Kristin Cavallari Reveals Inventive Way Her Husband Unclogged Her Milk Ducts

freethenipWho says you can’t have a hot sex life after having kids? According to Kristin Cavallari, it just requires a little perseverance and imagination. The former star of The Hill stalked about her resourceful sex life post-kids on her new reality show on E!

In a recent promo for an upcoming episode, Cavallari tells her dinner companions that she had “Major clogged ducts. Jay had to get them out for me, sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.” While this might sound like a fetish thing, it seems the couple simply found a fun way to get the job done. These two give new meaning to the phrase, “Got Milk?”

Looking for some kinky fun? We’re all about getting creative here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Kristin Cavallari saying her husband unclogged her milk ducts by “sucking harder than he’s ever sucked”: https://jezebel.com/kristin-cavallari-says-jay-cutler-unclogged-her-milk-du-1833986228

Coffee Shop With ‘Naked’ Waitresses Cover Nipples With Tiny Stickers 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_pizzaA risque coffee shop in Washington is giving customers the jolt they’re after with its semi-nude baristas. The gimmick is simple: glamorous women serve up hot beverages in hardly any clothes at all. Baristas can opt to wear a skimpy bikini, but most cover their nipples with tiny stickers paired with some very revealing underwear.

Inevitably, the coffee shop’s alternative dress code has drawn criticism from Washington residents, despite its soaring ratings on Yelp. But the female owner maintains the sexy uniform is a way to “empower women” by helping them to “feel good about themselves.” She says, “Women everywhere have the right to vote, to be gay, to be successful community leaders and business owners, or even run for president.” Not surprisingly, the mostly male clientele agree with the owner, claiming it’s nothing but harmless fun.

Looking for something a bit risque yourself? We’ve got just the thing to give you the jolt you’re hankering for!

Check out more about the coffee shop with bikini-clad baristas: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/coffee-shop-backlash-naked-waitresses-10061506

‘Fifty Shades’ Star Banned From Press Tour For Talking About Nipple Clamps

Marcia Gay Harden—who stars in the Fifty Shades of Grey sequel as the mother of sexy bad boy Christian Grey—was reportedly banned by the film’s PR team from getting too raunchy in promotional interviews. Considering the film is based on a smutty erotica novel, the decision came as quite a shock to fans, including Harden herself. According to the actress, she sent out “some naughty little tweets” about nipple clamps that the press tour deemed too racy for the film.

Harden told the Sun, “I’m a good girl, I fell in line. Because [this film is] supposed to be more about the ‘romance.’” But that didn’t stop her from sharing her tweet: it included a picture of a sex toy, and read, “‘Dear Christian, thank you so much for that lovely bracelet under the Christmas tree. Perhaps it wasn’t meant for me. Oh well, so pretty.’” The fans loved it, and gamely replied, “No, that wasn’t for you, Mama Grey, oh no.” Harden concluded, “I don’t think they want us being too overtly sexual in interviews” since “[Fifty Shades Darker] is a love story after all.” Oh no, Mama Grey—so naughty!

Want to have some naughty fun yourself? We’re always game here!

Check out more about Mama Grey getting banned from the press tour for nipple clamps: https://jezebel.com/let-marcia-gay-harden-talk-about-nipple-clamps-on-the-f-1792061076

The Genderless Nipples Instagram Proves That All Nipples Are Created Equal 

freethenipA new Instagram account specializing in genderless nipples proves that a nipple is a nipple is a nipple. The account has been collecting various nip pics in extreme close-ups to show that out of context, no one can tell if a nipple belongs to a man or a woman. This point seems important during an era where the “Free the Nipple” movement is gaining so much traction.

While the account is generally about freeing the nip, it seems particularly geared toward Instagram’s nudity policy, which allows male nipples but gets bent out of shape over female ones. As Slate says, “With this account, the proof is in the pudding, or rather, the nipples: It is indeed impossible to tell what gender the people these nipples are attached to identify with and therefore also impossible to determine which ones you are supposed to consider sexy and get turned on by.” It also set a clever nipple trap that Instagram fell right into, again proving its point: after one week, the platform disabled the account due to a post that violated its community guidelines. The post was of a man’s nipple.

