OnlyFans Star Promises Free Boob Jobs If She Wins Election

You’ve heard “sex sells,” but how about ‘boobs for ballots?’ OnlyFans model Rocio Pino has a creative way to get votes for her dream job in Mexican parliament: free boob jobs. “[My] election promise is to guarantee free breast augmentation for all women,” Pino said in her campaign.

As a candidate of the Progressive Social Networks party, she’s giving it her breast shot in a run for office in Mexico’s Chamber of Deputies. Pino has built her run for Congress on the perky campaign: “tits for every woman.” Her slogans include “With me, your vote counts for two” and “Because a woman with tits is an empowered woman.” Pino promised, if you vote for her, “We are going to put Chichis on women.”

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Man Hospitalized With ‘3-Day Erection’ After Taking Bull Sex Stimulant

viagraA man didn’t want any bull when it came to fucking—unfortunately, that meant he had an erection that lasted three days. He was hospitalized in Mexico after taking a sexual stimulant “used for breeding bulls.” Sources report that the man took the drugs with the intention of having a “successful sexual encounter with a young woman of 30 years.”

According to the hospital, the man had purchased the pills in Veracruz, Mexico, where farmers used the pills to encourage mating between their cattle. The man underwent emergency surgery but there have been no updates on his health since the procedure. Hopefully the man learned a valuable lesson about being the punchline in a cock and bull story—literally.

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Mexican City Tells Police To Ignore Sex In Public

Image Source: Flo Perry / BuzzFeedOne Mexican city is taking all the risk out of getting frisky in public. Mexico’s second-largest city, Guadalajara, has made it harder to police sex in public, including places like parks, alleys, entertainment venues and cars. Police have been instructed to look the other way if they see public sex acts, unless they’ve received a specific complaint from a third party.

Under the modification to the Policing and Good Government Code passed in August, police officers can now only intervene in public sex or detain a couple with a citizens’ request. City lawmakers believe that “it would discourage police corruption, refocus officers on more serious offenses and not lead to any increase in lewd behavior.” Many couples have complained about corrupt police unfairly demanding bribes for tame sexual behavior. Naughty cops!

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Hot Cop Fired For Her Nude Selfie Has Found a New Career As a Stripper 

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: tangi_bertin
Image Source: Flickr.com | User: tangi_bertin

Remember that one time a Mexican cop took a topless selfie? You know, the hot officer in uniform, breasts fully exposed, in a patrol car with her gun in her lap? Yeah, kinda hard to forget. Obviously, you can see why this went viral.

Unfortunately, the nude selfie caused a huge backlash for the woman. It ending up costing her her job as a police officer and, later, her marriage, as the photo was not taken by or for her husband. But luckily, there’s a silver lining: she’s now raking in mucho dinero as one of Mexico’s most famous strippers! She’s making around $700 per appearance, booking gigs at numerous clubs, and has over 100,000 followers on her Facebook page. “I’m an artist and performer,” she said. “So I’m learning how to keep my fans happy.” Right on, hot ex-cop!

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