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Be A Hero In The Bedroom With These ‘Avengers’ Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mens_sex_toysAs if the new Avengers movie wasn’t thrilling enough, now fans have something even more exciting to look forward to. An Australian sex toy company called Geeky Sex Toys is debuting a new line of Avengers-themed adult novelties in anticipation of Avengers: Infinity War. The company tweeted this teaser: “The time has come!! We are very excited to release out new team of superheroes into the hands of all your naughty nerds!!”

Daily Dot reports, “There’s a naughty version of Thor’s trusty hammer mjölnir, a golden ‘Infinity Fist’ toy, and even a replica of what the company thinks the Hulk’s anatomy looks like.” That’s right: giant green dildos, Captain America butt plugs, and so much more for fans to enjoy. Rest assured, these are not gag gifts (which is reflected in the price), but quality, body-safe sex toys for fans who actually want to get off with Thor’s hammer.

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Check out more about Avengers-themed sex toys: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/avengers-sex-toys-marvel/

This Is What It’s Like To Be A Professional Dominatrix

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexual_dominatrixKristina Marlen is a dominatrix from Berlin who graciously answered questions about what it’s like to be in her profession. When asked about the weirdest thing to ever happen to her on the job, she answered that once she needed to “marry” a Muslim client because his beliefs didn’t allow him to touch any woman he wasn’t married to. In response to her favorite tool or toy, she said that it would have to be rope: “you see, I’m really very passionate about tying people up.”

Her answer to her favorite part of the job is physical contact, since she loves touching people and fulfilling their needs and desires. She confesses that wearing latex can be the most annoying part of the job because, even though it looks really hot, “putting it on, taking care of it, and sweating like a pig in it are all annoying.” And finally, she says instead of safe-words, she uses “the stoplight system”: “red” for stop, “green” for go!

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Check out more about what it’s like to be a professional dominatrix: https://www.buzzfeed.com/philippjahner/secrets-of-a-dominatrix

Woman Sues After Getting Injured By A Drag Queen’s Breasts

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexyqueenWho ever thought going to a drag show could get dangerous? What was supposed to be a fun birthday party at Hamburger Mary’s turned into a million dollar lawsuit, after a woman was injured by drag performer Amanda D’Hod’s breasts. The woman claims she suffered permanent spine and nerve injuries, and is suing for $1.5 million in damages.

According to the complaint, the drag performer allegedly grabbed the woman by the neck during the show and “violently pounds the plaintiff’s head against defendant’s chest up to nine times.” While the face-in-tits trick is beloved by drag queens and exotic dancers alike, the woman says she needed to be treated for cervical pain and headaches at a nearby hospital. It seems not everyone wants to play rough!

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Check out more about a woman getting injured by a drag queen’s breasts: https://thegailygrind.com/2018/03/09/woman-injured-florida-drag-queens-breast-sues-hamburger-marys-1-5-million/

Star Wars Fans Watch Star Wars Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_flasher2Are you curious about what Star Wars porn is like? Well, now you can find out, thanks to Star Wars nerds generously watching it and recording their reactions (check out the video below). “She’s making him do things with mind control,” says one excited fan, watching Princess Leia control a Storm Trooper with her kinky mind.

Another remarks how they’ve replaced whizz-bang effects with the “Stormtrooper’s penis.” All of them were entertained by how different Star Wars porn parodies use “the force” for naughty ends: “He used the force to take off her bra!” In another XXX film, Darth Vader uses the force to get blown by Princess Leia. But then the plot takes an unexpected turn: “He put his lightsaber up her butt!” Now that is how you use the force!

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Here is the video of Star Wars fans watching Star Wars porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/nicolaang/star-wars-fans-watch-star-wars-porn

Someone Liked A Porn Tweet From The Border Force Commissioner’s Account

Jolly young woman sending a text lying on a sofaA mystery person at the Australian Department of Home Affairs has been very naughty recently. Someone liked a porn tweet using the official account of the Australian Force Commissioner—but it definitely wasn’t the commissioner himself, officials have said. “The Daily Mail reported that in July the @ABFComm Twitter account for the Australian Border Force Commissioner, Roman Quaedvlieg, had liked a tweet containing a pornographic clip from a porn account under the name of Lady Mystique,” reports BuzzFeed.

Neither Quaedvlieg or the six staffers who have access to the account admitted to liking the porn tweet, and now there’s an investigation underway by the Australian Commission for Law Enforcement Integrity to try and get to the bottom (or the top!) of the scandalous tweet. So far, no one’s copped to it, and investigators are not ruling out that the account was hacked. In the meantime, Australian Federal Police is still investigating embarrassing Twitter likes by both health minister Greg Hunt and Australian US ambassador Joe Hockey…

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Check out more about someone liking a porn tweet from the Australian Force Commissioner’s account: https://www.buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/the-home-affairs-department-doesnt-know-who-faved-a-porn

Here’s The Most Popular Sex Toy In Your State

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sextoys7Now you can learn what sex toy your state loves, thanks to online adult product retailer Adam & Eve. The company figured out the best-selling sex toy in each state based on sales data from 1.5 million customers who shopped at their site. Here are the sex toys that turn your state on (check out the full list below for all 50 states).

  1. Fifty Shades Greedy Girl G-Spot VibeWest Virginia, Washington, Virginia, Texas, New Mexico, New Jersey, Missouri, Maryland, Indiana, Colorado. Naughty naughty!
  2. Bangin’ Betty Stroker Kit
    Tennessee. This silicone pussy and ass is all about Southern Comfort.
  3. FleshlightSouth Dakota, Michigan, Massachusetts. These states keep it tight!
  4. Vibrating Dual HarnessRhode Island. Giddy up!
  5. Magic WandOregon, Nevada, Hawaii. These smart states know the magic that is the Magic Wand.
  6. Liberator WedgeOklahoma, Alabama. Everyone needs a lift sometimes!
  7. Womanizer DeluxeOhio, New Hampshire, Nebraska, Louisiana, California. This clit suction cup is all the rage these days.
  8. Hydromax Hercules Water Penis PumpNorth Dakota. Getting pumped!
  9. The RabbitNew York, Georgia. It’s a classic for a reason, as these states understand.
  10. We-Vibe SyncFlorida’s really vibing on this sex toy!
  11. Fetish Fantasy Couples Sex MachineArizona—getting kinky!

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Check out more about the most popular sex toy in your state: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/most-popular-sex-toys?utm_term=.iwwwqZYp5M#.xcQxpv345g

The Top Safewords For Kinky Sex

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_KinkyKristinaIf you’re into BDSM, you definitely have a safeword. Recently, sex toy retailer Lovehoney surveyed 1,280 kinky couples from around the world to find out the most popular safewords used in the bedroom. They found that the most popular way to say “Stop” during BDSM were colors and fruit.

“Banana” and “pineapple” are popular ones, but the color “red” is the number one most used safeword among kinksters. Some other creative ones include “Chupacabra” and “hufflepuff.” And as it turns out, saying a celebrity’s name is all it takes to kill the mood: “Michael Jackson,” “Justin Bieber,” “Kelly Clarkson,” and, not surprisingly, “Donald Trump” were all popular safewords.

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Check out more about the top safewords used by kinky couples: https://nypost.com/video/banana-is-one-of-the-top-safewords-for-kinky-couples/

Amazon Tries To Get To The Bottom Of Its Sex Toy Mystery

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mens_sex_toysAmazon is scratching its head over a strange sex toy mystery. Unsolicited packages containing sex toys are being sent to its users, but no one knows why. Amazon says its investigating the X-rated mystery boxes that have been turning up at homes around the US and Canada for the past weeks.

So far, Amazon has had no luck in identifying the naughty Secret Santa. Just last month, a total of 40 individual Amazon items, including a vibrator and a fleshlight, were mailed to students at universities across Canada. Some believe it could be a way of gaming the Amazon review system by creating fake accounts and then giving the product a 5-star review. But Amazon doesn’t think so, and for now is still hot on the heels of the sex toy case.

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Check out more about Amazon users getting unsolicited sex toys: https://nypost.com/2018/02/14/amazon-doesnt-know-why-customers-keep-getting-unsolicited-sex-toys/

Elon Musk Confirms He Was At A Sex Party

Image by McCall Burau Photography via F9 Productions Inc. In the future, we can look forward to self-driving cars and sex parties being the hip, new corporate event. It seems even Elon Musk is going to them—but he doesn’t even know it! Elon Musk was recently unmasked in journalist Emily Chang’s forthcoming book as a person who attended a naughty sex party at a venture capitalist’s home.

A representative for the Tesla and SpaceX founder told Business Insider recently that Musk had indeed attended the wild orgy, but that he thought it was a “corporate” costume party. In an excerpt from Chang’s book, she describes a woman who finds herself “on the floor with two couples, including a male entrepreneur and his wife.” She adds, “The living room had been blanketed in plush white faux fur and pillows, where, as the evening wore on, several people lay down and started stroking one another.” OK, Elon Musk—we totally believe the old “I thought it was a business meeting, not a sex party” excuse!

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Check out more about Elon Musk at a sex party: https://jezebel.com/elon-musk-confirms-he-was-at-a-sex-party-and-didnt-even-1822009703

These Quiet Vibrators Will Help You Masturbate In Peace

imageMany of us have found ourselves in a situation that is less than ideal for masturbation. Whether you have roommates or are visiting parents, you shouldn’t have to go without using your favorite vibrator. Here are some of the quietest ones out there for when you want a silent solo session.

  1. We-Vibe Nova – Not only is this vibrator super powerful but it’s also somehow drop dead silent. It hits the G-spot and the clit at the same time, giving you a mind-blowing orgasm.
  2. Crave Vesper – On first glance, it looks like a chic necklace. But it’s secretly a little vibrator that won’t buzz louder than a cellphone.
  3. Iroha Plus – This discreet little toy is covered in squishy silicone, which muffles the sound of the motor and makes it perfect to grind on. It’s also waterproof so you can bring it into the shower.
  4. Battery Plus Mr Boss – The Mr. Boss has one of the most powerful motors of any battery-operated vibrator, but it’s unbelievably quiet, even when it’s cranked up to the top of its four speeds,” says Refinery29. Intense!

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Check out more of the quietest vibrators: https://www.refinery29.com/best-quiet-vibrators#slide-4