There Are Only Five Dick Types In The World

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xWhile it’s true that every dick has its own unique set of characteristics, it’s also true that when it comes to “types” of dicks, there isn’t much range. Still, the saying “When you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all” isn’t totally accurate. Because there are five! Here are the five types of dicks that exist in the world:

  1. Short and stubby
    A woman with lots of dick experience (dick-perience) on Your Tango describes guys with short and stubby dicks as having big egos. Although “they’re often fun to toy with and can be fairly witty when they want to be,” these guys can be total dicks!
  2. The curved-to-the-north cock
    These guys tend to be optimistic and upbeat (like their dicks!). They’re also dog lovers!
  3. The curved-to-the-south dick
    The term “every man has his angle” comes to mind. To give you an idea of the type of guy with this cock shape: it’s a matter of public record that Bill Clinton has a curved dick…
  4. Frightened turtle dick
    “A guy has so much foreskin (generally uncut) that his penis barely shows its face, even when standing at full attention.” Turtles are adorable!
  5. The gourd
    Just like it sounds, a gourd shape is “narrow at the base and then wide at the top of the shaft, rounding out at the head.” Gourd’s are perfect for fall!

Looking to find your perfect type? We’ve got every shape and size you could ever want to “toy with” here!

Check out more about the five types of dicks that exist in the world here: https://www.yourtango.com/2016293898/there-are-only-five-penis-types-entire-world

8 Naughty Halloween Costumes For Men 

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What is it about Halloween that brings out the naughtiness in people? From every iteration of a “sexy” costume to ones that are basically just a dirty joke, Halloween seems to make everyone randy. Here are 8 naughty Halloween costumes for men that will have you asking Trick or Treat?

Adult Genie In a Lamp
The lamp around your waist reads “Rub Me!” It’ll take magic for that one to work…

Shocker Costume

Yup: a giant hand holding up two fingers (for the pink) and a pinky (for the stink). The product description on this one reads, “Those three fingers will leave you well remembered among the ladies.” Or maybe they’ll just be shocked?

Free Willie Adult Costume
This one takes a beloved children’s movie starring an adorable whale and turns it into a dick joke. Not sure the ladies will be cheering for you in the end in this costume…

 

Wanna See My Nuts
It’s a tree costume with a cute squirrel popping out from the groin area. Are we noticing a trend here with punny dick jokes?

Down For the Count
Take Dracula and a horny vampire who loves to give blow-
jobs and you’ve got the perfect costume!

The Fire Extinguisher
It’s a fireman’s costume—but with a hose for a dick! Don’t see many women putting out your fire with this.

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Adult Droopers Costume
It’s a dude dressed up as an old lady wearing a “Droopers” crop top (like the Hooters one)–only with fake droopy tits hanging down!

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Hung Like a Horse 
Strap a horse’s head to your crotch and you’re good to go!

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Looking for a little naughtiness yourself? You don’t need a dirty costume to get a good treat this Halloween!

Check out more naughty Halloween costumes for men here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sexual-male-humor-costumes_us_57f2b7d6e4b0d0e1a9a923b6?

Who Has Better Orgasms: Men or Women?

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm23Have you ever imagined what it would be like to cum as the opposite sex? Specifically, to find out who has better, more intense orgasms? If so, AsapSCIENCE has the answer with a helpful video that breaks down the various factors that contribute to each awesome orgasm. Here are the highlights.

Women have longer orgasms, around 20 seconds vs. three to ten seconds for men—but men have orgasms more frequently, 95% of the time. Straight women only climax 69% of the time during heterosexual intercourse. Interestingly, sexual orientation plays a large part in the intensity of an orgasm. While gay men and straight men experience a similar rate of orgasm, lesbians experience about 12% more orgasms than straight women—25% said they climaxed during every sexual encounter, half stated that they experienced orgasm more than 75% of the time. So the question really comes down to whether climaxing feels different for men and women. The answer: not really. The same parts of the brain are stimulated for both genders, so the biggest differences really come down to the individual.

Looking for a mind-blowing experience yourself? We can make you say O-M-G 100% of the time!

Check out more about who has better orgasms, men or women, here: https://gayety.co/health/love/whos-climax-is-more-intense-men-or-women

New Documentary Goes Inside Fetish World of Competitive Tickling

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_menThe new documentary Tickled proves that there are still some fetishes so niche, so strange that even the most savvy internet user may not have heard of them. The director, David Farrier, is a New Zealand journalist who’s made “a career out of looking at the weird and bizarre side of life.” So when he stumbled across a video featuring a fully clothed, regular looking dude in bondage being tickled by other fully clothed athletic dudes, Farrier decided he had to investigate further.

