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These Musicians Invented Sex, According To The Latest Twitter Meme

condomsIt turns out sex was invented by musical acts like Lady Gaga, The 1975, and BTS—at least according to Twitter. After a religious tweet went viral for saying that sex was created by God, Twitter users responded that, actually, musicians being openly horny encouraged everyone else to do the same. Here are the best responses to the tweet, “Sex was created by God, for marriage, between a husband and a wife. Not for a boyfriend and girlfriend that are dating.”

  1. “sex was invented in 2012 when the 1975 said ‘if we’re gonna do anything we might as well just fuck'”
    Good idea!
  2. “sex was invented by lana del rey in 2012 when she wrote down the words ‘my pussy tastes like pepsi cola’”
    Delicious!
  3. “sex was invented in 2008 when Lady Gaga said ‘let’s have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick'”
    Definitely makes us want to get down!
  4. “sex was invented in 2014 when yoongi rapped ‘my voice turns people on, whether be a man or a woman, the flexible movements of my tongue will make you cum'”
    Hot!
  5. “Sex was invented in 1994 when Marilyn Manson said ‘I am the god of fuck!'”
    So sex was created by god!
  6. “No offense but I thought sex was invented in the Purple Rain movie when Prince told Appelonia to purify herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka”
    They’re not wrong…
  7. “sex was invented in 2012 by bruno mars when he said ’cause your sex takes me to paradise'”
    Sexy and heavenly!
  8. “sex was invented in 2011 when the lonely island and akon released ‘i just had sex'”
    Naughty!
  9. “sex was invented in 2012 when one direction said ‘i want you to rock me'”
    Further proof that sex was invented by horny musicians!

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Check out more about the Twitter meme about musicians inventing sex: https://mashable.com/article/sex-was-invented-meme/

Keith Urban Writes Song About His Sex Life With Nicole Kidman

white-1822497_640Keith Urban’s song “Gemini” is a racy ode to the mind-blowing sex life he enjoys with his wife, Nicole Kidman. And now the Australian actress has admitted she doesn’t mind being her husband’s sex-muse. In an interview, she said of Keith’s risqué song: “I don’t sensor his art, but it is a little embarrassing.”

The “Gemini” lyrics include the confession: “She’s a maniac in the bed, but a brainiac in the head.” Racier still, Keith also sings in the song: “She’s waking to make love in the middle of the night.” When asked if that element of the song was true, Nicole laughed off the question: “No, what?! You’re making that up. Shut up. I’m not answering that, that’s outrageous.”

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Check out more about Keith Urban writing a song about sex with Nicole Kidman: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7271073/Nicole-Kidman-talks-sex-life-husband-Keith-Urban.html

Redditor Can Only Have Sex While Listening To Death Metal

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisA desperate man turned to Reddit for advice on his unique sexual problem—he can only have sex while bumping death metal. “My new girlfriend doesn’t like that kind of music, and I believe I have a pavlovian response to my music. I cannot get aroused without my music,” he wrote in the “Personal Issues” subreddit. It wasn’t an issue for his previous girlfriends, but unfortunately his current one is a fan of “Midwest Emo bands that aren’t from the Midwest.”

“No problem for me, I really enjoy that kind of music. However my dick did not,” he wrote. To appease both himself and his girlfriend, he tried to have sex with AirPods in so that he could listen to his black metal. “AirPods in, music on, and dick hard,” he wrote of the “genius plan.” Whatever works!

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Check out more about a Redditor who can only have sex while listening to death metal: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/redditor-black-metal-sex/

People Are Now Keeping AirPods In During Sex

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Sex and tech have combined in interesting ways lately, so it’s probably no surprise that people would start fucking while listening to music with their wireless AirPods. According to a recent study called “Exploring the Intersection of Music and Sexual Preferences,” of the 1,010 sexually active people surveyed, 17 percent of respondents who own AirPods claim to have worn them during sex. “The wireless earphones could offer simultaneous enjoyment of wildly different music tastes, although this is just one scenario,” the study’s authors say.

54.6 percent of the participants polled were male, 45.0 percent female, and 0.4 percent identified non-binary or gender-queer. Researchers found out other interesting facts, such as hip-hop and rap fans prefer doggy style while pop music fans are content with missionary. Also interesting is that partners with a similar taste in music supposedly experience more frequent and satisfying sex.

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Check out more about a study showing people have sex with AirPods in: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/airpods-sex/

The Best Masturbation Songs For When You’re Feeling Yourself

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zIf you’re looking to set the mood for National Masturbation Month, we have just the thing: masturbation-themed songs! Not only are these songs about self-love, they’re also just sexy as hell. Here are some of the best masturbation jams for your party for one.

