2 Comedians Tried To Have a Conversation While Sitting On Vibrators

magicwandarthistoryComedian Nikki Glaser made a very exciting parody of Jerry Seinfeld’s popular webseries, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee—except her coffee excursion includes the use of sex toys! In the episode on Glaser’s Comedy Central Show, Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, Glaser and her friend and fellow comedian Sara Shaefer sit on Magic Wand vibrators while attempting to have a conversation—appropriately about squirting! And to make matters even more interesting, they handed the controls of the vibrators to others offscreen (watch the video below).

It didn’t take long before Sara Shaefer yelled her safe word, “Theon Greyjoy! That means Winter is coming. I’m Winter.” Shaefer was in the middle of explaining how she prefers other terms besides squirting, like “SPLASH MOUNTAIN!” Once she collected herself, she explained that the first time she squirted, it was like a water balloon had popped between her legs. Then she asked a wide-eyed Glaser, “Okay, are you coming right now or are you shocked by the story?” In the end, they decided that the coffee was the best they ever had—and that they should really do this more often.

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Check out “Comedians Sitting on Vibrators Getting Coffee”: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/comedians-sitting-on-vibrators/

There’s a R&B Song About When Sex Goes Horribly Wrong

imagesR&B songs always make sex sound, well, so sexy (not to mention also make you want to have sex immediately!). But let’s face it, sometimes sex doesn’t go the way it does in a R&B song. Comedian Nikki Glaser understands this, and so she teamed up with Omarion to write a song about sex that “Usher makes look so easy” but how, somehow, “something always goes wrong.”

A lot of these scenarios (which Nikki got from real dudes sharing their worst sex stories) might seem familiar: “Nuts on your chin, when my mom walks in.” Or what about when you “can’t find no lube in this hotel room” so you have to use shampoo: ”Got Johnson & Johnson all over my Johnson.” And the situations definitely aren’t pretty, like when your girl’s on her period—so you fuck her in the ass! We all know how it goes when you try to “make that pussy dry,” but just can’t “fuck like they do in a R&B song.”

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Check out the R&B song about when sex goes wrong here: https://jezebel.com/omarion-and-nikki-glaser-sing-about-what-happens-when-s-1782417942