The documentary went so far inside the strange fetish world of competitive tickling that the director got slapped with a defamation lawsuit from his subjects. He was also told by Jane O’Brien Media, the company who makes the tickle fetish videos, that the company would not associate with him because he’s gay and male-on-male competitive tickling is an “exclusively heterosexual athletic endurance activity.” Strange as this all may seem, the documentary does not shame tickle fetishists. The must-see film can really only be described as “incredibly uncomfortable or intensely erotic.”

Want to get into something strange and intense? Rest assured we can tickle your fancy here!

Check out more about Tickledhttps://www.wweek.com/arts/2016/07/05/tickled-pisses-off-competitive-ticklers/

Researchers Find Association Between Watching Porn and Less Gray Matter in the Brain

“This is porn. This is your brain on porn. Any questions?” That’s what researchers from the Max Planck Institute for Human Development in Berlin asked in a new study which found that hours spent watching pornography was associated with less gray matter in the brain. For the investigation, scientists recruited 64 healthy males between the ages of 21-45, who mainly said that they did not watch more than four hours of x-rated material per week. Then the researchers scanned the men’s brains using MRI imaging while they watched porn—and the results were pretty shocking.

The study found that the men watching porn not only had a decrease of gray matter volume in their brains, but also had less functioning in the area of the brain used to process motivation. Still, the researchers cannot prove that porn is the direct cause, and they’ve said that they’ll need to conduct further studies before they are able to reach any sort of conclusion. One possible reason could be that excessive stimulation of the reward system altered the brain’s “neural plasticity.” Or perhaps, men with less gray matter in their brains require more stimulation, and find watching porn extremely rewarding. Whatever the reason, researchers will be looking into “your brain on porn” more rigorously in the future.

Looking for something rewarding yourself? We’re happy to report that researchers have found no negative correlation between your brain and NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the study on porn and less gray matter in the brain here: https://www.iflscience.com/brain/researchers-find-association-between-porn-viewing-and-less-grey-matter-brain/

Gay Porn Studio Makes Controversial Decision to Add Trans and Bio-Female Porn Starss

Notorious gay porn studio, Treasure Island Media, has shocked more people with their new gangbang porn flick than with all their raunchy, bareback porn flicks combined—because they’ve given a woman and a trans woman starring roles. By crossing the gay porn gender taboo with their upcoming release Fuck Holes 3, they’ve stirred up quite a bit of controversy among loyal fans. Like the other popular Fuck Holes films, the adult entertainers are all male, except two scenes including SF Weekly’s Whore Next Door and cis-female Siouxsie Q James and trans woman Sami Price.

“Would this be boundary-pushing? Or is this just flat-out, gag-me gross for the majority of Treasure Island’s fan base?,” asked one angry dude on the gay blog The Sword. The film’s director Max Sohl responded by saying, “I have never had a movie this discussed based on the trailer alone. Some of the comments are surprising given that they haven’t seen what they are commenting on and really are judging based solely on the ‘idea’ of the casting.” Porn star Siouxsie Q James also commented, saying that as a queer person herself, she understands the frustration of straight sex dominating queer spaces, but that she is also “so honored that this historically gay director wanted to cast me in this genre-busting film,” she continued. “Yes, there are women in this film, it is still shot by a gay director for a gay production company. The focus is on the dudes.” We say to those pissed off gay dudes, if you don’t like one “fuck hole,” just fast forward till you get to a different “fuck hole!”

Want to have some raunchy fun yourself? We are all about controversy here!

Check out more about the gay porn studio adding a woman and a trans woman here: https://sfist.com/2015/07/30/gay_porn_studio_adds_female_and_tra.php

The More You Masturbate, The Less Chance You’ll Have of Dying Prematurely

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_blowjobsWe have good news for the guys who enjoy regular self-love. According to a study published in the European Urology, guys who masturbate more often significantly reduce their chances of dying prematurely. The study followed 30,000 men over the course of 20 years, and found that men who regularly jerk off were generally healthier and had lower chances of being diagnosed with prostate cancer.

The study found that those who masturbate more when their young fare better later on in life. “Men who ejaculated at least 21 times a month in their 20s were 19% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer than men who ejaculated about seven times a month,” reports Gaystarnews. The study also discovered that men in their 40s who choke the chicken on a regular basis are 22% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer. Jennifer Rider, the leader of the study said: “Ejaculation frequency is, to some extent, a measure of overall health status in that men at the very low end of ejaculation – 0 to 3 times per month – were more likely to have other (medical problems) and die prematurely from causes other than prostate cancer.” So, guys, better get wanking!

Want to do right by your health? We can help you reap all the (fun) benefits here!

