Tag: New Zealand

New Zealand Prime Minister Responds To X-Rated Question About Casual Sex

Jacinda Ardern has given a very fitting response to a comedian’s X-rated question about New Zealand’s Covid sex rules. While a vaccine ad airing across the nation has suggested “two shots” of Pfizer are needed “to do the deed,” politicians haven’t addressed the matter directly. With Kiwis confused over sex guidelines, a comedian shared a satirical video calling on journalists to ask Ms Ardern and Director General of Health Dr Ashley Bloomfield when people can “go out and fuck a stranger.”

He adds, “Because I feel like that is something we all want to know: When can we all go out and just fuck someone we don’t know?” The viral clip gained the attention of thousands of social media users—including the prime minister herself. In response to the comedian’s questions—which also included clarity on the government’s policy on “orgies”—the nation’s leader appropriately commented by posting a shocked face emoji, which has since racked up thousands of “likes.”

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Check out more about the New Zealand prime minister’s response to a question about fucking strangers: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10214961/Covid-New-Zealand-Jacinda-Ardern-responds-comedian-Chris-Parkers-question-casual-sex-rules.html

Potters Get Raunchy With Ceramic Dildo Making Workshop

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New Zealand ceramicists really know how to keep busy during quarantine. The potters created a ceramic sex aid-making workshop, in which artists make their own ceramic dildos. “Some of the oldest ceramic works ever found are of phalluses,” says a member of Wellington Potters’ Association. “This isn’t exactly brand new, people have been doing this for thousands of years.”

She noted that pottery dildos are easily sterilized, could be warmed, and unlike latex versions did not pose the risk of leeching chemicals into the body. The ceramicist is no stranger to X-rated work: she won an award for her work entitled “Vagina Teapot.” She hopes the workshop will promote sex-positivity and empower women sexually, adding “At the same time it will provide an excellent avenue for those wanting to explore different types of creative expression, gender identity, and sexual empowering through art.”

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Check out more about a dildo pottery workshop in New Zealand: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9012915/Ceramic-dildo-row-puts-Kiwi-potters-spin.html

New Zealand Government Uses “Porn Actors” In Ad Campaign

New Zealand knows that sex sells, which is why they used “porn actors” in their new ad campaign. The government tried to grab people’s attention on the somewhat dull subject of online safety with XXX stars. In the ad, the nude porn stars greet a hapless mother, telling her that her son has just been watching them online.

The pair then insist on having a talk with the boy about what he saw them doing. “We don’t even talk about consent do we?” the woman says. “No, we just get straight to it.” “Yeah, and I would never act like that in real life,” the man adds. A spokesperson for the ad says, “You don’t need to have all the answers, but supporting your child and giving that ‘adult’ guidance as they navigate the choppy waters of the online world will really make a difference.”

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Check out more about the New Zealand government using porn actors in an ad campaign: https://nypost.com/2020/06/22/new-zealand-government-uses-porn-actors-in-ad-campaign-on-cyber-safety/

New Zealanders Warned Against Licking ‘Sexy Pavement Lichen’

sexy-scientistNew Zealanders are being warned against consuming or licking a certain kind of lichen that grows on roads, pavements, and shaded rocky areas, after claims it’s a natural alternative to Viagra. It’s even earned the nickname “sexy pavement lichen.” The lichen’s discovered properties have led to multiple products being sold online purporting to enhance libido and cure erectile dysfunction — but an analysis showed one of these was “80 percent Viagra, and 20 percent grass clippings.”

While it grows abundantly throughout New Zealand as well as other areas, a sexy lichen scraped right off the pavement is actually toxic, and will also apparently be high in lead, arsenic, mercury and zinc. As one person tweeted, “Botanists: ‘Do not eat the sexy pavement lichen’; New Zealanders: ‘Eat the lichen Eat the lichen Eat the lichen Eat the lichen Eat the lichen Eat the lichen Eat the lichen Eat the lichen Eat the lichen Eat the lichen.’” Pretty much…

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Check out more about sexy pavement lichen: https://mashable.com/article/sexy-pavement-lichen-is-a-thing/