Tag: naughty

5 Naughtiest Hotels in the World

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexWhat better way to prepare for the debauchery that is the holidays than with a get-away to a naughty hotel? That’s right, there are hotels all around the world that cater to all the thrills and excitement you’re seeking on a hot sex-cation. From adult-only facilities to topless pools, these hotels are your best bet for getting on Santa’s naughty list this year!

  1. Liberty Inn, New York City
    This place has a vending machine selling sex toys and condoms right in the lobby! The rooms come with six channels of free porn, sexy mood lighting, and provided “exercise pillows”—let’s get physical!
  2. Spice Lanzarote, Canary Islands
    This place is adult-only, clothing-optional, and has a huge outdoor jacuzzi with adult-oriented entertainment! It also has a room for private and group sex parties, a spa offering regular and sensual body treatments, and services such as couples’ erotic photo shoots. Oh la la!
  3. Desire Resort & Spa Riviera Maya
    This is a couples-only, clothing-optional resort that attracts a wide range of guests: older couples, young nudists, and even swingers! Sex is allowed in some public places such as the outdoor jacuzzi and the Sin Room, and all the rooms have spacious bathrooms and naughty décor, including the Kama Sutra themed room.
  4. Artisan Hotel, Las Vegas
    This place is artsy with a kinky twist. Mirrors line the walls and ceilings, as well as a range of eclectic, erotic art. The rooms come equipped with Intimacy Kits, the pool is topless, and porn stars regularly perform karaoke for the guests. The red velvet and black leather furniture, candles, and marble are sure to add to the sexy, naughty vibe for this strictly 21 and over hotel!
  5. Island House, Key West
    This hotel for gay men in historic Key West is everything you’d be looking for on your gay-cation. Clothing optional parties at the hopping bar that stays open till 4 am is a great way to meet hot guys looking for a great time. The spa and various rooms all have erotic décor, and guests can explore the island on gay nude sailing trips to nearby reefs, gay snorkeling outings, and trips to secluded beaches.

Want to get into some naughtiness yourself this holiday season? We can make you feel like you’re on a hot, exciting getaway right here!

Check out more of the naughtiest hotels in the world here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/oyster/the-13-naughtiest-hotels_b_8761366.html

10 Sexual Christmas Decorations

sexyxmaswomanIt’s that time of year when everyone is spreading holiday cheer—and we aren’t talking about songs and presents. What is it about Christmas that brings out people’s naughty side? From humping reindeers, to explicit Mr. and Mrs. Claus ornaments, we’ve got 10 Christmas decorations that prove there’s nothing innocent about stocking stuffers (check out the images below).

  1. XXX Mr. and Mrs. Claus Ornaments
    Santa is hanging from the tree in his birthday suit with his hat covering his dick, while Mrs. Claus is naked and holding her big tits! You made the naughty list this year, Santa!
  2. ‘Jingle My Bells’ Ugly Sweater
    Two jingle bells right over the tits. This ugly sweater is sure to spread holiday cheer!
  3. The Festive X-mas Sock—For Your Cock
    The Tuggie is “the fuzzy sock that warms your cock!”
  4. The Blow Job Snow Globe
    That snow man sure looks happy getting his “snow job!”
  5. Santa’s Sack Ornament
    Instead of the usual red sack—Santa’s actual hairy sack!
  6. Feisty Reindeer and Polar Beer Lawn Ornament
    “What says Merry Christmas better than a polar beer rimming a humping reindeer?”
  7. Cock Shaped Christmas Lights
    “They’re just bursting with holiday spirit!”
  8. Elf on a Shelf With a Magical Surprise
    Cock in a box! Surprise!
  9. XXX Reindeer X-mas Mug
    What better way to enjoy hot chocolate than in your favorite humping reindeer holiday mug?
  10. Elf with a Cannon Lawn Ornament
    Oh yes, a totally innocent elf shooting a cock-shaped cannon.

Want to get a little naughty this holiday season? We love stocking stuffers and snow jobs here!

Check out more naughty X-mas decorations here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/05/margot-decorations-you-actually-want

NEWS: 3 Generations of Sex, Intimacy, & Relationships (Part II)

Our survey saga continues and we find out today what a fresh, fierce 40-year-old woman has to say about sex and all that jazz. From what I gathered her answers were a bit more demure when compared to our 50-year-old siren’s answers, however the same self-confidence and grounded comments existed throughout both of their surveys.

I hope you enjoy, and perhaps relate. As a 30-year-old female I’m pretty stoked that women 10-20 years older than me are true pleasure seekers, and are so freely sensual about their wants and needs behind closed doors. Monday we’ll close this piece with the answers from our dirty-thirty chickadee, will she exude the same amount of confidence about intimacy and relationships?

Age:
41.

Current level of sexual libido: 1-5, 5 being you can’t live without sex:
5.

Astrological Sign:
Cancer.

Does astrology play any effect on who you date, or have sex with?
No, but I seem to be attracted to Aries man.

Have you ever been in love, if so how old were you when you were first in love?
30.

What was the astrological sign of the man you were in love with?
Aries.

What did/do love about sex with him?
It was fun and spontaneous and plentiful. He was naughty and cheeky, and loved random PDA’s, especially giving.

What characteristics of a man are you looking for, be detailed and be honest. Also, what characteristics are you looking for in the sheets, and how has that changed since your first sexual experiences if at all?
A man that pushes the boundaries, and takes risks. I like a man to be a man and take control. A little bit of arrogance is a big turn on. Respect and being a gentleman also works.

What is the biggest turn off in bed?
Socks.

Do you enjoy dirty talk, do you contribute to the dirty talk?
A bit of it is fun. I can give as good as I get.

Is there a position that you just dread? Is there a position that you love but are too bashful to ask for?
Not a fan of being on top because of my wobbly bits. No.

Would you change anything about yourself in the bedroom?
No.

Are you open to sex with no attachments, have you ever had that type of relationship and was it a harmonious? (Be honest ladies)
Yes and yes. The relationship served its purpose I got the intimacy I needed as well as some good friends without the strings!

Have you ever been cheated on, and if so, what can your next partner do to ease your fears about cheating?
No. Everyone is different; you cannot walk into a relationship with previous baggage.

Do you feel that men have changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
Age and life makes it all different.

Do you feel that you’ve changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
I have grown as a person, but I know what I want. Practice makes perfect.

When you’ve been in a relationship what have you done to revive the sex life when you’ve hit a rut?
Laugh and stir things up a bit, surprises!

Have you ever tried dating sites, if not are you open to it?
No, not for me.

In a perfect world what is your fairytale ending, marriage? Marriage with kids, unmarried with no kids, unmarried with kids, open relationships, a few more long-term relationships with different men with or without kids?

Marriage, no kids.