Everyone Is Watching Porn On Netflix

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From “365 Days” to real hardcore sex in “Love,” horny viewers are very thankful to Netflix for the porn. “Love” is in Netflix’s Top 10 most-watched movies and shows for a reason—it is tagged as both “steamy” and “cerebral,” but it features actual sex. The film from Gaspar Noe was released back in 2015 in 3D cinemas, where you could see cum come flying at your face.

In the very first scene, a woman drags her nipple up and down a man’s erect penis as she masturbates him and he fingers her clitoris, which is pointed directly at the camera. The scene continues in a single take for nearly three full minutes, climaxing—heh—when he ejaculates. The sex scenes were filmed by porn stars, and the cum you see is in fact actual cum.

Looking for something “steamy?” Come check out our hardcore action right here at NiteFlirt!

Here’s more about watching porn on Netflix: https://www.thedailybeast.com/everyone-is-watching-porn-on-netflix-from-365-days-to-real-hardcore-sex-in-love?ref=scroll

Actress Learns True Meaning Of ‘Netflix On Chill’ After Embarrassing Tweet

netflixandchillAlexandra Daddario learned the actual meaning of “Netflix and chill” when she confessed on Twitter that she’d been using it to describe her quiet nights at home watching TV. The actress tweeted out a message to her followers asking, “Ok I need to know what Netflix and chill means? Is it not literal? I thought it was literal, right?” She added, “I seriously thought Netflix and chill was literal, have been telling friends I spend most nights Netflix and chilling and inviting them to do with me on a regular basis.”

One of her followers explained, “Netflix and chill? means the same as ‘Do you want to come upstairs for a nightcap/coffee?’ It’s code. Because most of us haven’t learned how to just say ‘I’d like to have sex with you. Do you want to have sex with me?”‘ Someone else replied, “We could rename it Hulu and fuck.” While another person shared, “It’s a bit like that scene from True Detective with the handcuffs,” a reference to her character, Lisa, who seduced Woody Harrelson’s Marty in season one of the hit HBO crime drama. That’s just adorable… naive, and adorable!

In the mood to spend the night at home? Let’s Netflix and chill… but on NiteFlirt!

Check out more about an actress learning the actual meaning of ‘Netflix and chill’: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7793483/Alexandra-Daddario-confesses-just-learned-true-meaning-Netflix-chill-really-means.html

The Hottest Movie Sex Scenes, Ever

netflixandchillThe next time you’re looking to Netflix and Chill, look no further than these streamy movies. They offer much in the way of sexual inspiration—and they’re also just really entertaining. Here are the hottest movie sex scenes ever shown on the big screen (check out the full list below).

  1. Wild Things
    Two sexy lesbians getting it on in a pool? A legendary sex scene is born.
  2. The Brown Bunny
    This film is infamous for featuring unsimulated oral sex between Chloe Sevigny and Vincent Gallo. But its under-the-table blowjob scene is pretty incredible, too.
  3. Shame
    This film offers excessive sex scenes—think Michael Fassbender fucking his way through New York in a variety of creative pairings!
  4. Fear
    Who can ever forget Reese Witherspoon getting fingered on a roller coaster as a 90s remake of “Wild Horses” plays?
  5. Risky Business
    As Refinery 29 says, “If you could not follow Rebecca De Mornay and Tom Cruise’s lead on the G train during rush hour, that’d be great.”
  6. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
    This heroine is very into dominating. Let’s hear it for girls on top!
  7. Nina Takes a Lover
    We’ve got two words for you: ladder sex.
  8. Revolutionary Road
    Kitchen counter sex is the best sex!
  9. Marie Antoinette
    Let’s just say Marie Antoinette had a rich and full sex life. Let her eat cake!
  10. The Hunger
    Susan Sarandon having sex with Catherine Deneuve? Yes please!

Looking for something steamy? Come find sexual inspiration right here!