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Check out more about the genderless nipples Instagram account: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/12/07/genderless_nipple_accounts_on_instagram_prove_that_nipples_are_universally.html

Magical Liquid Strips Away Clothes in Sexy New Video

Image Source: Screencapture from vimeo.com/fitzgeraldtim

There’s a new video by Tim Fitzgerald making the rounds on the internet that shows sexy peoples’ clothes being stripped off with a magical liquid. And it’s really cool! A splash of the crazy liquid makes clothes immediately disappear wherever it lands, like invisible paint that vaporizes whatever it touches. And not only is it really, really cool, it’s also super hot! (watch the video below).

In one part of the video, you see a sexy woman’s ass magically revealed through her tight mini-skirt as soon as the liquid is thrown at her booty. Then, a guy spits the liquid all over a woman’s crotch, and her bare pussy is suddenly revealed. And it doesn’t stop there: the liquid is splashed over dudes too, revealing sudden cocks of all shapes and sizes. When a woman drips the stuff over her shirt, her nipples suddenly appear. So, what’s the crazy liquid? A neat camera trick using paint! They film once with green paint splashing on the people and another time with everyone naked, then layer the footage on top of each other, making it appear as though the splashing liquid were vaporizing clothes into mid-air!

In the mood to have your mind blown? We can make your clothes suddenly disappear right here!

Check out the video.

Paint Stripper from Tim Fitzgerald on Vimeo.
 

NEWS: Will You Be A Nipple Ink Trailblazer?

Okay so I thought anal bleaching was odd, but that is sooo last season. The up and coming cosmetic procedure is Nipple tattooing or “tittooing.” Tatting the nips is the new fashion trend in Liverpool, England. Europe is usually a few fashionable steps ahead of the U.S. but don’t fret I’m confident this service will be offered at your local tattoo parlor shortly!

This procedure was originally used during breast reconstruction but it seems now women are having the tittooing done to make their nipples darker, rounder, and larger! WAIT, as a woman I thoroughly enjoy my pink nipples, and when did silver dollar size nipples become popular again?

Gary Proudman, a clinician who’s an avid tittooer states:

“A lot of people want their nipples made darker. It’s the fashion. Some people think theirs are too pink or their boyfriends want them done. I think sometime they are doing it because they are conscious of them being pale and they think it’s fashionable to have dark nipples. They’ll look at the magazines and page 3 and unfortunately a lot of it might be peer pressure. The girls get them done so they can go topless and not be embarrassed, or when they’re in a changing room and getting changed. They can go on holiday in front of their partners, go for massages, spray tans and just not be conscious of their body.”

The process takes 2 hours and costs $2k, and lasts from 1 year to 18 months. I think at that price I’d use a magic marker.  For those who love tattooing though, this just might make sense!

 

 

Link to Article: https://perezhilton.com/cocoperez/2013-04-17-nipple-tattooing-tittooing-is-the-latest-cosmetic-trend/?from=tease_perezhilton#.UW_vyBxZcc8

NEWS: No More Fuss for the Bust!

This is epic news for the ladies. The necessity of wearing a bra to keep your bosoms lifted and perky could all be a sham, according to French doctor, Jean-Denis Rouillon. Rouillon studied 330 women over 15 years.  What a pimp! In his 15 years of research he found that women who wore a bra on a regular basis would notice the twins heading down south more than women that went commando.

“Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity,” Rouillon said in a radio interview Wednesday. “On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra.” This is totally liberating, but for us ladies with Nat Geo nipples we may still have to rock a bra with certain material.  While on the subject of nipples, Rouillon also noted that for women who didn’t wear bras, ”on average their nipples lifted seven millimeters in one year in relation to the shoulders.” Think of all of the money women will save, and all of the boners it will cause!

I have full intentions to trailblaze the sans bra fashion this summer. If it stirs up any controversy my response will be  “It’s what the French are doing!” Happy Friday!

On a completely separate and unrelated note:  Ryan Gosling. You’re welcome…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zAbT0NkcLU