12 Sex Scenarios That Definitely Don’t Happen In The Movies

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 3.55.03 PMSex is very different from how it looks on the big screen. In real life, it’s definitely not as glamorous and it requires a lot more foreplay and lube. Here are 12 straight sex scenarios that happen IRL but not in the movies or on TV (check out the full list below).

  1. One where the woman needs foreplay before she gets super wet, obvi.” Yes, in the magical land of television, foreplay is not important somehow…
  2. One where lube is needed.” And again, lube is necessary everywhere but TV-land!
  3. One where the guy needs to finish the girl off because some women don’t come from penetration alone.” Ladies first!
  4. One where the guy can’t get it up because shit happens and honestly it’s not anyone’s fault.” Preach!
  5. One where the girl has already climaxed, but the guy hasn’t and now it’s just chafing her crotch like crazy as he tries to keep going.” Annnnnd, that’s what lube’s for, people!
  6. One where they fumble around awkwardly looking for a condom for at least two minutes.” Not like in the movies at all…
  7. One where the girl gets up to pee right after because she doesn’t want to chance a possible UTI.” Yup!
  8. One where they haven’t showered or look perfect and they’re like sweaty with major morning breath.” Not very romantic—but totally hot!
  9. One where he gives you a towel after.” Prince Charming!
  10. One where oral is performed with a gag reflex.” It happens.
  11. One where they shower before sex because not everyone wants to have sweaty, possible body odor-involved sex.” Shower sex is hot!
  12. One where someone is going down on the other person for a LONG time, but like nothing is happening and the person going down now has lock jaw.” Nope, won’t see that on screen.

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Check out more sex scenarios you won’t see on TV: https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/straight-sex-scenes-we-wish-we-saw-on-tv

The Hottest Movie Sex Scenes, Ever

netflixandchillThe next time you’re looking to Netflix and Chill, look no further than these streamy movies. They offer much in the way of sexual inspiration—and they’re also just really entertaining. Here are the hottest movie sex scenes ever shown on the big screen (check out the full list below).

  1. Wild Things
    Two sexy lesbians getting it on in a pool? A legendary sex scene is born.
  2. The Brown Bunny
    This film is infamous for featuring unsimulated oral sex between Chloe Sevigny and Vincent Gallo. But its under-the-table blowjob scene is pretty incredible, too.
  3. Shame
    This film offers excessive sex scenes—think Michael Fassbender fucking his way through New York in a variety of creative pairings!
  4. Fear
    Who can ever forget Reese Witherspoon getting fingered on a roller coaster as a 90s remake of “Wild Horses” plays?
  5. Risky Business
    As Refinery 29 says, “If you could not follow Rebecca De Mornay and Tom Cruise’s lead on the G train during rush hour, that’d be great.”
  6. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
    This heroine is very into dominating. Let’s hear it for girls on top!
  7. Nina Takes a Lover
    We’ve got two words for you: ladder sex.
  8. Revolutionary Road
    Kitchen counter sex is the best sex!
  9. Marie Antoinette
    Let’s just say Marie Antoinette had a rich and full sex life. Let her eat cake!
  10. The Hunger
    Susan Sarandon having sex with Catherine Deneuve? Yes please!

Looking for something steamy? Come find sexual inspiration right here!

Check out more of the best sex scenes ever: https://www.refinery29.com/2013/09/53441/movie-sex-scenes#slide-49

The Sexiest Movies on Netflix That Somehow Passed the Porn Censors

netflixandchillDid you know there’s plenty of real-life porn to be enjoyed on Netflix from the comfort of your home? The movies featuring XXX action on the streaming platform are promising to take “Netflix and chill” to the next level. Grab your popcorn and a box of kleenex: here are the dirtiest movies on Netflix for your viewing pleasure.

  1. Starlet
    This movie not only features the great-great-granddaughter of Ernest Hemingway, but also an actual XXX sex scene. Porn star Zoe Voss acts as body double in the naughty scene.
  2. Nymphomaniac Vol 1 & Nymphomaniac Vol 2
    Lars Von Trier’s two-part drama chronicling a woman with a sex addiction is racy enough on its own. But the movie is one-of-a-kind for its exciting use of special effects: Von Trier actually filmed real porn stars having sex, but then he digitally placed their genitals onto the bodies of actors like Charlotte Gainsbourg or Shia Labeouf!
  3. Blue Is the Warmest Color
    This film features perhaps the hottest unsimulated sex scenes in film history. The drama explores the frenetic same-sex relationship between two women—and the graphic sex scenes have definitely earned its NC-17 rating!
  4. Wetlands
    This raunchy comedy features an eighteen year old who loves to masturbate and explore sexual taboos. As Daily Dot says, “While the film is graphic, there’s no real simulated sex, until one horrific scene involving four men and a pizza.”
  5. Kink
    This documentary pulls back the sheets on kink.com, a global leader for BDSM fetish porn. It showcases bondage and sadomasochism pornography, with plenty of kink and BDSM footage spread across its 80 minutes to whet your appetite.

Looking for a little “Netflix and chill” yourself? Come get graphic with us right here!

Check out more naughty movies on Netflix: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/porn-on-netflix/

Porn Stars Reveal Which Mainstream Movies Really Get Them Hot 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmIn WoodRocket’s latest installment of “Ask a Porn Star,” adult entertainers weigh in on the sexiest mainstream movies. Everything from full frontal orgies to full-on romantic lovemaking scenes make the cut if it turns these porn stars on. Here’s their favorite hot and heavy action in Hollywood movies.

