-ups-Olympics.html

Olympic Boxer Failed Drug Test After Having Sex

US Olympic boxer Virginia Fuchs had doping allegations brought against her—but she claimed the banned substances were transmitted to her during sex. She has since spoken out in a video interview, saying she had “no idea” something like that could happen. “When I was first notified back in March when I had these prohibited substances in me, I was in complete shock and had no idea where they had come from, knowing I had never ingested anything,” Fuchs said in the video.

She tested positive for prohibited hormone and metabolic modulators during an out-of-competition test. During the investigation, the USADA determined Fuchs’ boyfriend had been taking products that included the two banned substances and the levels in her system were consistent with recent exposure through intimate contact. She said, “I just want my fellow athletes to learn from my mistake, I’ve learned an important lesson to just always take the necessary precautions in any case, especially with intimate contact. Like I said, I don’t want them to get blindsided by my unique experience.”

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Check out more about an Olympic boxer testing positive for dope after having sex: https://nypost.com/2020/06/12/virginia-fuchs-had-no-idea-sex-could-cause-doping-violation/

“Dick Pound” And “Bisexual Men Exist” Trend On Twitter

gaypo0rnThe name Dick Pound and the hashtag #BisexualMenExist trended at the same time on Twitter, and users loved it. The BisexualMenExist hashtag is fairly self-explanatory: a user created it to highlight the discrimination bisexual men face. Dick Pound, however, is a bit more unlikely—here’s a tweet that explains it: “IOC member Dick Pound says Tokyo Olympic organizers have until late May to see if the virus is under control. If not, ‘you’re probably looking at a cancellation.'”

Users noticed that the two hashtags, Dick Pound and Bisexual Men Exist, were trending at the same time—and of course, jokes and memes ensued. “The trending is extra freaky today: you got Dick Pound, Bisexual Men exist and something called Fat Tuesday trending,” reads a tweet. Another user wrote, “This sounds dirty and nasty AF lol ‘Dick pound fat Tuesday hot pockets.'” The stars have aligned!

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Check out more about “Dick Pound” and “BisexualMenExist” trending on Twitter: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/dick-pound-bisexual-men-exist-twitter/

Horny Olympians Can Hook Up In Cardboard Beds

OlympicTinderThis year’s Olympic athletes will be sleeping on cardboard beds—but they can still go for the gold between the sheets. According to the mattress’ manufacturer, the only rule for the eco-friendly sleeping alternative is no threeways. “We’ve conducted experiments, like dropping weights on top of the beds,” a mattress representative said. “As long as they stick to just two people in the bed, [the sleepers] should be strong enough to support the load.”

“The recyclable beds are a great gesture . . . until the athletes finish their said events and the 1000’s of condoms handed out all over the village are put to use,” tweeted Australian basketball player Andrew Bogut. The bed frames will be recycled into paper products after the events, while the mattress components, which are not made of cardboard, will be turned into plastic products, officials said. The 2020 Games will mark the first times that Olympic beds and bedding will be made of renewable materials–we’ll see how well they hold up.

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Check out more about cardboard beds being designed for horny Olympic athletes: https://nypost.com/2020/01/12/frisky-2020-olympic-athletes-can-hook-up-in-cardboard-beds-but-no-threesomes/

Adam Rippon Had A Backpack With ‘Thousands’ Of Condoms At Olympics

condomsFigure skater Adam Rippon was prepared for the Olympics in more way than one. LGBTQ-hero Rippon—who became a breakout star after winning bronze in the 2018 PyeongChang Games—told a naughty anecdote on Al Roker’s show. He said he had heard stories in the media about Olympians going through countless condoms in the Olympic Village, so when he got to his dorm and didn’t find any, he was disappointed.

Rippon said that it was only when he went to a medical center for a routine drug test that he spotted a stockpile. He told Roker that staff told him those were the only condoms available, and he said, “I walked over with my backpack, and I dumped maybe 2,000 condoms into my backpack.” Rippon knows how to really winat the big games!

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Check out more about Adam Rippon stockpiling condoms in his backpack at the Olympics: https://pagesix.com/2019/03/13/adam-rippon-had-a-backpack-with-thousands-of-condoms-at-olympics/?_ga=2.241619585.2058348873.1552700188-508620096.1543975535

Couple Has Sex In the Background Of a Live Olympics Broadcast

Image Source: BBC Sport on Twitter
Image Source: BBC Sport on Twitter

One British News Anchor for the BBC just found out on live television that in Rio, sex on the beach is more than just a fruity cocktail. The anchor found himself awkwardly switching to a different news story when a couple behind him appeared to be “going for the gold” during a live broadcast from the Rio Olympic games. “For those asking what’s going on in the background on social media, we’re not going to zoom in but rest assured, it’s not that,” he frantically explained.“It’s just a hug.”

Then he added, “They’re reading a book. They’re reading a book in a strange pose, OK?” Smiling playfully, he continued: “It’s merely a book, we’ll find out what the book is maybe a little later on. We’re not going any closer to that.” Noticeably trying not to laugh, he sent viewers over to men’s basketball. He later retweeted the clip, saying “It’s live TV,” with a tearful, laughing emoji. “Anything can happen!” As one woman tweeted in reply: “We make love not war in Rio. Don’t judge.”

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Check out the video of a couple having sex in the background of a live news broadcast below and read more on the Daily News website

Tinder Usage Spikes 129 Percent at Olympic Village

OlympicTinderIt seems the Olympic athletes in Rio are doing a lot more than just sitting on the beach in their spare time. According to a new report, Tinder usage has more than doubled at the Olympic village since the start of the games. And a Tinder spokesperson just confirmed that user matches on the popular dating app increased 129 percent over the weekend!

With approximately 10,000 Olympic athletes living in the secluded 31-building compound, it’s not surprising that they’re looking for ways to, um, unwind after the pressure and demands of competing. “The Olympics is a very sexually charged time,” an online and mobile dating expert told the press. Swedish athlete Marcus Nyman confirmed this, saying “A lot of the athletes here are using this app,” while adding that he got 10 matches in his first day in Rio. Well, it sure seems the athletes will be putting their 450,000 free condoms to good use!

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Check out more about the 2016 Olympic athletes looking for love here: https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/tinder-usage-spikes-129-percent-at-rio-olympic-village-w433742