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Suburban Moms Reveal The Scandalous Places They’ve Had Sex

white-1822497_640It seems moms in the suburbs are enjoying very frisky sex lives. A new sex survey reveals how much they fuck—and even all the naughty places they’ve fucked. About 80 per cent reported having sex at least once a month and 44 per cent have sex at least once a week.

The soccer moms are also plenty adventurous when it comes to the sex they’re having: one woman said she’s fucked “In the car parked outside random houses on the way back from dinner.” Other respondents said they’ve had sex on the in-laws’ dining room table, golf courses, and at the Opera House. One MILF recalled, “On the boardroom table at the law firm I worked at! My partner also gave me oral sex while I was working in my office with the door closed one evening while there were still people there.” Naughty, naughty moms!

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Check out more about all the places suburban moms have had sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5961405/Suburban-mums-reveal-exactly-sex-theyre-having.html

6 Pieces of Furniture Ranked By Difficulty of Having Sex on Them

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Distractify came up with a comprehensive (and brilliant!) study about the difficulty of getting it on on 13 common pieces of household furniture. Some are silly (a lamp), while others are surprising (it’s harder to fuck in the shower than it is on a toilet). Check out some highlights of the list (and see the entire thing below):

6. Rocking Chair
Even though this seems like it would be the perfect piece of furniture to have sex on (like a sex swing but on the ground), it is surprisingly unruly.
5. Kitchen Counter
While movies would have you believe that the kitchen counter is the hottest place in the house to get it on, one attempt at it will prove Hollywood a big fat liar. Sadly, its hard surface and sharp edges make it unsustainable for a long fuck fest. But it’s still great for foreplay!
4. Shower
Distractify: “A shower is basically a formation of vertical, slippery surfaces upon which you desperately cling for the hope of some traction, but in the end one person always ends up being unable to breathe because they’re under the stream of water, and the other person is exhausted from trying to cling to the tiles.”
3. Toilet
The toilet doesn’t scream romance, and for good reason: the lid’s often loose, the water’s an obstacle, etc. etc.
2. Desk
This one’s a classic—and so hot! The only drawback: the clean-up afterward, since you’ll inevitably be sweeping everything onto the floor in a mad fit of passion!
1. Gliding Foot Rest
Distractify again: “The single greatest piece of furniture to ever be utilized for a romantic occasion…What we once called “doggy style” the foot rest has transformed into a thing of grace. What was once “the missionary”? Now a mesmerizing sexual ballet.”

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Check out the full list!