Dicks are great, but let’s be real: the way men feel about theirs varies as much as the dicks themselves. Some men want a bigger dick, some (young) men wish they could have more control over their boners, and yes, some men even wish theirs was smaller. Whatever you’re packing down there, these confessions from real men will prove that dicks are so much more than just a body part.
- “The reason I’m still a virgin is because I’m scared my penis is too small.”
This makes us so sad. What this poor virgin should know is that his fear is totally in his head—cause whatever he’s got in his pants is probably just fine! - “Yep. My penis is small. Your point being?”
That’s more like it! Penis size—like age—is just a state of mind! - “Having a big penis really isn’t that good. Wearing jeans hurts like hell to wear!”
Ouch! Bigger isn’t always better! - “Because I’m insecure I tell girls I have a really small dick so when we have sex they see my average dick and tell me it’s big. Pretty childish but it helps.”
You know what’s a huge turn on before you have sex?: feeling comfortable in your own skin. - “People keep asking what’s up this morning…my penis. My penis is up.”
Morning wood is nature’s alarm clock! Better get to work (and we don’t mean your 9 to 5!). - “I’ve shown more people my penis on Whisper than times I’ve left my house this week.”
Hopefully it’s been a slow week…. - “My penis is AVERAGE! I thought I was WAY below average…NOPE! I am 5.3 inches. Which so happens to be EXACTLY AVERAGE!
This confession proves that you probably think your dick is smaller than it actually is. - “When I get bored I act like I’m driving a car and my cock is the shifter.”
Talk about pleasure riding! - “Confession: I would suck my own cock if I could.”
Confession: yes, you would, and you’ve probably already tried it…many, many times!
In the mood for a little pleasure ride yourself? When it comes to your shifter, we love all shapes and sizes!
Here’s more men confessing how they really feel about their dicks.
