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7 Best/Worst Lines From ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Author’s New Erotic Book

SexyvictoriaX02Author of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” E.L. James, just unveiled her new erotic book—and it’s proving to be just as filthy as the now infamous BDSM one. The 512-page “orgasm opus” is written from the perspectives of both wealthy horn-dog Trevelyan and the 23-year-old virgin Demachi, and it’s every bit as raunchy as you’d expect from the writer. Here are the best/worst lines from the book:

  1. “She tastes of lipstick and Jägermeister — an intriguing combination.”
  2. “She was some nameless fuck who moaned a great deal both in and out of bed.”
  3. “She gasps, and it’s a call to my bursting dick.”
  4. “She’s standing in the hall. Eyes wide. Clutching a broom. Naked.”
  5. ‘Sorry.’ She giggles and opens the gun. ‘Can I have another shoot?’”
  6. “Fuck. A. Duck.”
  7. “Her hips are flexing in that age-old beat, and her legs stiffen beneath me.”

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Check out more about E.L. James’ new erotic book: https://nypost.com/2019/04/16/fifty-shades-of-grey-author-e-l-james-unveils-new-book-the-mister/

This is How Couples Reacted to Reading the Latest ’50 Shades’

50 shades of gray - 46 of them water based acrylics The latest installment of the BDSM classic Fifty Shades of Grey was released to eager fans last summer. Since then, Buzzfeed wanted to find out how couples would react to reading Grey to each other for the first time. Some couples imagined they’d be turned on, while others were already giggling at the sure to be over the top sex scenes. Here are some highlights of couples reacting to Grey (check out the hilarious video below).

“Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick,” reads one extremely amused girlfriend. It didn’t take long to notice that there seems to be three people in the relationship—“Grey, her, and his cock!” At a different point a gay guy astutely asks, “does it seem like this book was written by a fifth grader?” Then they read one of the racier—and for some, bewildering—parts in the book: “An image of her shackled to my bed, peeled ginger root inserted in her ass so she can clutch her buttocks…” And then there was this amazing observation about the heroine’s “cock-tightening grin”: “What an adjective!” a girlfriend exclaims. Last but not least, we’ll just leave you with this gem that had every couple lose it: “I’m going to make you cum like a freight train, baby!”

Want to have a kinky experience yourself? As long as you don’t refer to your cock in the third person, we say, “All aboard!”

Check out the video of couples reading Grey on Buzzfeed  or watch below: