National Enquirer Tried To Extort Jeff Bezos Over Dick Pics

15929936930_14a78eca47_mA shocking headline that read “Bezos Reveals Pecker” was splashed across newsstands recently—but not for the reasons you think. Jeff Bezos has published a letter sent to him by a National Enquirer editor, David Pecker, threatening to publish his dick pics. The editor also claimed to have nude photos of the woman Bezos had an affair with, specifically her “nether regions.”

But Bezos wasn’t having it—he posted the letter, explaining “if in my position I can’t stand up to this kind of extortion, how many people can?” Some of the racy photos include Bezos’ mistress simulating oral sex on a cigar, a naked bathroom selfie, Bezos’ dick and his mistresses’ pussy. Bezos said that while he doesn’t want the world seeing his dick, this issue of tabloids trying to extort him is too huge to ignore.

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Check out more about the National Enquirer trying to extort Jeff Bezos over nude sexts: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6680669/National-Enquirer-threatened-publish-explicit-nude-photos-Jeff-Bezos-mistress.html

Jeff Bezos’ Sext Is Now A Meme

ombinedJeff Bezos is much better at running a billion dollar empire than he is at sexting. According to the National Enquirer, Bezos sexted this to news anchor Lauren Sanchez: “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.” The horny, strange sexts sparked some very creative memes from the internet.

As one Twitter user said, “Jeff Bezos sexts like he’s an AI in a human suit.” Another tweet asked, “which version is worse though: ‘I love you, ALIVE GIRL’; ‘I love you ALIVE, girl’; ‘I love you, a LIVE GIRL.’?” But perhaps the most, ahem, on-the-nose tweet: “just got a sext from jeff bezos reading: “i’ll be over soon with my eyes, nose, mouth, head, body, legs, neck, ears, fingers and of course blood. Xx’ fuckin hot SHIT!!!”

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Check out more about Jeff Bezo’s strange sexts: https://mashable.com/article/jeff-bezos-i-love-you-alive-girl-sext-meme/#mjKLDC.cmiqn