Study Shows Listening to More Music Will Get You Laid

What is it about music that is such a turn on? Is it the way it gets your heart racing when you dance, the sensuous rhythms, or the sexiness of a sultry voice? Whatever the case, music is hot, and now a study proves what we’ve long known about its uncanny abilities: it will get you laid

For the study, researchers asked 30,000 people from all over the world to play music out loud at home for a week. And what the researchers found was that the increase in music also led to a 66% increase in sex! It also caused people to say “I love you” 50% more. Another interesting sexy-music fact: 59% of participants said people become more attractive when they play songs the participants’ love. So go ahead and pump those jams—it’ll lead to some other pumping later!

In the mood for something sultry? Turn down the lights, turn up the volume, and let’s get down to the music!

Check out more about the study that shows listening to more music will get you laid: https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/listening-to-music-means-more-sex

You Won’t Believe this Filthy Song That Puts Real Sexts to Music

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phonesexA music student at Vanderbilt University found inspiration for his viral song in a pretty unexpected place: sexts. The filthy, hilarious song whose lyrics are taken from “real, word-for-word consensual texts sent to a young woman by fraternity members” is unlike anything you’ve ever heard. “Texts From A Beta” has had more than 283,000 views on YouTube—and its popularity has as much to do with the pornographic content as with the ridiculousness of the sexts themselves!

This is how the song starts: “I need you to greet me with your mouth wide open/ I’m so hungover and I need to fuck. // Wanna get filled later?/ Can you blow me? // Wanna fuck your throat for a while.” The musician said he got the idea for the song after his female friend showed him the dirty sexts she’d been getting from frat guys. The reason he put the sexts to music was to get laughs, pure and simple: “My friend wasn’t offended by these texts,” he said. Other lyrics include such gems as “There’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow, and my cock’s the only one that’s invited” and “My load + your face.” Stay classy, frat dudes.

Looking for something a little raunchy? We’re always down for some dirty talk!

Check out the song that puts sexts to music here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/texts-from-a-beta-matt-rafferty_us_56a64c49e4b076aadcc73d42

NEWS: Sending Out The Positive Vibes!

I’m sure everyone has a heavy heart today after yesterday’s devastating events at the Boston Marathon. I’ve spent the better part of the morning keeping up to date with the news coverage. It’s depressing and disheartening to say the least. As cliché as it might sound I strongly believe in the power of positive words and thoughts. I’d like to share what I try to do on a regular basis to uplift myself, and the people around me, especially during times like this.

  1. Spread the love. Tell the people you care about how much you love them, and how you’re hoping they have a wonderful day. You have no idea how much this means to a person, whether they admit or not.
  1. Try to meditate. I’m no yogi but I do try to take 5-10 minutes every day to sit in silence, or with soothing music and just let myself be. If I can’t clear my head (which is usually the case), I aim to turn every negative thought that passes through my mind into something wonderful and upbeat. I took 1 minute of my mediation session this morning to send healing and loving vibes to the victims of the Boston Marathon, and the city of Boston at large.
  1. SMILE EVERYWHERE YOU GO! Smile Therapy is a real thing!
  1. Give a coworker or friend a compliment that you’ve wanted to share with them, but haven’t for whatever unknown reason. You’ll for sure rock their world!
  1. Get lost in music! Pick an album from your past that reminds you of a fabulous time in your life or something new that tickles your fancy. I’ll be jamming to Foster the Peeps all damn day!
  1. Try to do something active for 30 minutes: jogging, walking, skipping, hiking, pilates, yoga anything to get your endorphins kick started! You could even start a 5-minute dance off in your office or solo! Your soul WILL thank you!
  1. Break the ice in the awkward elevator ride with a good morning or good afternoon.
  1. Call or shoot an email to a friend that you’ve lost touch with. How dope is it to reconnect with someone special!?
  1. HUG AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
  1. Here is how you can help with the Boston Marathon crisis