  1. Macy Gray’s “B.O.B”
    This is the definitive masturbation anthem. The song is an ode to her vibrator, and “B.O.B” literally stands for “battery-operated better!”
  2. Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Party for One”
    There’s a party in her pants and you’re invited!
  3. Beyonce’s “Flawless/Feeling Myself”
    All hail, Queen (masturbation) Bey!
  4. Billy Joel’s “Captain Jack”
    This one’s a classic for a reason.
  5. Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On”
    Ok, while this one is about getting it on with a special someone, it’s definitely one of the sexiest songs, ever.
  6. Generation X’s “Dancing With Myself”
    Let this song give you a figurative hand!
  7. Pink’s “Fingers”
    This song’s hotter than Pink’s bright pink hair!
  8. Britney Spears’ “Touch of My Hand”
    Oops, Britney did it again: made us all want to jerk off!

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Check out more about the best masturbation songs: https://mashable.com/article/masturbation-playlist/

R&B Singer Sammie Says Women Want His Music Played During Sex

dollenR&B singer Sammie fortunately gets to mix business and pleasure. “Girls have requested my music during sex,” he admitted. “It’s kind of weird. But I have done it. Women have asked me to sing while doing it, and that is even more creepy.” Worth shuddering for multiple reasons!

He added, “I don’t create [sexy music] for myself. I create it to set the mood for others.” His said his songs that are most often requested in the bedroom are “Wetter” and “Tsunami.” Keep the sex tracks coming, R&B Casanova!

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Check out more about Sammie playing his own music during sex: https://pagesix.com/…/rb-singer-sammie-says-women-want-his-music-played-during-sex

Pornhub Drops Album

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Picking the perfect playlist for a fuck-fest just got a little easier thanks to Pornhub. The porn megasite just dropped a very spicy album to set the mood for your sexy times. Pornhub’s Vice President Corey Price said in a press release about the album drop: “[W]e wanted to show our fans some love by curating an album so seductive that it would make Cupid himself blush—and is guaranteed to end your night with a bang.”

Price added, “With over 100 million people visiting Pornhub daily, we know what gets people in the mood. When you feel like the night is about to reach its crescendo, dim the lights and throw this album on. You’ll thank us later.” Songs by Lil Xan, Blac Chyna, 6ix9ine, and PnB Rock are sure to set the tone. But make sure to wrap things up quickly: Pornhub’s album only lasts about 15 minutes!

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Check out more about Pornhub dropping a sex album: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pornhub-valentines-day-spotify-album/

Porn Bots Co-Opted Kings of Leon ‘Sex on Fire’

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It seems Kings of Leon have some unexpected fans: porn bots! Ten years after the band’s biggest hit, “Sex on Fire,” the song has now become a shortcut for online adult entertainment. If you search the song by name, you’ll quickly find several X-rated links.

Not only that, but the XXX links take you to cam girls that don’t really exist, at least not in the physical sense. These porn bots took the sex anthem of the 2000s—which the band said was meant to be a sexy tribute to fucking—to the next level, literally. Maybe the band should start dedicating the song to all the porn bots that continue to keep the hot sex burning!

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Check out more about how porn bots co-opted “Sex on Fire”: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/aug/31/how-porn-bots-co-opted-kings-of-leon-sex-on-fire

Kanye West Makes Surprise Appearance At The Pornhub Awards

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The first-ever Pornhub Awards started with a bang thanks to a guest appearance from Kanye West. The rapper surprised everyone when he performed new music, and also debuted the video for his new single “I Love It,” directed by Spike Jones. Not only that, but West also worked behind the scenes with the awards as its co-creative director, designing everything from the stage to the award statuettes.

According to a release from the awards, “Kanye has designed a bespoke erotica-inspired award statue for each of tonight’s unique categories. In line with the futurist theme, the award statues represent imagined alien sex toys.” The event itself featured data-sourced winners in categories like “top fetish performer” and “most popular male pornstar.” Sounds like the Pornhub Awards show was a real winner!

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Check out more about Kanye West at the Pornhub Awards: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/kanye-west-pornhub-awards/

Troye Sivan’s New Single ‘Bloom’ Is Really About Gay Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hotdude2Openly gay singer-songwriter Troye Sivan whetted fans’ appetites for his hotly anticipated new album by dropping a sexy new single laden with double entendres. While Sivan’s never been shy about embracing his sexuality in his music, “Bloom” takes things up a notch or two. As many fans have pointed out, the lyrics seem to be an ode to bottoms.

“Take a trip into my garden, I’ve got so much to show ya,” Sivan sings. “The fountains and the waters are begging just to know ya, and it’s true, baby, I’ve been saving this for you.” Following the song’s release, Sivan implied the song was about being on the receiving end of butt sex with his tweet: #BopsBoutBottoming. But Sivan played it cool when asked about the meaning of the song: “It’s 100 percent about flowers! That’s all it is,” he said. “Call it whatever you wanna call it. I wanna play that song at every Pride.”

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Check out more about “Bloom”: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/troye-sivan-bloom-video_us_5aeb238ee4b041fd2d23cc37