Check out more of the best sex scenes ever: https://www.refinery29.com/2013/09/53441/movie-sex-scenes#slide-49

The Sexiest Movies on Netflix That Somehow Passed the Porn Censors

netflixandchillDid you know there’s plenty of real-life porn to be enjoyed on Netflix from the comfort of your home? The movies featuring XXX action on the streaming platform are promising to take “Netflix and chill” to the next level. Grab your popcorn and a box of kleenex: here are the dirtiest movies on Netflix for your viewing pleasure.

  1. Starlet
    This movie not only features the great-great-granddaughter of Ernest Hemingway, but also an actual XXX sex scene. Porn star Zoe Voss acts as body double in the naughty scene.
  2. Nymphomaniac Vol 1 & Nymphomaniac Vol 2
    Lars Von Trier’s two-part drama chronicling a woman with a sex addiction is racy enough on its own. But the movie is one-of-a-kind for its exciting use of special effects: Von Trier actually filmed real porn stars having sex, but then he digitally placed their genitals onto the bodies of actors like Charlotte Gainsbourg or Shia Labeouf!
  3. Blue Is the Warmest Color
    This film features perhaps the hottest unsimulated sex scenes in film history. The drama explores the frenetic same-sex relationship between two women—and the graphic sex scenes have definitely earned its NC-17 rating!
  4. Wetlands
    This raunchy comedy features an eighteen year old who loves to masturbate and explore sexual taboos. As Daily Dot says, “While the film is graphic, there’s no real simulated sex, until one horrific scene involving four men and a pizza.”
  5. Kink
    This documentary pulls back the sheets on kink.com, a global leader for BDSM fetish porn. It showcases bondage and sadomasochism pornography, with plenty of kink and BDSM footage spread across its 80 minutes to whet your appetite.

Looking for a little “Netflix and chill” yourself? Come get graphic with us right here!

Check out more naughty movies on Netflix: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/porn-on-netflix/

‘Pokémon Go and Blow’ Sex Craze Is Sweeping the Internet

pokemonsexEverywhere you look, people are (literally) walking around with their heads in the game, completely adsorbed in Pokémon Go. But it seems there’s one unexpected side effect of everyone’s Pokémon addiction: horniness. And now there’s an internet craze called “Pokémon Go and Blow” that is replacing “Netflix and Chill” as the next NSA hook up slogan.

Places like Craigslist, Reddit, and Twitter are overflowing with sex-related Pokémon ads. Most people want to “bang our way through a region or two” or “meet up, level up, catch a Jigglypuff, and hook up.” One astute Twitter user noticed how quickly and overwhelmingly “Pokémon Go and Blow” was replacing “Netflix and Chill”: “Netflix and chill is dead. Now it’s Pokemon go and have sex in random spots in your neighborhood.” Some ads are very direct: “Will suck dick for Haunter” and “looking for a 420 friendly girl to go on a Pokemon Go hunt with tonight and rub your clit in my car in between our missions.” Others are more tongue-in-cheek: “Lemme take a Pikachu.” One thing’s for sure—horny nerds sure want to Pokechill!

Looking for something exciting yourself? We’re always up for a wild, kinky adventure!

Check out more about the Pokémon Go and Blow internet sex craze here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/casual-encounters-column-pokemon-go/

12 Sex Positions Everyone in a Long Term Relationship Should Try

Image(s) Source: Flo Perry/BuzzFeedWhether or not you’re looking to spice up your sex life, Buzzfeed has you covered with their newest illustrated article, “12 Sex Positions Everyone in a Long Term Relationship Should Try.” If you’re in a long term relationship, you’ll probably recognize at least a few of these—everything from pets watching you fuck to trying not to make any noise while getting it on at your parent’s place. Here are the 12 sex positions you’re probably very familiar with in a long term relationship.

