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The Most Outrageous Sex Toys

Image Source: Blewit.comWhile Valentine’s Day might be over, there’s no reason you still can’t get your belated kink on! Any time is a good time for sex toys, whether you’re looking for ways to spice things up in the bedroom or something a bit more edgy. Here are some of the most outrageous sex toys to put your next fuck-fest truly over the top.

  1. TAZapper
    This sex toy gives off a 9-volt jolt depending on which body part it touches. It’s sure to make your sex life that much more electrifying!
  2. X2 Orgasmatron
    “The manufacturer claims the vibrator uses basic physics to ensure the buzzing not only hits the tip of the clitoris but also nerve endings inside the body,” reports the Huffington Post.
  3. Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pocket Pal 
    This is probably the closest you’ll come to getting head from porn star Sasha Grey. The sex toy creates a natural suction effect and is “molded directly from her pouty lips and tongue.”
  4. My Diletto
    This is basically a rowing machine with a dildo attached, so you can work out while getting off!
  5. Fetish Fantasy Web Restraint
    Who wouldn’t want to turn their bed into a “fantasy bondage sex web of seduction”? With this, you can be like a captive insect caught in a spider’s web, with your hands and feet completely restrained.
  6. The Face Fuck
    For those advanced kinksters who want to add something new to their BDSM sessions, this is a mouth gag AND a dildo!
  7. G-Spot Touch Finger Vibe
    This sex toy turns your middle finger into a vibrator, and its enlarged size makes it easy to hit that oh so magical G-Spot.
  8. Auto Banger
    Picture a nailgun with a dildo attached—it’s perfect for getting screwed!
  9. SlapHappy
    This amazing device bills itself as the “Swiss Army Knife of Sex Toys,” and for good reason: it can contort into several different shapes to get you off in various sexual positions.

Looking to add some spice to your life? We can electricity you in the most outrageous ways here!

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Tips For Joining the Mile High Club

Mile High ClubLet’s face it, we’ve all fantasied about what it would be like to fuck at 35,000 feet. And while it’s not the easiest feat to accomplish, with a little planning and good judgement, it is possible to join the Mile High Club. Here are some tips about how to get it on while soaring through the air.

  1. Travel at night
    This is when the passengers and the crews are sleeping, and when the restrooms will be all yours to make some midnight magic in.
  2. It’s better to bang in first or business class
    The restrooms will be nicer, and there will be fewer people. If you can, try to get on a nice, roomy Airbus 380. And if you’re going to Asia, you’ll really be in luck—those bathrooms look like spas with their orchids and fresh hand-towels. Basically, they were designed for luxurious sky-sex!
  3. Have a drink to help loosen you up
    Since booze hits you harder when you’re 5 miles in the air, a drink or two before getting wild mid-flight is sure to loosen you and your frisky travel companion up.
  4. Go to the bathroom separately
    It’ll be more covert if one of you goes first, and the other meets up for the rendezvous a few minutes later.
  5. Make a plan for fucking in those tiny bathrooms
    You can put the lid down and sit, or even stand against the door. It’ll be tricky, so consider planning out positions before getting in there to ensure you won’t waste all of your time fumbling around. Either way, it will make for a great story later!

In the mood for some risky business? We can make you feel like you’re flying without ever leaving the ground!

Check out more tips on Jezebel for how to join the Mile High Club.