Check out more about how masturbating more decreases your chances of dying prematurely: https://www.gaystarnews.com/article/masturbate-prevent-chances-dying-prematurely/#gs.IlY1oTs

New York Times Declares Chest Hair Sexy Again

Image Source: Flickr.com | PantyhoseLuvFor a while there, it seemed body hair might be waxed for good. On the covers of countless men’s magazines, perfectly waxed chests and clean shaven faces were all you’d see. But body hair is coming back into fashion—and now, manly, hairy chests are even being embraced (endorsed?) by the New York Times!

“For a new generation, the overly groomed body appears to be falling out of favor,” Max Berlinger writes. This is great news for men who are eager to ditch their razors and wax kits in favor of a lush, furry chest. Any guy who’s waxed knows the pain of bleeding and in-grown hairs, but now they can thankfully drop the waxing and go for a sexy, au natural look. “An unkempt body is a perhaps unforeseen corollary of the lumberjack look that has long since peaked in certain Brooklyn circles. Even the brand 2(x)ist, known for its sleekly textured models, has opted to show its underwear on the hairy frame of Nyle DiMarco, a recent winner of ‘America’s Next Top Model,’” says Berlinger. This natural, hot look is catching on faster than the notorious man bun and, we hope, will only keep growing (see what we did there?) in popularity!

Looking for something sexy and natural yourself? Come bring that hairy chest our way!

Check out more about chest hair’s sexy revival here: https://www.newnownext.com/the-new-york-times-declares-chest-hair-is-in/05/2016/

Just for good measure, lets take a look at this rockin’ fuzzy man bod

7 Things to Know For International Masturbation Month

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dildosIt’s International Masturbation Month! Now you can have a whole month dedicated to, er, taking care of yourself. To celebrate the occasion, here are 7 things to know about self-love.

  1. About one in seven women have never masturbated
    “When asked if they had ever masturbated before, 15% of the women surveyed as part of a Swedish study released earlier this month said no, compared to just 1% of men (in total, 3,000 men and women were interviewed),” reports the Guardian
  2. Women are more likely to use sex toys
    Although men are embracing sex toys more and more, 43% of women use them compared with just 13% of men.
  3. Men fantasize while masturbating
    Men are twice as likely to fantasize each time they jerk off than women. Where’s the imagination, ladies?
  4. Duration can vary from five minutes to 150 minutes
    According to the masturbation science site, Touchingforscience, masturbation can vary from quickies to long, luxurious self-love sessions.
  5. Atheists love to jerk off
    Atheists and agnostics were much more likely to have masturbated than religious folks. “Overall, 95% of agnostics said they had masturbated at least once in their lives, compared to 64% of fundamentalist Protestants, 62% of Christians and 53% of Jews.”
  6. Married people are less likely to masturbate 
    According to a survey conducted by The National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior, married people were the least likely to have masturbated in the past 90 days (57% of married men and 39% of married women). “Single and dating” women and “single” men were the most likely to have gotten off on their own.
  7. Over 60% of men watch porn
    In what comes as probably no surprise, men love to “double-click their mouse” on the internet!

Want to celebrate International Masturbation Month? We are all about self-love here!

Check out more things to know for International Masturbation Month: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/may/10/masturbation-month-sex-toys-tips-sexual-health

Porn Site Specializing in Male Pregnancy Fetish Is a Youtube Hit

mpregA strange new fetish is growing on Youtube like a big pregnant belly: MPREG, or M(ale)Preg(nancy). If the idea of seeing muscular, manly straight guys with ripe pregnant bellies turns you on, then MPREG is the fetish for you! And now, porn company Film911 is specializing in MPREG fetish on its site because, as the founder says, “there was no content out there catering to what I’m into. I own a production company, so why don’t I produce content geared toward what I’m into?”

Ironically, Film911 has become very popular because of its niche offerings. In addition to MPREG, it also offers a variety of fetish porn, including “feet and belly button worship, gut punching, tickling, vore (short for vorarephilia, or the desire to be eaten) stuffing, where men stuff their faces with pizza then belch loudly while showing off their enormous bellies, and CPR, where men pretend to die and need to be resuscitated with defibrillators,” according to the Gaily Grind. Film911’s founder thinks the appeal of MPREG and the other fetish porn comes from an attraction to domination. A strong, pregnant man and a guy getting punched in the stomach or swallowed whole are really about submission and domination, even if the power aspect isn’t immediately clear.

Feel like getting into some kinky stuff yourself? We are all about strange fetishes here!

Check out more about the porn site specializing in male pregnancy fetish here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/04/27/porn-company-specializing-in-male-pregnancy-erotica-is-a-youtube-hit/