  1. Eyes Wide Shut
    Katie Morgan admits to having “genuinely masturbated many times” to the infamous masked sex scene in Stanley Kubrick’s final film. So have we all, Katie.
  2. Better Than Chocolate
    Draven Star chose the 1999 lesbian romance Better Than Chocolate as her favorite mainstream erotic flick. Yum yum!
  3. The Story of O
    Maxine X is a slave for the 1975 kinky adaption of this BDSM classic. “It’s probably the hottest movie I’ve seen,” she says.
  4. Star Wars
    Star Wars episodes four, five and six are the steamiest to Leya Falcon, (who happens to have based her porn name on a galaxy far, far away) ‘because Darth Vader is f*cking sexy,'” says Bustle.
  5. The Expendables
    Cindy Starfall loves the “rugged,” “dirty” men who go wild “playing with their guns.” Doesn’t hurt that Sylvester Stallone’s one of them!
  6. “I just watch porn”
    Amber Ivy says she prefers the real thing to the silver screen, and likes her sex scenes to be “raw and real.” Fair enough, Amber.

Looking for something steamy yourself? Come get raw and real with us right here!

Check out more Hollywood movies that make porn stars weak in the knees: https://www.bustle.com/articles/198497-what-porn-stars-really-think-of-sexy-mainstream-movies

Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence Reveal the Most Adventurous Places They’ve Had Sex 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Everyone’s abuzz about Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence’s sex scenes in their new movie Passengers. On a late night talk show, Jennifer Lawrence admitted to getting drunk before the racy scene to calm her nerves. And during a recent interview, Australian radio show hosts brought up the scene as a way to get the actors to dish about their personal sex lives.

“What’s the most adventurous place you’ve had sex, either of you?” host Sophie Monk asked. “Airplane,” Pratt responded. “I hung from the ceiling by my feet, like a bat.” A more cautious Lawrence insisted that she doesn’t have any crazy sex stories, saying “what really turns me on is feeling safe.” But if the film’s sex scene is any indication of how they are in bed, they’re both pretty uninhibited!

Looking to get wild yourself? Come get uninhibited with us!

Check out more about Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence’s sex lives here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chris-pratt-and-jennifer-lawrence-reveal-the-most-adventurous-places-theyve-had-sex_us_585d2316e4b0d9a59457f533

5 Sex Tips For Role-Playing Beginners 

portrait-889365_640Role-playing can be a really hot and fun way to spice up your sex life. It lets you play with different sides of your personality, act out your fantasies, and explore your adventurous and creative side in the bedroom. Here are 5 sex tips that you’ll wish you heard before trying role-playing.

  1. Have fun
    Don’t put too much pressure on it as a way to “spice things up”—instead, go into it thinking that it could be something silly and new to try with your partner. “You have a good laugh, and five minutes later, you’re having the best sex of your life,” says BuzzFeed.
  2. Simple prompts are best—no need for elaborate plots
    Really, all you need is one sentence to get things started. “You didn’t do your homework” or “don’t tell your wife” is enough to really turn up the heat.
  3. Change your look
    Don’t feel like you need an elaborate costume. Donning a wig or wearing something that you wouldn’t normally put on is enough to make you feel like a different person—which can be super hot and exciting!
  4. Use your favorite shows or movies to get inspired
    From Game of Thrones to Star Wars, the possibilities to act out your (nerdy) fantasies are endless!
  5. Get a book or look at games that will help you figure out where to start
    If you feel overwhelmed with how to get things started, there are plenty of books and other places that will give you naughty, inspiring prompts.

Want a little adventure in your life? Come play with us!

Check out more sex tips for role-playing beginners here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/role-play-tips?utm_term=.ompLWeJDRa#.llndvwNpkn

Tarzan Director Cuts Gay Kiss and Explicit Sex Scene

tarzanToday’s wah wah wah news comes to you courtesy of David Yates, director of The Legend of Tarzan. The film’s sexy star, Alexander Skarsgard, recently revealed that the director decided to leave a few racy scenes on the cutting room floor. Apparently, the new movie almost featured a kiss between the film’s villain, played by Christoph Waltz and Tarzan himself, Alexander Skarsgard.

Yates confirmed to The Playlist that he filmed the gay kiss between Christoph Waltz and Alexander Skarsgard, who was unconscious in the scene, but decided to cut it because “the tone of the sequence didn’t flow with the rest of the picture.” He added that although “we loved it at the time” it just didn’t test well with audiences, who found the strange and sexy scene too confusing. Yates also decided to cut an explicit sex scene between Tarzan and Jane (Margot Robbie) in favor of a more “muted and sensual” cut. We have a feeling a lot of viewers are going to be beating their chests over this disappointing news!

Looking for some wild jungle love? We are definitely in favor of explicit material here!

Check out more about the racy scenes cut from Tarzan here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/07/08/alexander-skarsgard-reveals-why-his-gay-kiss-was-cut-from-tarzan/

New Film About Fetishes is Full of Kink and Laughs

The Little Death is a new Australian comedy by writer/director/actor Josh Lawson that’s full of kinky sexual fetishes and hilarious scenarios. The film intertwines stories that revolve around five fetishes: rape fantasy, role play, dacryphilia (crying fetish), somnophilia (sleeping fetish), and telephone scatologia (obscene phone call fetish). The scenarios are absurd, funny, and clever—in one of them, a deaf man uses a Skype sign language interpreter to call a phone sex line!

While writing the script, the filmmaker created several scandalous scenarios for other fetishes that didn’t end up making it in the final cut (one involving dendrophilia, or a sexual attraction to trees). But the most interesting thing about the film is how it doesn’t moralize or shame any of the characters for their kinky tastes. It also doesn’t shy away from explicit language and subject matter. Lawson said of fetishists, “No matter how weird and wonderful we think we are, we all deserve love in a way that makes sense to us.” Amen to that!

Want to celebrate the right to be kinky? We’re all about weird and wonderful scenarios here!

Check out more about The Little Death here.