  1. The “Still Secretly Watching TV” position.
    Ah, yes. You start fooling around on the couch, but just can’t bring yourself to stop watching once the “Netflix and chill” commences.
  2. The “Weird Thing You Read About So You’ll Try It Once” position.
    Novel sex, i.e., try it once and leave it alone sex.
  3. The “Least Movement Possible Spooning” position.
    Now that’s some lazy, lazy sex. Great if you’re really, really hungover.
  4. The “Pet Is Judging Us” position.
    Oh, those quirky pets! Sometimes, they’re just too cute to move…
  5. The “Sex With All Your Clothes On” position.
    AKA, the “It’s fucking freezing!” sex
  6. The “Really Fucking Quiet” position.
    AKA, the “Don’t want parents to hear us have sex” sex
  7. The “I Did Something Different To My Pubes” position
    Ta dah! Let’s fuck!
  8. The “We Must Have Sex In This Hotel Immediately” position.
    What is it about hotel sex that is just so freakin’ hot?!
  9. The “Terribly Impractical Bathroom” position.
    “Splish splash, we were taking a bath…”
  10. The “We Only Have 25 Minutes Before We Have To Leave The House” position.
    One, two, three orgasm!
  11. The “We Are Both Home Alone In The Middle Of The Day” position.
    Sounds like the perfect day to us!
  12. The “Same Shit You Always Do” position.
    Old Reliable is always welcome!

Looking to spice things up yourself? Whatever position you’re hankering for, we are always game to try!

Check out “12 Sex Positions Everyone in a Long Term Relationship Should Try” and all of Flo Perry’s fantastic illustrations here.

8 Types of Guys You’ll Always Find on Tinder

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: isherwoodchrisIf you’re a single gal navigating the strange and exciting world known as Tinder, you probably already know the types of guys you’ll usually find. You’ve inevitably seen the bathroom selfies, the shirtless pics, and the Netflix and Chill guys. Straight guys on Tinder come in a few different forms—here are the 8 most common and entertaining ones as compiled by Distractify.

  1. The naked guy
    Sure, you want to be turned off by seeing a hot naked guy on Tinder, but let’s be honest, who can resist that perfectly toned ass?
  2. The guy with all the requirements
    “‘No Redsox fans, fatties need not apply, hot girls only’ … insert really any offensive demand here.”
  3. The guy with the disclaimers
    “The girl in the picture is my sister. Oh, the girl on my lap? My cousin. Baby’s not mine either. He calls me daddy though, dunno why.”
  4. The creepy guy
    His profile comes complete with un-subtle sexual innuendos, and count on him asking you at exactly 3 months if you’re dtf.
  5. The satirical guy
    Full of carefully crafted ironic gems, this guy, according to Distractify, you should actually probably bone!
  6. The guy who’s in a committed relationship with his abs
    This guy “works hard plays hard!” But he’s probably too busy working and playing with his abs to pay too much attention to you.
  7. The married guy
    There’s always one of these guys—and he doesn’t even try to hide it!
  8. The rich guy
    “Unsolicited ATM receipts are like unsolicited dick pics—while the size impresses me for a minute or two, my awe is soon replaced by disgust and I begin to doubt the authenticity.”

Looking for a little Netflix and Chill tonight? We aren’t married or in a relationship with our abs here!

Check out more guys you’ll always find on Tinder here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/21/margot-tinder-sucks

If “Netflix and Chill” Were Honest

netflixandchillA new hilarious video on Buzzfeed (watch below) goes behind the seemingly innocent invitation to “Netflix and chill tonight?” As it turns out, what the question is actually asking is: “Do you want to bang tonight?” Yup, sounds about right!

In the video, a dude tells his roommate to “stay the fuck in your room” before his date comes over. When she does, they try to act casual and pretend to know things about wine before it’s time to “divert this nervous energy by looking at a screen.” Because, really, it’s all about wanting to “make out a lot”— and “do other stuff….” So after about 10 or 20 minutes of “hiding [your] boner with [your] elbow,” and saying things just to get close to each other’s mouth, it’s finally time to say “fuck it” and make a move! And, eventually, to pause the movie—or not!

Feel like coming over for a little “Netflix and chill?” We know what you’re really asking—and we like it!

Check out “If ‘Netflix and Chill’ Were Honest” here.