Australian Health Authorities Give Bizarre COVID Sex Advice

Australia’s government has released a bizarre list of Covid-safe guidelines for the bedroom that has citizens scratching their heads. One bewildering suggestion in particular: staying 1.5 meters apart during sex. “Sadly, sex with someone outside of your household or bubble still carries risk and is not recommended due to the 1.5 metre physical distancing in place,” the government website states.

NSW Health goes on to recommend “mutual masturbation” or the act of pleasuring yourself in front of a partner while keeping a physical distance. Other tips include to wash sex toys before and after use and to use condoms and dental dams. Another suggestion is “hot messaging” or getting intimate over phone or video chats.

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Check out more about Australia’s strange new COVID sex guide: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9126281/BIZARRE-sex-advice-health-authorities-giving-Australians.html

Paul McCartney Details Beatles’ Group Masturbation, Orgies, And More In Interview

Image Source: Flickr.com/ | Member slushpupIt seems the Beatles had many a hard day’s night, according to Paul McCartney in his latest GQ interview. He told one story about how they got off with a little help from their friends. At John Lennon’s house in the pre-fame years, McCartney and Lennon, alongside three friends, masturbated together yelling out “Brigitte Bardot” for inspiration—until John shouted “Winston Churchill” and killed the mood.

He also admitted that money can in fact buy you love in Sin City: “’You’re going to Vegas, guys — you want a hooker?’ We were all, ‘Yeah!’ And I requested two. And I had them, and it was a wonderful experience.” It also turns out that John was the kinkiest of the bunch. McCartney told a story about John partaking in a cuckold fantasy: “I remember there was someone in a club that he’d met, and they’d gone back to the house because the wife fancied John, wanted to have sex with him, so that happened, and John discovered the husband was watching.” The Fab Four sure knew how to have fun!

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Check out more wild Beatles sex stories: https://pagesix.com/2018/09/11/paul-mccartney-and-john-lennon-once-masturbated-together